Condoms Never Needed

Condoms Never Needed

Chapter One: Shower Scenes are the Best

Pairing: Suprise X Yusuke


Hey everyone!!

I know I haven't been here but that's because I'm only allowed on the computer Wednesdays and Thursdays now ^^; So that will slow down my updating for every story I have.

I am still working on the stories I need to work on though, and for those of you who are fans of A Dream Come True will be happy to know that I finally finished chapter 32 and am almost to the half way point for chapter 33.

For those looking foward to And the Father Is... I'm at a road block, but I'm going to start writing this story to help me with it; I'll get ideas for how I want to get to the next chapter I know I will!!

Now for this one, it's going to be one shots, but they are all connected. Also, this has lime and will later have lemons in it. I am still afraid to really write lemons but I'm trying really hard to get myself out of that. So I hope you guys enjoy this, and warning that this does have graphic limes in here and stuff so if you don't like it please don't read this. You've been warned.

Warning: Course Language, Suggestive Dialogue, Yaoi, hot steamy shower scene.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Yu Yu Hakusho characters or anything related to the show, AOL, any chat rooms, anything dealing with the internet, or the screen names *I did make them up out of my mind though* I am not making any profit from using any of these things in this story and this applies to future chapters. Anything added will be stated before the chapter.

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Yusuke yawned as he logged into his instant messenger. He leaned back into his computer chair as he waited for it to load. He watched as it came up as well as the AOL website. He exited the website and checked his Buddy list. He gave a sigh.

‘Damn it…no one’s on, not even Kuwabara and he’s ALWAYS on.’ Yusuke thought with another sigh.

Yusuke brought the web site back up. ‘Well…’ He looked at all the chat rooms listed. ‘I wonder if anyone else wants to talk.’

He looked through the list and found the ‘Romantic’ category. A smirk appeared across his thin lips, making his tan face have a mischievous look to it. The idea of seeing who was stupid enough to look in such a category, for love made him want to laugh out loud.

“Ok, I’m game.” He said, clicking on the Bi section.


BadAss#1 has signed into chat number 1940960584096


TuxedoMask46 has signed in.

TuxedoMask46: Hey.

BadAss#1: Yo

TuxedoMask46: a/s/l?

BadAss#1: 21/m/earth u?

TuxedoMask46: 22/m/same *smiles*

BadAss#1: So you’re bi too huh?

TuxedoMask46: Yea, but I prefer guys more so then girls

BadAss#1: ah well I don’t care either way I like both *devilish grin*

TuxedoMask46: well then u wouldn’t mind if I ask if u have a pic of ur self?

BadAss#1: wat 4?

TuxedoMask46: just want to put a face to who I’m talking to is all

TuxedoMask46: unless it bothers u?

BadAss#1: …

BadAss#1: *thinking* …

BadAss#1: aw wut the hell I guess it doesn’t matter

BadAss#1 wants to transfer Douments/MyPictures/MebeatingKuwabara’sass.doc

TuxedoMask46 accepts file

File Transferred

TuxedoMask46: so is this Kuwabara ur bf?

TuxedoMask46: *raises eye brow* the 1 u r beating up?

BadAss#1: Hell no!

BadAss#1: he’s my best bud

BadAss#1: he’s the ugly 1 on the left *snickers*

TuxedoMask46: lol

TuxedoMask46: well i would hate to see if he was ur worse enemy

TuxedoMask46: I feel sorry for the guy already

BadAss#1: its his own fault wanting to have his face planted into the pavement *snickers*

TuxedoMask46: lol

TuxedoMask46: I guess he deserved it then?

BadAss#1: hell yeah! Lol

TuxedoMask46: lol

TuxedoMask46: well thanks for the pic but I got to get off now

BadAss#1: ok…wait! Can I have your pic?

BadAss#1: its only fair

TuxedoMask46: sorry

TuxedoMask46: I don’t give pics of myself in chat

TuxedoMask46 has signed off

Yusuke started at the screen for a few minutes, before cursing under his breath.

“Well that’s the LAST time I’m going in THAT chat room.” He growled.

After glaring at the screen for a few more moments, a yawn escaped his lips. He glanced over at the clock and found it to be a little after one in the morning.

“Geeze, I can’t believe it’s that late already…I might as well take a shower before going to bed…” Yusuke said as he stood up.

He put his away message up and stretched before turning out of the room and heading towards the bathroom, grabbing a towel from the closet.

Yusuke stripped down until he was in his boxers. He reached into the shower and turned the handle to the left. He let the water run over his hand until the temperature was the way he liked. He pulled the lever, turning the head of the shower on.

Yusuke gave a sigh as he stepped into the shower, closing his eyes as he let the warm drops of water wash over his toned tanned body. After a minute, Yusuke took his scrub and some soap and lathered it down before scrubbing his body. As he scrubbed Yusuke thought about all of the reasons someone would want his picture.

He snorted.

“Probably to have something to look at as he jerked off or something; pervert.”

Yusuke put his scrubber away and began to latter his hands with shampoo before scrubbing his head.

“But then again…” Yusuke thought about that last statement. “I do the same thing with his picture…”

Yusuke had to shake his head to clear the image of the one he had feelings for. Feelings for as long as he could remember knowing him.

“Stop it Yusuke, you’re just as bad as that weird TuxedoMask dude…” he couldn’t help but snicker about that.

As he was rinsing his jet black hair from the soap, he felt a cold chill enter the room, causing him to shiver. He shook his wet head and looked around.

“I must have left the window open again.” Yusuke mumbled as he made the water a bit hotter.

Yusuke turned around and faced the wall, resting his head against it and letting the water run down his back. He signed at the warmth of the water. Another cold chill came over him, however this time it didn’t seem to leave.

