The Vacation (yeah right)

Okay!!! This chapter is gonna be good, but the next one, telling what happens during the kidnapping will rock your world. This story is sort of leaving funny world and going to the dark side.
And, Natalya, I will get that pairing in in the next chapter too, I promise.

"Well, Who's your girlfriend, Hiei?" Kurama presses, liking to see Hiei squirm.
But Hiei stands still and raise his gaze to Kurama's. Then his face brightens and he smiles mischeviously, showing his teeth.
"Why, she's Shiori, Kurama, Shiori Minamino."

"HOLY HELL!!!! HIEI'S DATING YOUR MOM, KURAMA!!!! OMG!!!!" And Kuwabara falls over, shocked.
Kurama just eyes him suspiciously. "I dont believe you. My mother isnt dating anyone. (This is b4 Kazuya, right after the Dark Tournament) "
"Oh, but she is. She's wonderful in bed, Kurama." Hiei says in a sly voice.
"HE'S FUCKIN' YOUR MOM, KURAMA!!!!" Kuwabara screams from the floor.
Kurama mumbles something beneath his breath. "My mom is not with you Hiei. As desperate as you are, and as much as you wish she was, she isn't. She would never be with scum like you."
Kuwabara sits up. "Oh, Burn!"
Hiei smirks. "I know you can't believe it, but it's true, Kurama."

Yusuke's eyebrows haven't moved from their upward position since this whole HieiXShiori thing.

"Grr," Kurama growls, pounding a fist on the nearby table "Stop talking about my mother that way. Your problem is with me, not her."
"But it's true, Kurama." Hiei says in an innocent voice "I remember this night we shared a few days ago. Oh, her tounge is truly talented."

Kurama growls again and his hand shoots out, gripping Hiei's neck and choking him.
"I told you not to talk about my mother. Now take it BACK!"
"Never" Hiei splutters.
"Why do you refuse Hiei? Do you want to die that badly?" Kurama asks, squeezing Hiei's neck.
"Heh, The truth should be known, Fox." Hiei manages, gasping for breath.
"It's NOT truth!!! It's not, Hiei" Kurama says viciously.
"Yes... it... i..s..." Hiei coughs.

"Stop It, please!" Yusuke cries.
Kurama looks at him, fury in his eyes.
"Please?" Yusuke asks.
The fox drops Hiei and goes to Yusuke. Grabbing Yusuke by the shoulders, he kisses him forcefully, pressing Yusuke's lips flat.
After a few seconds (Hiei doesnt attack because he's half dead and trying to get his breath back)
Kurama moves his head back and looks at Yusuke. "Shut up, Yusuke. You're not good for anything except to kiss. And probably sex."
"Woah, woah, woah!" Kuwabara says, "That's sick! I think if you guys are gonna do that I need a different room!!!"
The Bus driver nods in argreement. "Yes, Kuwabara, let's go get another room."
They leave.

Hiei finishes coughing and stands up. "Kurama, get your hands off him."
Kurama digs his nails into Yusuke's shoulders. "No, fine, screw my mom if you want, but Yusuke's mine."
"He's a human, humans dont belong to people. He isn't your property." Hiei says in a treatening tone.
"Hmm, why do you care? If you dont like him and you have a girlfriend, why?" Kurama asks, still holding Yusuke tightly. Yusuke grimaces slightly, he can practically feel his arms bruising.
"I care because he's my.... friend." Hiei growls, and starts coming toward Kurama, flexing his fists.
"Please, Hiei, Im fine, I dont want you two fighting any more." Yusuke pleads to Hiei.

Kuwabara bursts back in the room right at that moment. "Guess what everybody? I have my own room!!! YeaH! Pizza Party!!!" And he runs out, and down the hall to his room. Kurama, Hiei and Yusuke exchange glances. Kurama lets Yusuke down, and sighs. "Well, I am quite hungry, Im going." And when he gets to the door he adds "Besides, Kuwabara is quite a hottie."
Yusuke makes a disgusted face at this and Hiei walks up to Kurama. Kurama looks down at the fire demon.
"Yes?"
"Key" Hiei demands.
"What?" Kurama asks, baffled.
"Your room key, give it to me. You can stay in Kuwamara's room, no doubt he has two beds. No one in this room is sharing with you."
"Heh, not a chance." And Kurama leaves.
Hiei glares at him as he walks down the hallway.

Then he turns around, slams the door and props a chair in front of it.
"There, that should keep him out."
"Why do we want to keep him out?" Yusuke asks. "Because, he was hurting you, and made some, uh, passes at you." Hiei replies.
"Yeah," Yusuke says looking at the floor. "I guess your right. But who am I kidding? You're always right."
"Dont flatter me, Yusuke." Hiei says. Not in a oh thanks voice, but in an order giving voice.

"Hmm, well, so, how long have you and Shiori been going out?" Yusuke asks.
"We haven't." Hiei replies flatly.
"What?" Yusuke's confused.
"I lied." Hiei growls.
"Oh." Yusuke britens up. "So, Why-"
"Because, they all think I like you, and that was the only way to make them all shut up." Hiei says grumpily.
"No need to get angry at me, I wouldn't tease you. (Pause) So, do you like me?"
Hiei glares at the carpet, I dont know what it did. Maybe just being that atrocious brown crap color.
"No, of course not." He says a little too quickly.
"Oh... alright." Yusuke looks at the carpet too.

(Isnt this just the perfect opportunity? Well, too bad, if Hiei and Yusuke are ever gonna do IT, it's gonna be after this whole kidnap/truth thing. And maybe even after I start writing The Prediction)

"Well," Yusuke adds, not the ackward moment. "Im gonna go check the place out. K? Bye."
Yusuke leaves, putting the chair back in it's rightful place by the table.
Hiei sighs, and decides to go outside and explore.

Once outside, Hiei looks around. The place is made of wood 'for that rustic feel', and has mountains in the back 'for skiing' and lastly it's surrounded by forest. Hiei goes into the forest, looking around.

Meanwhile, Yusuke's looking around the inside out the building. Since it's so late at night no one's around. He goes into one room, it's the pool, but all the lights are off and it's dark.


In the forest Hiei thinks he hears something, but dismisses it as an animal.
Then before he knows it, there's a hand over his mouth, (A hand with a cloth in it, and that cloth had Cloroform on it, which is one of those knock-out drugs) He struggles, but soon passes out, due to the drug.

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