If They'd Been Human
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Yuyu Hakusho › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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Gender Confused Princess
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, literally, not a thing...
This is my first posting, and it includes YAOI, guy on guy, don't like don't read.
Umm... Please be kind...
If They’d Been Human
By: Crimson
Chapter 1: Gender Confused Princess
*****
It was a normal Friday afternoon, Hiei had gone to about half of his classes and was now killing time outside of school with his right hand man, Kagami, waiting for the rest of their gang to get out of school.
“Yo! Hiei! Kagami!” a tall muscle bound brute with slick back black hair walked up to the gang leader, “What’s up, you guys?”
“Hn, nothing,” the shorter boy hiding in the shadows shrugged with out even opening his eyes to see who was talking to him, and took another drag on his cigarette.
He wore only a black tank and the school uniform navy blue pants, his school jacket thrown over his shoulder.
“Hey, Hisashi,” the skinny blonde man greeted, he was taller than their leader…well, all of the members of the mysterious boy in the shadow’s gang were taller than him really, but that didn’t stop him from earning every last one of the boy’s respect by kicking their asses…but shorter than the gelled haired boy.
“Did you check out the new girl? Man, she’s smokin’ hot,” the giant idiot took his usual spot against the wall fence in front of their school next to the shortest boy with the burning cigarette, laughing loudly about his latest crush.
“Really?” the spiky haired boy asked, obviously uninterested in anything Hisashi had to say.
“Yeah, man, she’s about as tall as you, Kagami, and just as skinny, only with nice little curves. She’s got long, flaming red hair that flows down to her mid back, and large bright green eyes, like emeralds,” the big oaf rambled on, “but one weird thing is that she wears the boy’s uniform, but even under that you can tell that she has long, nicely shaped legs and a great walk that shows off her ass.”
“A guy’s uniform?” the blonde raised an eyebrow, “They wouldn’t let a girl wear a guy’s uniform. The red head probably is a guy. Did you think about that?”
“Come on, Kagami” the boy mumbled around his cigarette, “This is the most poetic that I’ve ever heard him. Let him dream at least.”
“No way, Hiei, she’s real,” Hisashi defended himself, “and she is a she.”
“But why would they let her wear a guy’s uniform?” the blonde continued to question.
“How should I know?” he shrugged.
“Hn, I don’t know, Kagami,” Hiei stood up straight from the brick fence, “I’m starting to think that Hisashi made up this whole ‘beauty’ thing.”
“What?” the large idiot nearly shrieked.
“Yeah,” the blonde started to crack up, “Remember when he claimed to have beaten up the entire Red Eye Gang? And it turned out that they didn’t even exist in the first place?”
“Shut up, man,” he growled, “She’s real, and I’ll prove the both of you wrong, and then I’ll make you eat your words.
“If you say so,” Hiei threw his cigarette to the ground to stomp it out, finally opening his large almond shaped garnet eyes, “but first we need to talk about the gang
from Saotome High School from down town. If they think that they can come and take over our territory...” Hiei suddenly gave a blood thirsty sneer, “Well, we just have to make sure that they know that we don’t let strangers come anywhere near our land, and those who refuse our kind warnings end up dead.”
*****
It was late Saturday morning, and Hiei couldn’t figure out why the hell the giant idiot had 1) woken him up before noon, and 2) why he had called him out to one of their old hang outs, and abandoned storage building, which had been cleared out years ago by the preceding member’s the Black Dragon Gang. The place was dark, with only bits of light coming through the boarded up window. He found a slouched figure hidden in the shadows, and thinking that it was the buffoon, Hisashi, Hiei yelled out to it.
“Hisashi, you moron, why the fuck did you call me out here for? And why so fucking early?” finding the light switch, Hiei turned on the dim and with widened eyes knew what the oaf had done.
Hiei ran up to the ‘legendary’ red haired beauty in the boy’s uniform. Apparently Hisashi had meant it when he said that he’d prove him and Kagami wrong. He’d gone out, and found and captured her, but went too far.
“Shit,” he checked on the victim’s vitals. Hiei untied and laid the girl on the floor. After a quick examination, he found the only problem to be a bump to the back of the head. He brushed the bright red hair back. There was a nice even rise and fall of the flat chest… FLAT? Hiei eyed the chest for a second, before coming to the conclusion that even though very beautiful, this creature was a boy. Suddenly, the beauty groaned in pain, and Hiei jumped a little, but couldn’t help but lean closer for a better look as the sparkling green eyes fluttered open.
