Another fanfic?

TITLE- YYH Fiction MST2003

A/N - Alright here goes I am going to attempt do this little thing called MSTing. For those who do not know what that is, MST stands for Mystery Science Theater. But what is it, you ask well it is a old TV show where one guy and two robots watch some classic movie and make comment about every scene. In other words, they do what most of us do at home when we watch a movie. How does this apply to a fan fiction? You ask. Just sit back and relax you will see.


DISCLAIMERS- I don't own the characters or anything or anyone adfore mentioned in this fiction, but I do own the fan fic I am MSTing

RATING- R (general lewdness)

Kurama was idly sitting on his bed picking some dirt out of his nails when, Hiei jumps in through the window and lands nimbly on the floor beside him.
"Giving yourself a manicure, Kit."
"No." Kurama says quickly placing his hands on his lap looking up at his newly arrived house guest. "What brings you here? Mission?" Hiei shook his head. Kurama looks the little fire demon up and down. "Injury?" Once again Hiei motions his head in a negative answer. "Then what?"
"Bored." Hiei states flatly as he sits down then laid back on a stupidifed kitsunes bed.
Five minutes later a knock comes from somewhere, actually more like a tap, ting sound. Kurama stands up to pin point the sound and notices it is comming from his window. He walks over and looks outside and sees Yusuke bending down to pick up something. Yusuke then pulls his arm back and pitches a small rock up and though the window, hitting Kurama square between the eyes.
"Ow" Kurama says grabbing his forhead and stumbling backwards.
"Holy shit. Oh God I am so sorry Kurama" A voice hollers from outside.
"Human are stupid." Hiei mutters then look at a still stunned red head lying prone on the floor and adds "Even half humans".
Yusuke scrambles up the tree with all the grace of a declawed kitten lunging himself at the opened window hanging on for dear life. He finally drags himself in.
"Man, Hiei you could have at least offered me a hand." Yusuke gasps at the darkly claded demon still louging on the bed.
"Hn"
"You are lucky I didn't push you back." Scolds a undazed but presently pissed teenager sporting a slight indentation in the middle of his pristine forehead. "So beside, throwing projectiles at my window, why are you here Yusuke? And please don't tell me you to are bored also." He says looking over at Hiei.
"Naw, I just got a visit from Botan. The Diaper Deity wants us to do something while the ningenaki is quiet. "
"What is wrong with taking a vacation like most workers do?" Hiei coolly remarks
"Correction, we are not workers we are on parole so we don't get vacations" Kurama reminds his parole buddy.
"Well, break out the ball and chain, cause I ain't doing shit" Hiei says crossing his arm over his chest in his usual definance. Then a certain bubbly bringer of death pops up in the window.
"Looks like we don't have much of a choice." Kurama interjects
"Bingo!" Botan chimes. "Komena wants you to go to meet him at the local theater." Then she fly off dissappearing as quickly as she first appeared. The three boys look at each other shrug their shoulders and get up and leave.
They silently walk down the street toward the local theather house.
"Yusuke, isn't the old theaterhouse closed down?" Kurama askes as they near the building.
"Appearantly not," he says as he pushes open the door. They all walk in and are greeted by Kuwubara and Koenma himself.
"What do we owe this honor" Yusuke remarks "And in your teen form to boot."
"Enough with the fake formality, Urameshi" Koenma cuts "Here is your mission. There is a phenomenon going on right now called fan fictions." He looks around and see a collective mass of blank and confused faces. "It is when other people speculate what famous people do in their spare time." he add hoping to clear thing up. *crickets chrip in the background*
The four still have a blank looks on their faces. Finally someone speaks up.
"So what exactly does that have to do with us, I mean we are far from being famous." Kuwubara state.
Koemna hands them a fantion, they read the tiltle * 'The Awakening' a fanfiction of YYH*
"What is YYH?" Yusuke asks
"I believe it stand for Yu Yu Hakusho, I over head a group of girls yell it before they started chasing me." Kurama says with a sudder as he reflects. "By the hysteria I guessing it is a show and we happen to star in it"
"You mean cameras are following us watching our every move" Hiei looks around and hugs his cloak tightly around himself, "I feel so violated."
"Don't worry they only flim the fights, and missions" Koenma confrims. "They can only spectulate over the rest."
Kurama is still scanning though the little fic that Koenma handed to them earlier, "By the looks of it they sure do speculate alot." he says wide eyed "So what exactly is our quote unq mis mission."
"Simple review these fan fics" he drops a stack on the table. The group looks dumbfounded "Don't worry I figured a way to display the fiction on the screen so all of you can view it at the same time." Silence. " I will provide unlimited refreshments."
"Woo Hoo. I'm in."
"Second that."
"Does that include chocolate."
"Candy. No candy, no review."
"Yes, Yes, Yes." Koemna says raising his hand. "Now go inside and sit down."
The lights dim down and one the screen appears:

*DISCLAIMER- Rose are red, violets are blue, no I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho*

"And off the back we state the obvious" Hiei remarks druming his fingers on the arm of the chair then pouring candy covered chocolate in to his open mouth.
"And aren't those things suppose to rhyme as well" Kuwabara remarks " It should be 'Roses are red, Violets are blow, no I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho"
"Blow?" they all question and turn to their rightfully cowaring team mate.
"I believe I spot a double neve"ve" Kurama points out.

*TITLE- The awakening*

"Rand and shine," they all shout.

*RATING- R (This chapter is G)*

"Thank God." Sighs Kurama, "I already read the other chapters."
"Whats in the other chapters?" Yusuke whispers to Kurama who is sitting next to him on his left.
"Let's just say the author's imaginaton runs wild."

*SUMMARY- the awakening*

"Wasn't that the title?"
"No the title was properly capitalized and possessed some type of punctuation."
"Thank you master Kurama." Yusuke says with a bow of his head.

*Rest, I needed rest.*

"Perhaps it should have been named 'The Don't Awakening', hey Kurama this is about you"
"Yes"
"Not to sound dumb," Kuwabara continues.
"Too late" Hiei shouts from the far side of Kurama.
"Shup up shrimp." Kuwabara yells across Yusuke and Kurama
"Continue, Kuwabara" Kurama pleas giving the fire demon to his left glance.
"Did you write this your self? I mean it says 'I need rest'."
"No, I just think sometime authors even unpulished ones who are really just crazied fans, want to pretend they are the characters so they write in frist person, but they usually but POV at the begining. I guess she didn't feel the need."

*I fell asleep with Hiei*

Kuwubara and Yusuke turn and look at Hiei and Kurama
"Purely speculation, remember this is only fiction." Kurama calmy says

* and when I woke up he was gone.*

"Aww, Hiei didn't want to cuddle" Kurama says patting down the his spiked hair
"I never thought Hiei to be a love 'em and leave 'em type of demon" Kuwubara remarks. "Heck I didn't even think Hiei could do the lovin' part.

*My room is quiet my mind is quiet.*

"The voices, the voices can you hear the voice? The demons of Hell are calling to me. Oh, no wait that is just Hiei" Hiei smacks Kurama in the back of the head making Kurama cough.

* I slide my legs over the side of the bed*

"And they fell to the floor" Kumara says
"Damn wooden legs they just slide everywhere." Hiei adds
"Say, captain perhaps two wooden pegs was going a bit over board" Yusuke say in his best pirates voice.
* figuring it around noon time I really should get dressed.*

"So you were naked and sleeping with Hiei?" Yusuke questions
"Nope I left earlier." start Hiei
"Hmm, I guess all that Youko skill you aquired in your past life hasn't complete surfaced." Yusuke says elbowing Kurama.
"If I wanted him to stay trust me he would still be there." Kurama proudly boast "But this story is a fiction, note the word fiction"

* I walk over to my dresser and my own refection catchs my eye.*

"Eww, Kurama stop throwing your eyeball at the mirror" Kuwabara shrieks

* I stop to study the creature looking back at me. *

"Grr, you sexy little thing you" Yusukes says in Kurama voice shaking his hair and licking his lips
"I am not like that."
Hack cough, cough, cough.
"Shut up." Kurama huff crossing his arms

*No matter how hard I look Youko Kurama is never reflected back.*

"Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all" Kurama says in his wicked queen voice.
"Youko Kurama," Hiei answers in magic mirror voice. "But the red head is not too bad" Yusuke and Kuwubara look at him. "What?"
"Yep this is definatly a fiction." Yusuke smirks "Hiei would have been still in that bed."
"You watched Snow White?" Kuwubara asks
"You do know I recently had my katana professonially sharpened in Makia, shall I test on you" Hiei leans foward glaring at Yusuke.
"No need my rose whip will work just fine."
"Snow White?" Kuwubara asks again to a unresponding group
"Yes" Kurama finally answers " I figure I would show him a Disney Classic. He liked the wicked queen but said she was stupid because she could not tell the difference between a human's heart and a pig's"

