And the Father Is...

Hey Everyone!

You thought I was dead I bet right? Hahaha naw I wasn't. I had a horrible writers block ^^; The kind I had the ideas but couldn't get them out ^^; That's done...for the moment....I hope ^^;

Anyway, I'll keep this short. I'm thinking of doing something with A Dream Come True, and my muses are working on what to do with Binding Souls; because I have no clue for that one haha. This one I already had the ideas for so you don't have to worry about this story.

Now on with the story!!!

Disclaimer: see first chapter.

Chapter 9: A Crazy Night

Yusuke ran after Chuu, catching up to the man who was half way to Kuwabara’s ‘room’. He grabbed Chuu’s arm and turned him around.

“Let’s get one thing straight.” Yusuke said, not letting go of Chuu’s arm. “You do ANYTHING to him and I mean ANYTHING, I’ll rip you a new asshole; got me?” he growled.

Chuu glared down at Yusuke, putting his free hand on his hip.

“Like I’d hurt the guy? He’s carrin’ my babe ya know. Besides, like I already told you, I like the guy. Now unless you wanna keep my arm, I want it back.” Chuu said.

Yusuke glared up at Chuu and huffed, letting go of his arm. Chuu’s glare vanished and turned into a great big grin, before putting Yusuke into a head lock and ruffed up his hair.

“Come on Urameshi! We’re gonna be fathers! We shouldn’t be fightin’! We gotta work together and keep our Kuwabara safe; along with our babes.” He said, letting go of Yusuke; who’s hair was a disheveled mess now and his look was a bit sour.

Yusuke ran his hands through his hair, trying to fix the mess Chuu made with it. He watched Chuu grin at him before continuing towards Kuwabara’s room.

“Besides, we got nine months to decide which one of us is gonna mate ‘im after the babes are born.” Chuu added.

Yusuke looked at Chuu for a moment before catching up to the man and walking next to him, his head tilted up at the tall man.

“What do you mean by that?!” he asked.

He wasn’t liking this situation at all. He wasn’t sure why it was bothering him so much; however Yusuke was figuring it was because he known Kuwabara forever and he was his best friend.

“What? You don’t know what a mate is? Geeze Urameshi! I thought you got the demon stuff down by now! It’s like a human weddin’ like thing, but between two demons or a demon and a human. It’s a life partner like thing.” Chuu said, continuing to walk, and could see the door to Kuwabara’s room in sight.

“I know what a mate is!” Yusuke growled.

“Then what’s the problem?” Chuu asked, stopping at Kuwabara’s room and leaning against it, crossing his arms in front of him with a raised eye brow.

Yusuke walked past Chuu and leaned against the other side crossing his arms in front of him. If one were to look at the two; they would remind you of those jade Chinese dogs that you see and were used to guard buildings from evil spirits and such.

“I don’t know. I just…I just don’t like this whole thing….” sighed Yusuke, brushing his hand through his now un-geled hair.

Chuu glanced at Yusuke.

“And ya think I do? I’m just as much buggin’ out ‘bout this thing as much as you are.” Chuu said.

Yusuke turned to Chuu. Chuu sighed and looked up to at the ceiling.

“This wasn’t the way I wanted to make a family ya know. I wanted ta mate the guy first and then have many kids.” He sighed again.

Chuu looked over to Yusuke, who was looking at him.

“I really like ‘im Urameshi. If I knew you two weren’t together I would’ve asked ‘im ta mate me awhile ago.”

Yusuke’s eyes widened. His heart felt tight, so tight he thought he couldn’t breath. He clenched his fist for a few moments before relaxing it.

Before Yusuke could say anything, they heard a door open. Both looked towards the steamy filled door to find a dripping wet Kuwabara walking out of the bathroom that was across from his room. Sure he had a bathroom in his room, but it didn’t have any soap, or shampoo in it. So, he decided to just take a shower in that bathroom. He thought his shower would be fast and that he would have some peace.

He had a towel around his waist and one on his head, which he was using to scrub his hair dry. His shirt and pants were draped on one of his arms, as he dried his hair.