Instantly, Hiei had the odd need to hold this boy until he felt better, wanted to protect him from any and all harm.
POW!
Hiei found himself on his ass in the dark shadows a few feet away from where he had been kneeling. The beautiful boy sat up, his green eyes seething with rage.
“I will kill you,” he swore in his soft alto voice, with a deep edge as he stood up, looking even more glorious in the brighter sun light that had somehow snuck in.
“You’ve got a mean right hook,” Hiei chuckled trying to put his jaw in its original place, “but I don’t believe that you have neither the ability nor the reason to want me dead.”
“Reason? You want me to give you a reason? You sneak up behind me, knock me out, tie me up for who knows and who knows what you did while I was out, and you want a reason?” he stormed up to the shadowy form of Hiei, proving that he was almost a whole foot taller than him.
“Hey, I had absolutely nothing to do with that!” Hiei huffed up at the other boy, “That was all that giant idiot’s idea. How was I supposed to know that he would actually kidnap you? …crap.”
“You were in on this? You and whoever this giant idiot is are a couple of sick freaks. What were your reasons? Was it because I’m the new kid? Or is it because I happen to be smart, that I’m a nerd? Or is it because I’m a beautiful BOY?”
“You’re not self centered or cocky at all,” Hiei raised an eyebrow, but the red head couldn’t see it in the shadows.
“When you grow up hearing that every single day, believe me, that’s not self centeredness or cockiness at all… It’s just plain annoying.”
“Oh no, people paying attention to you, giving you praises and compliments. Your life must be so hard,” Hiei stated, dripping with sarcasm.
The taller boy stared down at him thoughtfully for a minute before a small smile appeared on his face, making him look even prettier, and said, “You really had nothing to do with my kidnapping, did you? So you must be my prince charming come to save his gender confused princess. My name’s Shuichi,” he offered his hand to the rather ambiguous shadow, “But I’d prefer to be called Kurama.”
“Hiei,” he nodded, but didn’t take the hand, “and I am nobody’s prince, although I may be forced to become a murder soon… I’m going to kill Hisashi.”
“Hisashi? Is that the big guy? Tall with bulky muscles? Gelled black hair? Denser than a diamond, uglier than a pug dog?”
“That’s him,” Hiei took a step into the better lit part of the room, closer to the tall red head.
“Wow…” Kurama breathed.
“Wow what?” Hiei looked around to see if there was something interesting in the abandoned place, but found nothing.
“What was your name again?” bright green eyes didn’t leave the little gang leader as he leaned in closer for a better look.
“Hiei,” he backed up a little.
“Well, Hiei,” he leaned in even closer, putting a hand on Hiei’s shoulder to keep him from backing up any more, and held him so their faces were only inches apart, “You have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen.”
“I-I think Hisashi hit you on the head a little too hard…”
“Not really, I’m always like this,” he smiled, making Hiei’s heart skip a beat.
“You’re always delusional? Or do you always hit on the person that finds you tied up and unconscious?”
“No,” he put a hand on Hiei’s cheek, holding it so their eyes met, “I see what I want, and I go for it, take it, and claim it as mine.”
Hiei was somehow unable to do anything, he was completely frozen with shock, fear, and something else. Whatever it was had Hiei doing nothing as the beauty drew their lips closer together.
“Yo! Hisashi, you in there?” Kagami’s voice rang out.
The red head snapped up to see where the blasted voice was coming from, and pouted down at the spiky haired boy, “Darn, no fun,” he graced Hiei with a quick smile and a wink before turning to sashay away, slowly and seductively, leaving Hiei staring as his perfect ass swayed from left to right.
Hiei was still dazed, hypnotized by the movements of Kurama's hips when Kagami ran up to him.
“Dude, she’s real, Hisashi was right, she’s super hot! Where is the big guy? We owe him big time for making fun of him.”
“A-bu- a- she… he’s a … she, she, and the…”
“Hiei? Are you okay, man? I’ve never seen you like this, especially over a girl,” he waved his hands in front of Hiei’s glazed over eyes.
Shaking his head, he tried to get his composure back, and stood as tall as he could, but his voice still seemed to fail him, “Th-that’s not a g-girl.”
“What? Oh, man are you fucking serious?” Kagami started cracking up, “Ah, jeez, Hisashi must’ve dug himself his own grave to die in after he went on about how hot she- he was… Hiei, why are you so flushed?”
“I have to go,” he rushed out the door with his amazing speed, needing fresh air all of a sudden.
