when nature calls

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, and I probably never will. If I did, Kurama and Hiei would each be scantily clad. Or just plain d.
d.

(A/N: I'm sorry! I shouldn't be starting another fic, but I wanted to write a YYH fic sooooooooo bad! So I decided to write a one-shot! Which also means it'll be a lemon, and a yaoi one at thDon\Don't like it, don't read it. So, any way, I'll just get on with it.

Rated: R/NC-17

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Kurama's P.O.V )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I lye stretched out on my bed as I chewed nervously on my now worn down pencil, impatiently waiting yet dreading Hiei's return from his latest mission. Why do I dread this you ask?
Because since my reincarnation to my human body, I have had an enormous crush on my long time friend, as well as my partner. I know it's silly, but what makes matters worse is it's mating season for my kind, and I don't think I can resist him any longer. I really should tell him about how I feel, but I guess I'm afraid of rejection. And if Hiei rejects me, it'll ruin the friend ship we have. I really don't want to lose him. I should just keep this to my self. But it seams my hormones are betraying me, as well as my instincts. It's gotten to the point where it's almost painful. I can barely take it any longer.
I'd even settle for sleeping with yusuke if he wasn't with kuwabara that is. Yes, that's how desperate I am, but I still long for the petite fire demon above every one else. I long to have his small but powerful body above my own. His throbbing member inside my hot tight body, his sweet tongue caressing my own. I tried my best to swallow the large lump in my throat as I felt my pants grow tighter. Blast this human body and it's hormones! I let out a frustrated sigh as I realized cursing at my self woult het help. Maybe a nice cold shower would do me good. Deciding that was the right solution, I forced my self off of the bed, and proceeded to walk to my bathroom door which was so
Conveniently located across my room.
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after turning the water on as cold as I could stand it, I carefully removed my yellow tunic and pants, folded them, and placed them on the closed toilet seat. after a quick check in the mirror, I stepped
into the icy water and winced as it hit my unclothed groin. I sighed and leaned against the blue tiled wall, letting the liquid soak my crimson locks. I spread my knees a bit, and that's when an idea accord to me. Slowly, I slid my hand down my abdomen, until I reached the prize between my milky thighs. I gently yet cautiously brushed my fingers over the tip, and let out a small raspy moan. Feeling a bit more confident, I rapped my fingers along the base, and slowly moved my hand up and down my erect length. As I went a bit faster, I imagined it were Hiei's long slender fingers touching me, instead of my own. I soon felt a bit of pre-cum spurting from the tip, so I began to pump
my member faster. I felt the icy water run down my back, adding to the erotic effect. I had never done any thing like this to my self. I always felt it was a bit too dirty. But I soon found that I like it. I know that deep down inside I feel ashamed of my self for doing something so impure. But at the moment, I didn't care. I didn't care about Hiei, I didn't care about my mother, I didn't even care about myself. At the moment, all I cared about was the hand causing me such unbelievable pleasure.
Feeling a need for my release, I began to pump my hand even faster, until I finally came to my peak,
Then colapsed on the shower floor, eyes half-lidded, breathing labored, fresh hot tears running freely down my cheeks. I stayed like that for awhile. Just sitting there, with only my thoughts to comfort me. Until, unfortunately, I heard a quiet tapping on door. "schuichi? Are you alright? I thought I heard screaming." Came a muffled cry that belonged to my mother. I panicked. What if she heard me?! What if she heard those erotic sounds I was sure to be making. "y-yes mother! I-I'm fine! I'll be out in a minute." There was an uncomfortable silence, until moments later, I was relievo heo hear my mother mutter an 'ok' and walk away. I sighed in relief, and climbed out of the shower.
Making sure to wrap a large fluffy towel around myself, I walked into my room, colapsed on the bed,
And let sleep over come me, not bothering to get dressed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( normal P.O.V )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the next day, the morning sun light pored into the Kitsune's bedroom window, alighting the large but crowded area. The birds chirped happily outside, doing their part to awake the world to a bran new day. Kurama, on the other hand, wasn't nearly as happy or cheerful. Feeling a little worn out from last night's oh-so-naughty activities, Kurama still laid sprawled out across the bed, deep in a blissful sleep. But that wouldn't last for long. Unfortunately, the light spared him no mercy. Instead, it shined brightly on his calm peaceful features. Slowly, Kurama awakened from his sleepy trance, blinking open his emerald green eyes. His vision was still blurry from his sleepy state, so it took him a minute or two to realize his surroundings. Once his vision cleared, he was met by a pair of fiery crimson almond shaped eyes, that belonged to his one and only true love. Kurama nearly jumped for joy as he realized who it was. "Hiei! You're finally back!" Kurama shouted with glee, as he threw his arms around the small fire demon. Hiei only rolled his eyes, but returned the embrace none the less.
