We've Got a Big Mess on our Hands

We’ve Got a Big Mess on our Hands
Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I wish I did though :D but I kinda own the plot. But I deff own my character(s).

Warning: tons of cursing [if not now then later on] tons of sexual stuff and blah blah!
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The day started out like any other. I woke up in my apartment to the sound of a cat meowing at my bedroom door.

“Ugh. Eikichi! Wrong door! Kuwabara‘s door is across the hall!”
I looked at the clock on my night stand and it read 6:15 AM. Damn cat. I had to wake up soon I had to start decorating for Kuwabara’s birthday party.
“Stupid cat. I hate it.” I mumbled as I put on my slippers. I walked over to the door opened it and saw Eikichi sitting there. “Hey Eikichi. Thanks for waking me up. Now lets go find your papa.”
I picked her up and walked to Kuwabara’s door across from mine and knocked. “Kuwabara?” I heard him grunt from behind the door. It sounded like permission to enter to me.

I walked into Kuwabara’s room and bumped into his dresser, almost knocking over his lamp. I turned on the lamp and saw THE most comedic sight ever. Instead of laying on his bed like a normal person, he was laying horizontally across the short end of the bed, face up, spread eagle in all his boxer-clad glory. I knelt down to his ear and whispered, “Kazumaa.. Wake up. Your cat needs you.”
“Mmm. Yukina. Later, I promise.” I looked at him with a confused look on my face.
“If only Hiei was here and knew you were dreaming about his sister. He‘d kill you.” He jumped and woke up and in the same motion punched me in the nose. “Oh my god! My nose! What the hell Kuwabara!?” I dropped Eikichi on the bed, grabbed my nose and titled my head back in case I started to bleed.
“Aw jeez, sorry Mia. I didn’t mean-”
“You didn’t mean to punch me in the face while dreaming about a certain demon's sister?”
“Yea. Really I‘m sorry! What I can I do to help?” He asked as he walked toward me. I extended my arm in front of me.
“No. Stop. Get away. I’ll be fine as long as I’m not bleeding. Now what you CAN do is take care of that cat and make some breakfast, and some coffee!”
“Uh yea. Sure. Let me just put a shirt on or something.” While he went hunting for a shirt, I helped myself up. I felt my nose for any blood. Good, no blood.

TIME LAPSE

“OH MY GOD!!”
“Oh jeez! What?! Are you choking? Breath! ”
“This is fucking DELICIOUS!! Where did you learn to cook like this?”
“From Shizuru and watching a lot of cooking shows.”
“Oh man, this is better than sex!” Kuwabara's face looked like a tomato. “Sorry. You know what I mean.” He looked at me.
“Yea, I guess.” He took a sip of his coffee and said, “So what‘s planned for today?”
“Well I plan to get you out of the house, have Jin come over and have him fuck my brains out in every room of this apartment.” I said with a huge grin on my face. “Just kidding! Well I do plan on you taking Eikichi to the vet and running some errands with Keiko and Botan for me. But for now let Yusuke in on your way out to get the newspaper.”
“Uh, yea sure.” Kuwabara got up and went to get the newspaper and let Yusuke in.
“Good morning Mia. How goes it?”
“Morning Yusuke. There‘s coffee left if you want some.”
“So how is it living with Kuwabara? You guys fuck yet?” I smacked him.
“No Urameshi, we haven‘t, nor do I plan to. We are friends. He‘s the only guy I know that I can live with that won‘t try shit. And he helps with the rent.” I said as I took a sip from my coffee. Kuwabara walked back in the apartment with the newspaper under his armpit. He sat down and finished his breakfast. I looked up and said, “Kuwabara, it‘s almost 8, Eikichi‘s appointment with the vet is at 8:30. Keiko and Botan are going to be here at 10. So go get ready. Thanks, love.” I smiled and took a sip from my coffee.
“Sure, no prob.” He said as he got up to get dressed.

Yusuke made sure Kuwabara was out of earshot and said, “So, Mia, at what time is his party?”
“Well Hiei is waiting out in that tree over there,” I pointed out the window that faced that hallway window to the tree outside, “he‘s going to come in as soon as Kuwabara leaves. And Kurama is waiting outside underneath the tree. He will be joining Hiei. Everybody else should be here by 2:30. The party should start as soon as I get the signal from Botan that they are on their way back.” Yusuke looked at me.
“And who is ‘everybody else?’ That sounds like a lot of people. ”
“‘Everybody else’, Yusuke, is Genkai, Jin, Touya, Rinku, Chuu, Shishi, Kuronue, Zeru, Koenma, in his adult form, and I think that‘s it.” Yusuke froze.
“JIN?! Why?” I looked at him with the most serious look on my face.
“Because, Yusuke, Jin is AWESOME at making alcoholic beverages. And I couldn’t just invite him without inviting his friends. That would be rude. Besides I told them that they can‘t be all demon-y here because if they even tried to be I told them I would cut their penises off. The same goes for Hiei, because we all know how angry he can get at times.” Then I heard a faint thud coming from outside. I walked to the window in the hallway and looked down and saw Hiei on the floor with the most shocked expression on his face. I laughed and shot an apologetic smile toward Kurama.

When I came back in the apartment I saw Kuwabara fully clothed, his hair was in his usual Elvis-like style and had Eikichi is his arms.

“The keys to the car are over there.” I pointed to the little cabinet by the door. He mumbled a thanks and left. A few seconds later I saw Hiei in the hallway trying to get in through the window. Then I heard Kurama pull him by the collar of his cloak and say, “Can‘t you at least TRY to use the door, Hiei?” Then we heard a knocking at the door. I went to the door and looked through the peep-hole and unlocked the door.
“Come in boys and take a seat. There should be some coffee left.”
“Mia, are we to decorate the apartment?”
“Yea Kurama. The decorations are in my room. I‘ll get them and I‘ll be back.”

A/N: Yea I know it was a little short, the next is too. But when the writers block goes away I’ll finish writing up chapter 4. Let me know if you liked or not :]