~TBC~
This is my first posting, and it includes YAOI, guy on guy, don't like don't read.
Umm... Please be kind...
If They’d Been Human
By: Crimson
Chapter 1: Gender Confused Princess
*****
It was a normal Friday afternoon, Hiei had gone to about half of his classes and was now killing time outside of school with his right hand man, Kagami, waiting for the rest of their gang to get out of school.
“Yo! Hiei! Kagami!” a tall muscle bound brute with slick back black hair walked up to the gang leader, “What’s up, you guys?”
“Hn, nothing,” the shorter boy hiding in the shadows shrugged with out even opening his eyes to see who was talking to him, and took another drag on his cigarette.
He wore only a black tank and the school uniform navy blue pants, his school jacket thrown over his shoulder.
“Hey, Hisashi,” the skinny blonde man greeted, he was taller than their leader…well, all of the members of the mysterious boy in the shadow’s gang were taller than him really, but that didn’t stop him from earning every last one of the boy’s respect by kicking their asses…but shorter than the gelled haired boy.
“Did you check out the new girl? Man, she’s smokin’ hot,” the giant idiot took his usual spot against the wall fence in front of their school next to the shortest boy with the burning cigarette, laughing loudly about his latest crush.
“Really?” the spiky haired boy asked, obviously uninterested in anything Hisashi had to say.
“Yeah, man, she’s about as tall as you, Kagami, and just as skinny, only with nice little curves. She’s got long, flaming red hair that flows down to her mid back, and large bright green eyes, like emeralds,” the big oaf rambled on, “but one weird thing is that she wears the boy’s uniform, but even under that you can tell that she has long, nicely shaped legs and a great walk that shows off her ass.”
“A guy’s uniform?” the blonde raised an eyebrow, “They wouldn’t let a girl wear a guy’s uniform. The red head probably is a guy. Did you think about that?”
“Come on, Kagami” the boy mumbled around his cigarette, “This is the most poetic that I’ve ever heard him. Let him dream at least.”
“No way, Hiei, she’s real,” Hisashi defended himself, “and she is a she.”
“But why would they let her wear a guy’s uniform?” the blonde continued to question.
“How should I know?” he shrugged.
“Hn, I don’t know, Kagami,” Hiei stood up straight from the brick fence, “I’m starting to think that Hisashi made up this whole ‘beauty’ thing.”
“What?” the large idiot nearly shrieked.
“Yeah,” the blonde started to crack up, “Remember when he claimed to have beaten up the entire Red Eye Gang? And it turned out that they didn’t even exist in the first place?”
“Shut up, man,” he growled, “She’s real, and I’ll prove the both of you wrong, and then I’ll make you eat your words.
“If you say so,” Hiei threw his cigarette to the ground to stomp it out, finally opening his large almond shaped garnet eyes, “but first we need to talk about the gang
from Saotome High School from down town. If they think that they can come and take over our territory...” Hiei suddenly gave a blood thirsty sneer, “Well, we just have to make sure that they know that we don’t let strangers come anywhere near our land, and those who refuse our kind warnings end up dead.”
*****
It was late Saturday morning, and Hiei couldn’t figure out why the hell the giant idiot had 1) woken him up before noon, and 2) why he had called him out to one of their old hang outs, and abandoned storage building, which had been cleared out years ago by the preceding member’s the Black Dragon Gang. The place was dark, with only bits of light coming through the boarded up window. He found a slouched figure hidden in the shadows, and thinking that it was the buffoon, Hisashi, Hiei yelled out to it.
“Hisashi, you moron, why the fuck did you call me out here for? And why so fucking early?” finding the light switch, Hiei turned on the dim and with widened eyes knew what the oaf had done.
Hiei ran up to the ‘legendary’ red haired beauty in the boy’s uniform. Apparently Hisashi had meant it when he said that he’d prove him and Kagami wrong. He’d gone out, and found and captured her, but went too far.
“Shit,” he checked on the victim’s vitals. Hiei untied and laid the girl on the floor. After a quick examination, he found the only problem to be a bump to the back of the head. He brushed the bright red hair back. There was a nice even rise and fall of the flat chest… FLAT? Hiei eyed the chest for a second, before coming to the conclusion that even though very beautiful, this creature was a boy. Suddenly, the beauty groaned in pain, and Hiei jumped a little, but couldn’t help but lean closer for a better look as the sparkling green eyes fluttered open.