Both Yusuke and Chuu stared at the man; who was the topic they were talking about not only seconds ago. Neither of them could look away from the not only half naked man in front of them; but who was still wet from his shower. Water droplets still dribbled down his white, ripped, skin; which seemed to make the nice formed muscles shine in the dim light from the bathroom; the steam not helping any dirty thoughts keep at bay.

Yusuke gulped, his eyes wide as his pants seemed to feel a bit tighter. He had seen his best friend without a shirt before; hell he even seen him in just boxers. However, the sight in front of him; a hot steamy wet Kuwabara, with only a towel; a small one by the way just stopping mid thigh, well he just wanted to jump his best friend and do ‘naughty’ things to him. Yusuke’s face turned red and he shook his head, trying to clear those thoughts from his mind.

Chuu, however was redder then a tomato and practically drooling from the sight. He had only seen the man half naked before. However, *this* left little room for the imagination! Which, was something he didn’t mind one bit. His eyes followed one of the small droplets of water creep from the base of his collar bone and make its slow journey downwards, over his puffed out chest and his flexing muscles; which were working on drying his orange locks of hair.

Kuwabara took a step out into the hallway and seemed to freeze. His hands stopped their movements. His entire body went stiff. It seemed his awareness had picked up on the two men, who were still staring at him. Kuwabara peeked out from under the towel that was still on his head. His face turned red.

“Damn it Urameshi! Chuu! Can’t a guy get some privacy!” Kuwabara growled, throwing the towel from his head and throwing it at Yusuke, while throwing his clothes at Chuu.

Both men jumped and caught the items thrown at them, before they heard a door slam. They both blinked and turned to Kuwabara’s door; which Kuwabara just ran into and slammed behind him. They heard a lock not too soon after.

“Perverts!” came from behind the door.

Yusuke snapped out of the stupor first.

“It’s not like we saw anything *important*! I mean, it’s nothing I haven’t *seen* before!” Yusuke huffed, a smirk on his lips.

“Shut up Urameshi! So what if you’ve seen me in my boxers before! That’s different!” growled Kuwabara through the door.

“Yeah, only by the fact you were wet!” Yusuke shouted, a grin on his face now.

There was a struggling with the door lock before a flustered and now in his boxers Kuwabara standing in the door way, before growling in Yusuke’s face.

“Shut up Urameshi! I thought I wouldn’t see anyone for a while! Besides, this bathroom doesn’t have soap and shampoo since you *DID* break the door to my *OTHER* room!” Kuwabara growled.

“Hey! If Genkai hadn’t locked your door and make me freak out then I wouldn’t have torn it off!” Yusuke growled back.

The two had a face off for a little while longer before, Chuu; who was trying to memorize the skin that was visible into his mind; decided to interrupt.

“Cut it out you two!” he said. “No rough house’in when ya carrin’ *my*…*our* kids.” He said, folding his arms over his chest.

Both men blinked, having forgotten about Chuu and turned to him. Kuwabara sighed, and nodded.

“Yeah…I’ll have to kick yer ass after the baby’s born, Urameshi.” Kuwabara said.

“Feh, like you could before you got preggy?” Yusuke snorted.

Kuwabara’s eye brow twitched, and Yusuke flinched. He realized a bit too late that his comment might have been too harsh. It wasn’t Kuwabara’s fault he got pregnant; in fact in all reality it was *Yusuke’s* fault.

Kuwabara sighed and glared at Yusuke, who shrunk back a bit; before going back into his room.

“Night.” Kuwabara said before closing and locking the door behind him.

Yusuke sighed and leaned against the wall.

Chuu began to laugh, causing Yusuke to glare at him.

“Hahaha, he gave it to ya good.” Chuu said, patting Yusuke’s shoulder; hard.

Yusuke rubbed his shoulder and glared at Chuu.

“Shut up.” He muttered.


Outside Kuwabara’s window…

Kurama and Hiei sat underneath the window, looking out into the woods and using their mere presence to scare off any demons that lived in Genkai’s forest.

The two sat in silence for a moment.

“Hiei.” Kurama said, not looking at his mate.

“Hm?”

“I’m worried about Kuwabara-kun.”

“Hn, don’t. He’s strong for a human. He’ll be fine.” Hiei said, closing his eyes and looking like he would fall asleep any minute; which wasn’t the case.