"hn. Stupid fox. Of course I came back. As you can see, I didn't die." Kurama only hugged him closer. That is, until he noticed just how close their bodies were. That made him a bit uncomfortable. He also noticed that besides a thin green satin robe, he was still quite naked. He felt himself grow hard as a rock as he felt Hiei's body pressed close to his own. feeling a bit nervous, Kurama pulled back a bit. //my it's getting hot in here......// that's when a thought accord to him. A very naughty thought. He'd just seduce Hiei. That way, if they 'did' have sex, it would be Hiei's fault, so it wouldn't do any thing to their friend ship. After all, it's not like 'he' did anyng wng wrong. Well, as far as Hiei knows, it wou't b't be his fault. And what Hiei doesn't know won't hurt him. He had to admit, it wasn't exactly a smart plan, but it would work none the less. It had to. Kurama turned so that he was facing Hiei again, and began parting his robe, whilst pretending to fan him. ". "it's getting rather hot in here, isn't it?" Hiei stared at Kurama's bare chest, and swallowed hard, trying not to wonder what was under that robe. "um, maybe I should turn the air conditioning on......." Kurama smirked to himself, unbeknownst to Hiei. "no, I'm fine. It's just that-well, you're the one making me so hot."Hiei gulped. "w-what was that fox?" "oh, nothing, nothing. I just couldn't help but notice how Uncomfortable you're looking in that coat. And it's making me hot." Hiei was almost a bit disappointed by the red head's true meaning of the statement. Ignoring that train of thought, he decided to change the subject. "are you ever planning on getting out of bed, fox?"
Kurama once again smirked to himself. This was too easy. "oh, yes, of course."
Kurama stepped off of the bed and stretched, causing the robe to loosen a bit, leaving only his most private parts to the imagination. this caused Hiei to think some very impure thoughts about his friend. He had always wondered what he would be like in bed, but never really had the opportunity.
Well, he did have opportunities, but he never really took advantage of them. He always figured their relationship was strictly friendship. So, Hiei continued to ignore Kurama's vulgar movements.
Kurama quirked an eye brow at his tiny friend, a bit confused as to why Hiei wasn't noticing his actions at all. But he still continued, none the less. "oh, Hiei, you've gotten your clothes so dirty. Here, let me clean you up a bit." Kurama dusted away at Hiei's black attire, until he came to his thigh. There he carefully brushed away the imaginary object, making sure not to go too far, but still managing to pleasure his tiny friend. Kurama looked up into Hiei's eyes. That's when he felt the lump in his throat get ten times bigger. Hiei's face was expressionless, as if he didn't even notice the hand on his thigh. His plan was failing. Hiei didn't want him, and he never would! He should've given up a long time ago. Kurama released his grip on Hiei's thigh, and plopped down on his bed, trying his best to hold back tears, but accidently let one escape. Hiei looked over from his spot
On the bed, first seeing the look on the red heads face, and then, a truly shocking, almost frightful
Sight. Kurama was crying?! That's impossible! Youkos did not cry! Only those pathetic ningens.
That's when he remembered exactly what kind of body Kurama was in. carefully he reached over, and gently wiped the tear from his pale cheek. "what's all this about?" Kurama looked over at the fire demon, and before he knew what he was doing, threw his arms around his thin some what frail neck. Hiei could only blink down at him in confusion. "kurama......" Kurama was nearly hysteric, as he buried his face in the crook of Hiei's shoulder. "oh Hiei! I'm so sorry! I just wanted you so bad, I couldn't help myself!" this caused Hiei to be even more confused. "what are you talking about?"
Kurama sniffled a bit, but then went right back to sobbing. "I'm in heat! I've always liked you as more of a friend, and I always thought I could handle it, but now I just couldn't help myself!
I tried to seduce you, so that maybe you'd like me the way I like you, but you don't and you never will!" much to Kurama's surprise, instead of yelling at him, or hitting him, Hiei only laughed. And it wasn't that evil chuckle of his. It was hardy throw your head back laughter. It was an odd sound, but still a pleasant one. As Kurama looked into those laughing crimson eyes, he was even more confused than ever. "w-what's so funny?" Kurama asked between sniffles. "you, fox. You're hilarious!" Hiei's laughter grew louder at the look on the red head's face. "y-you want e, but I don't want you?!"
