A Stupid Fairytale

A Stupid Fairy Tale
for adults chapter two/ first half


Beta version from Tina chan!
Thank you so much! I don’t know what I would do without my three lovely betas Altar chan and Tina chan and Rose chan!
I hope everybody can better understand it now.
Suryallee


Once upon a time…
Yes, yes I know.
That again!
On a warm and beautiful night there was a little forest,
It was not a normal forest per se, more of a magical Forrest.

Yes, we are talking about the same forest as before!

Normally it was very quiet in the elf forest,
Sweet and *quiet* little animals with furry tails where running peacefully around,
Blossoms growing *quietly* everywhere,
Nice waterfalls *quietly* cascading down the rocks,
Peace was everywhere…

Do you know what is coming?
I am sure you do.

Suddenly all the peace and quiet was interrupted by a strange noise;
That did not seem to fit into forest life
“Unngh! Ahhh!”

Can you guess what I’m getting at?
I bet you can!

Well, four people’s heads were filled with thoughts that were anything but quiet and peaceful.
To be more precise, they were doing some very naughty adult things.
After all two of them had a century’s worth of celibacy to make up for!

You get the point.

Far away from their current position,
And current activities
An old witch lived in the magical forest.
An old witch known as Genkai of Toz.

I know what you all are thinking about this name,
But it’s only a stupid accident if the name sounds similar to some other one!
I assure you, that this only a stupid fairytale!

And Genkai was not very pleased with herself at the moment.
In fact she was pissed.

Why? You ask again, why?!
Didn’t we explain this in the first fairytale, in order to sort Princess Keiko’s problems out?
OK... fine, if you need a description of everything that’s going on here…

She needed some ingredients for her magic potion,
And could not find them anywhere in her entire witch house!

Understand now?
Good!
What? You want to know why she was brewing this potion?

She needed the magical potion in order to cure her good mood
And so she went to find herself the missing ingredients for her mood killing potion,
Because, she was a witch and witches had to be in a bad mood here in fairytale world.

Happy now?
I’ve got to tell you everything!
Back into the Forest…

After walking into the woods the witch Genkai from Toz came to a clearing with a small lake, a clearing currently inhabited by a runaway Princess and a water elf.

Yes, they’re doing exactly what you think they’re doing!

Genkai from Toz blinked once …twice… and a third time.
Then with a happy grin onto her old face, she turned around.
And promptly ran into the next tree in her path!
Meanwhile, the happy couple in the clearing was too distracted by happily, devouring each other to notice the old witch who had stumbled onto their clearing.
And Kyoshi the water elf was happily thrusting himself into the young princess under him!

Ooopsy daisy!
Pretend not to have read that last sentence!

When Genkai of Toz regained her senses and looked around, the two were trying out a very interesting position.
Deciding it would be better to leave this place, the witch Genkai from Toz ran away from the two, before she could give into the urge to brew herself a potion to get a lover for the night!

We leave this place now for awhile and trying to find out what other occupants of the Forest are doing by now.
Hopefully not so dirty things!

Meanwhile, away from the witch Genkai from toz and the two occupied lovers,
There was living sex…?

Argh! I mean six,

Six, little dwarfs in a little dwarf house!

Oh gods! This didn’t happen!

With little dwarf beds,
Little dwarf knifes,
Little dwarf teacups,

You get the point!

Their names where, Dwarf one, Yomi.
Dwarf two, Mukuro (?),
Dwarf three, Suzuki,
Dwarf four, Chu the sober,
Dwarf five, Rinku the young,
And finally,
Dwarf six, Kurama the furry dwarf!
They all lived day in and day out in the peace and quiet of the fairytale forest in the fairytale world, doing all the things little dwarfs do here in fairytale world.
Only dwarf six, Kurama the furry dwarf was an exception.

Why? Again?
Oh, well…

He was not doing things that little dwarfs were supposed to do!
He was planting trees, growing plants and other things along those lines.
But what worried the entire colony of dwarfs the most was the fact that…
He had five tails!
This was unheard of here in the fairytale world.
So they hid him when other dwarfs came to them, in shame and fear that someone would find out their little secret.
So they pretended to be the five little dwarves instead of six
And Kurama the furry dwarf was lonely.
Every time he tried to bring some flowers to one of the other dwarfs, they shoved him away, overloaded with some dwarf work.
So one day he ran into his beloved Forest to cry, because he was not a normal dwarf like all of his friends where and never would be.
Suddenly he was distracted from his sadness by some strange noises to his left.
They disturbed quiet and peaceful Forest!
Not to mention what the strange noises did to his, well- little, little- Kurama!

Poor little dwarf, don’t you think?
Well, meanwhile somewhere deep in another part of the Forest…

Here you could find a grumpy, ugly, Forest troll called Shishiwakamaru.
He found himself very ugly and desired nothing more than to be beautiful and wanted.

Especially to the Sexy, err, I mean Beautiful, nymphs near to his cave…


When he heard about a strong witch called Genkai from Toz, he searched for her in order to get himself a spell which would make his dreams reality.
But when he arrived at her witch house,
She was not there!
So Shishiwakamaru turned around to leave,
When suddenly his long sword was caught from her magic kettle, and he fell with a loud *Uhmpf*.
Right into the unready mixture of her mood killer inside!

You see what can happen to people, all time, in the fairytale world?
It’s horrible don’t you think?

Meanwhile Genkai from Toz was wandering around the Forrest with a big headache.
Deciding that she no longer needed a mood killer, she went into the direction of her home.
But before she could get there, she tripped over a fallen branch on the fairytale Forrest floor,

That happens to be magical,

And fell face forward into a magical pool.
When she came back out of it she was young again!
Now the witch was deep into trouble!
Witches here into the fairytale world had to be OLD!!!
With the thought of a strong potion that would make her old again, the witch ran all the way back to her now troll inhabited witch house, cursing loudly the entire way!

You wouldn’t believe me if I told you that this happens here all the time, would you?

On her way, Genkai from Toz crossed the path of the poor little dwarf, Kurama the furry.
Silently wondering what the hell a young witch was doing here into the Forrest, running at such a mad pace:
Kurama the furry dwarf went back to his journey to find the people who dared to disturb the quietness of his Forrest!
Not to mention his sanity!

Please leave us both a comment yes?
I personally think they deserve to know that someone read their works for me and how you find it.
The same goes for Altars works for me on my other stories she is making herself, like Tina too, so much troubles for my sorry but!
Suryallee