“It’s not that I’m worried about.”

Hiei opened one eye to look over towards his life lover.

“I’m not sure…but I’m afraid that his heart will be broken. Yusuke is so stubborn…you noticed it to haven’t you? Even more now that he learned that he’s the one of the fathers…he has feelings for Kuwabara. What’s worse, it seems Chuu has them for our human friend as well. I’m not sure Kuwabara’s heart can take it.” Kurama sighed.

Hiei grunted, and put his hand on top of one of Kurama’s; one of the rare moments he showed his love for his fox when not in the seclusion of their bedroom.

“You worry too much.” He snorted.

Kurama looked at Hiei, who’s eyes were once again closed. He smiled and chuckled.

“You’re probably right.”

“I am right.”

“Alright Hiei.”

“Stop having the last word fox.” Hiei grunted, a thin smile on his lips.

“Make me, dragon.” Kurama said with a shine in his eyes.

Hiei, his eyes still closed, gave a devilish smirk, before grabbing Kurama’s hand and pulling him into his lap. He looked up into Kurama’s eyes before pulling him down into a passionate kiss. Kurama moaned into the kiss, feeling Hiei’s fang nibbling on his bottom lip.

Both jumped when they heard the window above them open with a slam.

“God damn it! Could you two PLEASE make out somewhere else!” Kuwabara growled, sticking his head out of the window.

Kurama looked up with a light blush on his cheeks while Hiei looked pissed. He hadn’t spend any quality time with his lover since a little before Yusuke’s party. It had taken a week for him to get the fox to believe his story of where he was during the party. It wasn’t his fault that Shishi turned small after getting drunk and got himself stuck in a tree. And it certainly wasn’t his fault that Suzaku asked *him* to help get his lover down! No sir, it wasn’t his fault in the least.

“Sorry Kuwabara-kun.” Kurama said, getting off of Hiei, who continued to growl.

“Hmph.” Hiei responded, with a glare at the disturbing human.

So what if he was preggy! He wanted to kill the human for interrupting his ‘play time’!

Kuwabara nodded, happy that he could get some sleep tonight without any unnecessary distractions and closed and locked the window.

He walked back over to his bed and curled up next to Eikichi, who was asleep on the pillow. He pulled the covers over him and stared up at the ceiling. He gave a sigh.

‘Why me?’ he thought. ‘Why always me? I mean, what did I do to deserve this? Its not like I didn’t want kids; but like this? Never in a million *YEARS* did I think my first kid would be between my best friend and a demon who I know and to top it off; I’m still a virgin.’

He sighed and turned over onto his side, pulling his cat to his chest, who only yawned before cuddling up into him.

“My life totally and utterly sucks…” he mumbled before closing his eyes and trying to fall asleep; hoping he would be able to sleep; and even more so hope that it would be smooth sailing until the baby was born.


Jin, Rinku, and Toya did a once over the property before deciding to join the other two demons; finding Kurama a bit flushed and Hiei a bit annoyed.

“It seems you two were havin’ a wee bit fun now weren’t cha?” laughed Jin.

“It would seem so.” Snickered Toya.

Rinku only giggled, which caused Kurama to sweat drop and Hiei to growl.

“Shut up.” He growled.

“Now don’t get pissy eh? We’re here to relieve ya!” Jin said.

“Ya! We can watch the rest of the night!” Rinku added.

“Don’t worry, we will get you if anything happens.” Toya said.

Before Kurama could say a word, Hiei picked up his fox demon and ran off, leaving the three demons in his dust; confused and sweat dropping.

“Well, that was weird.” Rinku said, before sitting down under the window.

The other two followed in suit.

“So what should we do now?” Jin asked.

“Wait until the sun rises.” Toya said.

Jin yawned. “Wake me up in a while eh?” he said before falling asleep.

“Me too.” Rinku yawned before passing out as well.

Toya sweat dropped and sighed.

‘This is going to be a long night…’ he thought, before laying against the window and looking out for the rest of the night; while his comrades slept.


Wellll I hope you enjoyed it! I'm going to try to get another chapter out....once I finish writing it haha. I just wrote this one tonight ^^; And it turned out pretty long! And I have a few ideas written out a bit. Soooo please read and review!!!