* I only see red hair and green eyes and sometimes I forget who I really am.*

"Yah, you got your eyeball back from your refection." Kuwubara rejoices. Everyone just looks at him "Remember when a few lines back when the reflection catchs his eye and....aw forget it."
"Yes I have acquired my eye but have lost my mind in the process" Kurama says
"Babble and drool, babble and drool" Yusuke says in Cosmo voice.
Kuwabara laughs.
"The idiot is all hung up on the fact I saw a one Disney movie and Uremeshi is over there quoting some cartoon and the fool is completly amused."
"At least it's not a girly cartoon" Kuwubara says defending himself.
"Frist off a Disney Classic is not a cartoon. It is a full length animation enjoyed but both genders. Secondly, we are getting way off the task of reviewing this 'glimse into my life.'" Kurama explains. Then adds while shaking his head, "Even though it is pervertly twisted and completely untrue."
"Is the water warm?" Hiei asks
"Yes, Lisa." Yusuke replys
"Shall we begin?"
"Yes Lisa"

*I pull some clothes out of my dresser and slowly put them on and reflect on the last night*

"And I will reflect on the fact this is the longest sentence she has written so far, to bad a period was not an important part of her grammar forte" Kurama remarks insightfully
"Aw, ain't that cute naked and still thinking about Hiei." Yusuke say with a smile.
"I am not even going to touch that." Kuwabara say shaking his head.
"Niether am I. " stated Kurama.
"Me thinks it be a bit too late for that, sir" Yusuke says with a hard English accent. Kurama glares at the dark haired youth.

* I hunted,*

"Hiei." All but two chime.

*I captured,*

"Hiei," the same two chimes.

* I killed,*

"Hey it has been called many things." Yusuke says shaking his head.

* I feasted,*

"And on tonight's menu is fresh fire demon, filled with a delicious a cream sauce." Kuwabara says.
"Mmm, I have one of those raw with extra cream sauce" Yusuke say in Kurama voice. Earning him a punch from Kurama and a death glare from Hiei.

* I danced,*

"Damn, Kurama you have a lot of staminia. I would have been tired after the whole feasting thing"
"Baka, that is because *you* are human." Hiei boasts.

* and I loved it.*

"Well a least he is appreciative." Yusuke says.
"Nope I'm just that damn good." Hiei state with a smirk.
"Hiei."
"What?!?"
"Stop encouraging them."

* I walk back to the mirror, a smile crept on my face.*

"I don't remember leaving the mirror, so how can I walk back." Kurama says with an raised eyebrow.
"May be you left it with out noticing, hey you temporarliy forgot who you were." Kuwabara trys to reason.
"Possible, or the the author, who ever she is, forgot where she put me. Well at least I am dressed. At least I think so."

* Last night I was Youko. I was me.*

"Wild, horny and fancy free. Sucking dick and fucking me!" Hiei shout waving his arms in the air. The two boys fell out of their chair in a fit of chuckles and chortles.
"Hiei."
"Hmm"
"You are sooo not helping."
"Hn.'

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*Thank you for rng Ing I hope you enjoyed*
"Well that was interesting to say the least." Kurama remarks.
The lights come up as the screen fades to black. "Hn"
"What's wrong?" asks Kurama
"This whole thing was about you I wasn't even in so, I don't even know why I had to be here in the frist place."
"At least you were mentioned." Yusuke and Kuwubara reason.
"Oh, Hiei you were most definatly in the story" Kurama say handing him the fiction. "We only reviewed the last chapter."
"Why?" Everone asks Kurama as they follow him out of the screening room and into the lobby.
"It was the shortest chapter and I guess Koemna didn't want us to be over whelmed the frist time in."
Hiei is still reading the rest of the story. His jaw is slowly droping with every page he turns. Once he finally finishes he hands it back to Kurama. Kurama raises his eyebrows.
"Hn"
Koemna pops back into the theater, no longer in his teen form.
"Look, I do believe it is time for the daily kiddie matinee." Yusuke says once he sees the godling.
"Mmm, did you finish reviewing." The child god says completly ignoring Yusuke's comment. Everyone but Hiei answers he simply hn's. "So any questions?"
"Just one how long are we doomed to do this?" Yusuke complains.
"Oh that is simple until another mission comes up." Koemna says before he walks out of the lobby.
The group soon follows. Kurama stomache growls loudly and everone turns to him. Yusuke is the frist to comment. "Hmm, I guess creamed filled fire demon really isn't that filling."

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OK so how did you like it? Of course I would love it if you reviewed and if you want me to MST one of your own fics I willl be more than happy to just tell me which one in your review.