Kurama frowned. "what's so funny about that?" Hiei stopped laughing for a moment, and took Kurama's hand into his own. "I do want you. But I always thought you didn't want me." Now that he thought about it, it was kind of funny. So Kurama chuckled a bit, as did Hiei, and soon the two of them couldn't stop laughing at their own stupidity. "Hiei, I- "shut up fox." Hiei interupted. He gently took Kurama's chin in his own, and placed a small gentle kiss on those lips he's always desired. Once he was sure that Kurama wasn't going to pull back and slap him, he carefully licked at his bottom lip, silently begging for entrance to the sweet cavern that was his mouth. Kurama was a bit shocked at first, but complied to Hiei's wishes. Once his entrance was permitted, Hiei continued to cover every inch of his mouth with sweet passionate kisses.at the same time, their tongues were in their own duel for dominance, Hiei coming out in the end. Unfortunately, they were both quite out of air, so with an aggravated growl, Hiei broke the kiss, and attacked Kurama's soft neck. Kurama let out a soft moan as Hiei nibbled at the tender skin, and then lapped at the sore spot, in some attempt to sooth it. After making sure to leave a small red mark, Hiei worked his way down to Kurama's collar bone, nibbling and biting at the tender flesh. Mean while, Kurama's hands wondered up Hiei's shirt, playing and toying with the small pink nubs on his chest, making Hiei moan with pleasure. Hiei continued his actions. Finally getting fed up with that damn robe, Hiei grabbed the offending garment, earning himself a surprised gasp. Hiei carefully picked up the surprised kitsune, and gently laid him down on the bed, making sure not to cover any thing as he did so. He gently brushed his finger tips over Kurama's smooth abdomen, and down his thigh. It was a truly erotic sight. Kurama, lying across the bed, breathing labored, body covered with sweat. Hiei couldn't help but become hard at the sight. he leaned down once again, and placed tiny butterfly kisses all over kurama's face,
Ending up at his mouth in the end. he kissed, nibbled, and licked all down his neck, and across his collar bone. He suckled on one of his tiny pink nipples, while pulling and teasing at the other, causing Kurama moan aloud, followed by a fed up growl. Hiei traveled even further down, placing tiny kisses down his abdomen, then swirling his tongue around his navel. Finally, Hiei came to his true destination, but just as he was about to take Kurama into his mouth, he felt two hands grip his shoulders, and before he knew it, he was gazing up into the eyes of his future lover. "I was getting tired of waiting." With that, Kurama quickly stripped Hiei of his clothing. Kurama looked over Hiei's body, then smiled to himself when he came to Hiei's surprisingly large member. Kurama gulped nervously. //ok.....here goes nothing." With that, Kurama took Hiei's member in his hand, and sat on it, crying out in pain as it penetrated his virgin entrance. "you idiot! You weren't prepared! Now get off." Kurama ignored Hiei's demands, and moved a bit so that he was now sitting on Hiei's lower abdomen, his erection fully inside of him. "n-no, I'm fine. I-I'm feeling much better."
Hiei glared at him, but couldn't hold back a moan as Kurama began to move along his length.
"see Hiei? I'm all better. Infact, I've never felt better in my life." "neither have i." Hiei said, as he watched Kurama bounce along his hard erection, ready to come from just the sight of it.
Not wanting to wait any longer, Hiei placed his hands on Kurama's hips, guiding him as he rode
Him. "Kurama........." Hiei moaned. "yes, my love?" "faster." Kurama smirked to himself. "as you wish." Kurama moved his hips up and down as fast as he could go, making Hiei and himself moan aloud, paying no attention to the fact that his mother might, and probably would, hear them.
Kurama couldn't take it any longer. He grabbed Hiei's hand, and placed it along his bouncing erection, hoping Hiei would get the idea as to what he wanted. And much to his relief, Hiei complied, moving his hand up and down, matching their every thrust. As Kurama thrust jhis hips, Hiei mimicked his movements. He watched as Kurama's sweat soaked face turned into a look of pleading
For his release. So Hiei thrust his hand even faster, trying his best to releave him of his pain. And he did. With a few more thrusts of Hiei's hand, Kurama came, coating both of their stomachs as well as the bed with his thick creamy semen. Hiei grabbed Kurama's hips once again, and with a few more hard thrusts, he came as well. Kurama colapsed onto Hiei's sweaty body, managing to detach himself from his lover first. "maybe we should get cleaned up." Hiei whispered in Kurama's ear. "not now. Sleep. We'll do it in the morning." Hiei smirked, and pulled the covers over himself and his lover. He placed a gentle kiss on his lovers cheek. "good night my fox." Kurama let out a yawn. "good night my fire demon." With that, Hiei joined his lover in blissful sleep, but first whispered a quick thank you to any god who had blessed him with his new lover.

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Sun: well, that's all. Finally.

Fire: so, if you want us to write a sequel, we will!

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