“What the hell?!” Yusuke gasped as he felt something cool yet warm around his man hood as well as something on his back.

His eyes widened as another cool movement crossed over his manhood. He leaned his head against the wall of the shower again. He thought he could feel warm breath on his neck, but he couldn’t sense anyone in the room. He turned his head around and found there was no one there. He jumped as what seemed to feel like hands moved up and down on his toned chest. He could feel his heart beat begin to beat faster in his chest, as well as the blood heading down towards his groin.

‘Damn it Yusuke get a hold of your self.’ Yusuke thought, as what felt like a mouth sucking between his neck and shoulder.

Yusuke shook his head and pushed back off the wall, turning around and swinging his arm as he did.

“BACK OFF BITCH!” Yusuke growled as he felt the cold air seem to drift away from him.

However, Yusuke felt a strong cold breeze slam into his chest and pin him against the shower wall. He looked down at his chest, trying to figure out what was going on. There was nothing there, according to his senses, and there was nothing visibly there. He looked up and gasped as an out line of a body could be seen in the still falling water from his shower head.

The form seemed to be taller then him, but not by much. He was built by how the water formed around the still invisible body; only air took the place of what should have been flesh. Yusuke knew it was a he by how well equipped his ‘attacker’ was in the lower region.

Yusuke didn’t have time to ponder anything else when he saw the body start to shrink. Yusuke blinked his eyes, some droplets of water from his shower head still landing on his body. It was here where Yusuke realized the man wasn’t shrinking but kneeling. Before Yusuke could react, he felt his man hood engulfed in a cold yet warm wetness. Yusuke’s arms went out, reaching for something to steady him as he felt as if he was getting a hell of a good blow job. His right hand grabbed a hold of the shower rail, while his other one went behind him and held onto the nozzle of the faucet. He let out a low groan as what felt like a tongue moved against his stimulated man hood.

He felt himself spread his legs wider until his feet were up against the tubs walls. He groaned as the sensation around his arousal seemed to disappear. He looked down and found half of the outline of the person still kneeling in front of him. He closed his eyes and pushed his head against the wall behind him. His mind running around in circles; images of the one he loved flooded his mind as what felt like warm breath lingered over his aching man hood.

Yusuke couldn’t control himself as a gasp escaped his lips, and his eyes widened as he felt something like hands squeeze his sacs, causing his hands to grip harder on to the nozzle and shower rail. He looked down and had to blink. He thought he saw orange or even a red colored hair. He didn’t have time to let the thought sink in as the ‘hands’ moved up over his toned body, while a wet ‘tongue’ came over the tip of his aching member.

A loud groan escaped his lips as he tilted his head back; however because of the wall, it caused his hips and back to arch, his groan turning into a long moan as he felt like he was getting a deep throat blow job.

Yusuke’s heart was beating harder as his breathe came out in short raspy breathes; he could have sworn he could feel all the blood in his body go strait to his groin as ‘teeth’ gently scrapped at his man hood. The scrapping stopped and Yusuke tilted his head up further as he felt ‘sucking’ and ‘licking’ being implied. Those along with the massages those invisible hands were giving him to his lower waist, back, and butt were driving Yusuke to the edge.

It seemed like the invisible person could feel Yusuke’s height almost at its climax and sped up his motions. Yusuke’s head moved from side to side, his mouth open and his hands white from the grip they had on the rail and the nozzle. Yusuke’s eyes shot open as he felt a shiver go down his spine, a cool breeze blowing a whisper of a name into his ears.

‘Yusuke!’

“Ku…..ahhhhhhh” he screamed as his orgasm was reached; shooting his seed out into the invisible mouth and all over his tub.

Yusuke felt his body fall, landing on top of the nozzle. He continued to hold on to the rail and sat on his hand that was holding the nozzle. The chill in the air had gone after his scream, the water from the shower head coming down cold and un-obstructed. Yusuke slid off the nozzle and onto the floor, resting his head to the side of the nozzle and still breathing hard. He couldn’t move, and let the cold water slash on his legs, cleaning them off, the man having disappeared as his seamen did down the drain.


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Not too far away another lay, though in a bed; sweat over their face as well as something sticking to his boxers. He looked up with a satisfied smile at a printed out picture of two boys fighting; one not so lucky in the fight. The man closed his eyes and was ready to sleep off his out of body experience when someone cleared their throat.

His emerald eyes glanced over to his window where another man stood, dressed in black. He gave the red head a hard look.

“If you want the detective that much, you should have done that to him in person.” Hiei said, walking over to the bed and pulling the picture off the self that was over Kurama’s bed.

Kurama smiled, not wanting to stand up.

“You know as well as I that he isn’t in love with me.”

“Doesn’t give you a right to molest him.” Hiei said turning around, though a smirk crossed his lips.

“I didn’t molest him.” Kurama stated. “I was merely showing him…a good time is all.” A smirk that could only belong to Yoko crossing his lips.

Hiei shook his head and pocketed the picture.

Kurama raised and eyebrow at this but before he could comment Hiei beat him to it.

“I think the detective shouldn’t be the only one to have fun.” Hiei glanced back, a quick smirk on his lips before he vanished into the night.

Kurama chuckled and got up, heading towards the shower.

“Since I helped Yusuke clean him self up, it’s time to give myself a grooming as well.” Kurama said a smirk on his lips as he disappeared into the shower.

As the water could be heard from behind the closed door, the computer screen was still on; an away message up for one TuxedoMask46 with a blinking message from one DarkFlamer666.


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Well I hope you guys enjoyed this!! I will get the next one up next time, I hope ^_~. So I hope you enjoy it and please review!! LATER!!