The Time Signal...

I had this on ff.net but since the ratings changed I took it off because I wanted it to go in a lemony direct.. S.. So hopefully it will...

Hey, all this is suppose to be cute funny and down to business. I hope you have fun reading it. Let me know, by just dropping a HI HOWDY my way. Thanks.

ASSUMENTIONS: assume that all the guys have been given there very own 'two way communication mirror's.' AKA = compact phone.
Assume that they ARE of age to drink. Drinking age in my story is 21, so they are all at least that age. OK.

Mystery of the time signal.


Chapter One

New Assignment!


"This is so stupid Botan, why can't I ever get a brake."

"Now Yusuke, This is your job after all."

"yeah yeah whatever. Where are we going anyway."

"To meet the others."

"You brought everyone in on this."

"Everyone but Kuwabara, he needs to rest since his last beating. Besides, he has a date with Yukina and far be it from me to keep those two apart."

"Yeah other wise he might be on your scent again." Yusuke laughs. "Ya knoe'se's going to be pissed if he finds out about this. Two broken legs or not." He looks strait to see Kurama and Hiei coming his way. "HEY!" he waves at them. Kurama smiles and waves back. Hiei does nothing of the sort. The four meet face to face. "Hey Kurama how ya been?" Yusuke nods at him.

"Fine. And you?"

"Oh I can complain, but I am sure I would bore Hiei." Yusuke nods a hello to Hiei.

"Yes I am sure you would, Human." Hiei greets him back. They look at each other, one trying to out do the other in dirty looks.

"Well shall we get down to It." Asks Botan.

"Wait," Kurama adds with a smirk. "Let them finish their mental hugs." Yusuke and Hiei both jump at Kurama's little joke.

"What."

"UH."

"SHUT UP!" Yusuke and Hiei yell in unison at Kurama, who by the way looks pleased with his last taunt on them.

"All right guys lets get down to business." Botan breaks up the vicious male bonding episode. "Here is all we know on the case." Botan informs them. "This girl," she hands them each their own copy of a picture. "She has a son about four years old, we have no picture on him. He is said to be half Demon and half human, we do not know what kind of demon."

"Just tell us what you do know." Yusuke barks.

With a dirty look at Yusuke, Botan continues. "We received an anonymous message that this boy is going to cause the end of the world. He has learned to harness pure spirit energy into a large ball and then blow it up, like a nuclear bomb. We only know this because who ever sent the message said so. We are trying to trace the message but are having no luck. It also said that he is gathering it right now and when he is done sucking the whole world of their spirit energy, he will blow it up. Mother and all."

"Pretty heartless four year old, don't ya think." Yusuke asks

"I relate." Mutters Hiei.

"So what does JR. want from us."

"Well he wants you to tail the mother and find her son. This is where we herd she last worked." Botan hands Yusuke a piece of paper.

"A stake-out mission," Hiei bolts. "Count me out." He turns with a "HUMPH"

"Hiei." Kurama warns with his tone. .

"I don't care what that toddler said, I am not doing a stake-out with you or anyone. That Idiot must have lost his pacifier."

"The sooner you find the boy the sooner it will be over." Botan encourages.

"Botan, do you have a name for this women?" Kurama asks looking at the picture Botan handed him earlier.

"Yes that might help." Hiei hisses.

"ummmmmm." Botan try's hard to remember.

"How come you always forget one of the most important pieces of information." Yusuke snaps at her.

"OH!" Botan remembers. "Kook, yes Kook I can't remember her last name."

"KOOK?" Yusuke questions with a funny face, "what the hell kind of name is KOOK. How could you forget a name like, KOOK!." He laughs. "Even without a last name I think people would remember if they ran into someone named KOOK." Still laughing at her name.

Kurama lets out a slight giggle.

While Hiei grunted. "Moron."

"Well now, let us get busy since we have had our laugh." Kurama glides by Botan and Yusuke and heads in the direction they came from. Hiei follows.

"Well I wish you boys good luck." With a wave, Botan is gone.

"KOOK!" Ha Ha Ha Ha, "KOOK!" Yusuke having a good belly laugh at the name.

"So, where are we going." Hiei asks ignoring the idiot behind him laughing.

"Here." Kurama hands him the peace of paper that Botan handed Yusuke earlier.

"Sneaky Fox." Hiei smiles, proud to know that Kurama still had some mischief in him.

"Hey guys wait up," Yusuke yells as he runs to catch the others. "Man you guys are no fun, wish Kuwabara was here, he would've had a good laugh with me." He laughs again, "Come on guys, her name is KOOK!" Doubling over with laughter.

"Well here we are." Kurama stops and standing in front of a building, he walks closer to enter. .