Instantly, Hiei had the odd need to hold this boy until he felt better, wanted to protect him from any and all harm.
POW!
Hiei found himself on his ass in the dark shadows a few feet away from where he had been kneeling. The beautiful boy sat up, his green eyes seething with rage.
“I will kill you,” he swore in his soft alto voice, with a deep edge as he stood up, looking even more glorious in the brighter sun light that had somehow snuck in.
“You’ve got a mean right hook,” Hiei chuckled trying to put his jaw in its original place, “but I don’t believe that you have neither the ability nor the reason to want me dead.”
“Reason? You want me to give you a reason? You sneak up behind me, knock me out, tie me up for who knows and who knows what you did while I was out, and you want a reason?” he stormed up to the shadowy form of Hiei, proving that he was almost a whole foot taller than him.
“Hey, I had absolutely nothing to do with that!” Hiei huffed up at the other boy, “That was all that giant idiot’s idea. How was I supposed to know that he would actually kidnap you? …crap.”
“You were in on this? You and whoever this giant idiot is are a couple of sick freaks. What were your reasons? Was it because I’m the new kid? Or is it because I happen to be smart, that I’m a nerd? Or is it because I’m a beautiful BOY?”
“You’re not self centered or cocky at all,” Hiei raised an eyebrow, but the red head couldn’t see it in the shadows.
“When you grow up hearing that every single day, believe me, that’s not self centeredness or cockiness at all… It’s just plain annoying.”
“Oh no, people paying attention to you, giving you praises and compliments. Your life must be so hard,” Hiei stated, dripping with sarcasm.
The taller boy stared down at him thoughtfully for a minute before a small smile appeared on his face, making him look even prettier, and said, “You really had nothing to do with my kidnapping, did you? So you must be my prince charming come to save his gender confused princess. My name’s Shuichi,” he offered his hand to the rather ambiguous shadow, “But I’d prefer to be called Kurama.”
“Hiei,” he nodded, but didn’t take the hand, “and I am nobody’s prince, although I may be forced to become a murder soon… I’m going to kill Hisashi.”
“Hisashi? Is that the big guy? Tall with bulky muscles? Gelled black hair? Denser than a diamond, uglier than a pug dog?”
“That’s him,” Hiei took a step into the better lit part of the room, closer to the tall red head.
“Wow…” Kurama breathed.
“Wow what?” Hiei looked around to see if there was something interesting in the abandoned place, but found nothing.
“What was your name again?” bright green eyes didn’t leave the little gang leader as he leaned in closer for a better look.
“Hiei,” he backed up a little.
“Well, Hiei,” he leaned in even closer, putting a hand on Hiei’s shoulder to keep him from backing up any more, and held him so their faces were only inches apart, “You have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen.”
“I-I think Hisashi hit you on the head a little too hard…”
“Not really, I’m always like this,” he smiled, making Hiei’s heart skip a beat.
“You’re always delusional? Or do you always hit on the person that finds you tied up and unconscious?”
“No,” he put a hand on Hiei’s cheek, holding it so their eyes met, “I see what I want, and I go for it, take it, and claim it as mine.”
Hiei was somehow unable to do anything, he was completely frozen with shock, fear, and something else. Whatever it was had Hiei doing nothing as the beauty drew their lips closer together.
“Yo! Hisashi, you in there?” Kagami’s voice rang out.
The red head snapped up to see where the blasted voice was coming from, and pouted down at the spiky haired boy, “Darn, no fun,” he graced Hiei with a quick smile and a wink before turning to sashay away, slowly and seductively, leaving Hiei staring as his perfect ass swayed from left to right.
Hiei was still dazed, hypnotized by the movements of Kurama's hips when Kagami ran up to him.
“Dude, she’s real, Hisashi was right, she’s super hot! Where is the big guy? We owe him big time for making fun of him.”
“A-bu- a- she… he’s a … she, she, and the…”
“Hiei? Are you okay, man? I’ve never seen you like this, especially over a girl,” he waved his hands in front of Hiei’s glazed over eyes.
Shaking his head, he tried to get his composure back, and stood as tall as he could, but his voice still seemed to fail him, “Th-that’s not a g-girl.”
“What? Oh, man are you fucking serious?” Kagami started cracking up, “Ah, jeez, Hisashi must’ve dug himself his own grave to die in after he went on about how hot she- he was… Hiei, why are you so flushed?”
“I have to go,” he rushed out the door with his amazing speed, needing fresh air all of a sudden.
~TBC~