"Yeah, and where exactly is this?" Yusuke asks, trying hard to stop laughing and get serious.

"HUMPH." Was Hiei's answer as he walked past him and into the building.

"He's getting nicer, does this mean he is starting to like me." Yusuke jokes as him and Kurama follow Hiei.

A girl in a bathrobe greets them at the door. "Hello and welcome to Triple D, how many in you're party?"

"Triple D?" Yusuke asks.

"Dangerous Demon Dungeon. DDD. Three." She turns to show them to their table. She turns to find all three guys wide eyed and drooling. The waitresses all wore see through nighties, sung and danced all over the place.

"This is my kind of place." Hiei states, as he is the first to snap into his scenes. Kurama gives a cool smile and smacks Yusuke's jaw back where it belongs and follows Hiei. "The bar will be fine." Hiei says as he catches up to the hostess. "Why are you the only one in a robe?"

She unties her robe, flips it open, and stands naked in front of Hiei. "I'm the table show." She ties her robe back up, only after Kurama and Yusuke get a peek.

"Good thing we didn't bring Kuwabara, He would have flubbed at the door." Yusuke laughs.

"Like you didn't" Hiei smacks his laugh away.

"Hey, I think we all did a double take when we came in." Yusuke barks.

As Yusuke and Hiei spit insults back and forth, Kurama clears his throat as a warning. They look up and see the bartender coming their way.

"Hello, Handsome what can I get you?" she slaps a napkin in front of Hiei.

"Vodka and cranberry." Hiei answers.

"How about you Sexy." She places a napkin in front of Kurama.

"Margarita."

"You, drool boy." She places a napkin in front of Yusuke. "Hey drool boy." She snaps her fingers in front of him to try and get him to look at her face instead of her breasts.

"He will have a ..." Kurama starts to answer

"Jack and coke." Hiei finishes.

The bartender goes off and comes back with their drinks.

"Do you know a girl named Kook that works here?" Kurama asks her. Yusuke snickers.

"KOOK!" she smiles. Yusuke snickers lauder. "Everyone knows kook, she has been here a long time, and she is the local's favorite. If you know what I mean." Wink. Wink.

"Yeah, well, I think I might just become a local." Yusuke, watching all the half naked waitresses dance, still drooling.

"A friend told us she was the one to see." Hiei inquirers.

"Yeah, she is the best, even I will admit it, she can dance circles around me." She goes off to do her job and leaves the boys to their drinks. They all three swing around and lean their backs against the bar to watch the floor show.

"You two are the only demons I can feel in here, wonder way they gave it a name like that?" Yusuke asks without wavering an eye from the dancing singing girls.

"I would say that a demon probably owns this bar, that was a sign to welcome other demons." Kurama answers

"Stupid humans probably have NO ideal that this is a demon haven." Hiei adds his insult.

"Haven?" Yusuke asks as he polishes his drink off. "You two are the only demons in here."

"No there are a few more, they are hiding well, they do not want to be found." Kurama corrects him. "Besides, it is still early in the day. Only 3 o clock." Kurama motions the bartender for some refills.

"Here you go sexy, anything else?" she smiles.

"What is your name?"

"Every one around here calls me Muscle Bitch, because I am the bouncer at night." She smiles and flutters her eyes. "But you Sexy," she moves her face into his, "can call me Suzie, K." She rubs her fingers softly down his cheek. "So if you need anything just yell for Suzie." With that, she walks off.

"Hey Kurama I think she likes you," Yusuke teases as he finishes drink number 2. "But with a name like Muscle Bitch, seems she would be more to Hiei's liking."

Kurama snickers, Hiei grunts. All still leaning on the bar watching the show.

"I really don't understand what this place is suppose to be." Yusuke getting tipsy.

"Any thing else boys?" Suzie asks.

Hiei turns to her, "Yes, fill the drinks again and give me three After Shocks. What time does Kook begin her shift today?"

"Kook," Yusuke snicker. Suzie starts to pore the After Shocks, "she always comes in at 4 but she doesn't start on the floor until 6, so if you're waiting on her you won't see her out here until 6." She places all three After Shocks in front of Hiei, " you know handsome," She leans down to his face, and lowers her tone. "I could let you bit me, Bit me. Any where you want." She smiles and backs away. "All these for you or are you sharing with your friends?"

Hiei slides an After Shock in front of Kurama, who is sitting in between him and Yusuke. "I am sharing one, the other two are for me." With that, he downs both shots at one time. Kurama follows lead and downs his shot. Yusuke, paying no attention because, of all the naked women.

"I have never seen so many naked women." Yusuke downs drink number 3

Chapter Two (coming soon) Here's KOOK!

I have four chapters done but am revising them (hopefully for the better) before I post them.... So look forward to a new chapter soon...