Ninshin Dansei

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Ninshin Dansei

Chapter 9: Baby! Oh Baby!

9th Month

2 more months has gone by and Yusuke was near his due date. Atsuko was excited but not as much as Koenma was. The demons became less and less in pursuing Yusuke. Atsuko still bugged them about the situation, but it was easily taken care of. Everything was going relatively good besides the homework, which Yusuke really hated of course. They also noticed that there was indeed an opening appearing where Yusuke is to gir girth, it was right below his belly button, in a v-shape.

They were at the castle and they were just now discussing the baby names. Yusuke grinned stupidly. “How about Yusuke Jr. if it’s a boy?” Koenma squinted with his mouth to the side. “No. How about Arazou?” Kurama shrugged and Yusuke snorted. “No way! I got it! Maybe Eizan?” Koenma thought. “That sounds fine, now if it’s a girl.” Hiei watched them. “What about Priss?” Koenma got in his face. “We are not calling her anything like that!” Hiei sat back more. “Sorry, you don’t have to be so snippy.”

Kuwabara laughed. “How about Yusukeina?” They bellowed except Yusuke who’s eyes bulged and vein popped out. “Kuwabara that’s not funny!” Koenma pinched his cheeks then gave his head a light nugee. “Oh come on…Yusukeina!” They laughed harder until Kurama butted in. “Don’t you think we should continue?” Yusuke nodded. “Yes, lets!” Koenma looked at him. “I’ve got it! I think Yusuke would look cute in a maternity dress!” They fell over and everyone but Yusuke laughed.

“Koenma!” Yusuke flew up. “Careful now, the baby.” Yusuke growled as Koenma rubbed his stretched stomach. “Yes, you should calm down.” Yukina jumped in. “Ok, ok. Just knock it off!” Koenma pouted around his pacifier. “Means your going to be a father why do you still suck on that?” Koenma scowled at Hiei and ignored the question.

“Anyways. How about the name Auriella?” Keiko suggested. They stopped glaring at each other. Koenma shook his head. “No. Let me think.” They looked at him and sighed. “Hey how about Meekala?” Yusuke nodded. “Yeah, that sounds good.” George walked in and looked at them. “George write this down. If Yusuke has a boy he will be named Eizan. If a girl she will be named Meekala.” He slightly sweat dropped. “Uh…yes Sir.” He jotted it down. “I came to ask if I could have a night off?”

Koenma looked at him with huge eyes. “What? What did you just ask me?” George went on his kneed groveling. “George I’ll give the the night off.” Yusuke volunteered. “Hey! Your not his boss!” Koenma yelled with huge eyes. George looked back and forth reluctantly. “I know but If you don’t I’ll make you sorry. Maybe ‘accidentally’ knocking you up!” Koenma backed away. “Okay, take the stupid night off!” George hugged him and ran off. Koenma gave Yusuke a nasty look. “Bitch!” He muttered under his breath.

“Asshole!” Yusuke yelled. “Run!” Kuwabara yelled and they all ran for their lives. “Koenma come back here!” He shot a small Spirit Gun that hit Koenma. “OW! Hey that hurt!” Yusuke grabbed him by the shawl looking thing and made him stand up. “Ok, we need to stop squabbling, at least for now.” Koenma nodded. “Sorry. How about a kiss…Yusukeina?” Yusuke sighed shook his head and gave him a kiss anyways. “I think I’m starting to act way too much like a girl.”

Koenma laughed. “Well…” Points to his stomach. “Now, whose fault is that? Hmmm?” Koenmaok hok his head. “It’s not just mine. Hello!” Yusuke adjusted his oversized sweatshirt and grabbed his hand. “Well let’s just go.” Koenma looked confused. “Where?” Yusuke pointed down the hall. “To the bathroom!” Koenma laughed as he helped him.

“Ok so you’re hungry for what?” Kuwabara asked. It was dinnertime and they told the cook what they wanted. “I told you. Mashed potatoes with chocolate syrup, chicken with peanut butter and oysters.” The others gagged and turned green. “Hey, it’s good.” When their food came they couldn’t eat at first when Yusuke started eating. “What?” The others finally started eating.

After eating they went their own ways. Koenma and Yusuke went for a walk by a lake. “Man, the baby is going wild tonight.” Koenma felt his stomach and smiled. “Feels like the kid has your moves.” Yusuke chuckled. “Probably both.” Koenma kissed his neck and rubbed his back. “Hey Koenma, no no.” He groaned and bent forward. Yusuke yawned. “I need sleep. Come on.” They left and went to the castle where they went to bed.

Yusuke woke up suddenly with a groan, he felt a pain. “Shit!” He felt his shirt wetted where the opening was. His water had broken. “Koenma! Koenma wake the fuck up!” Koenma shot up. “Huh!?” He seen Yusuke bent over. “Oh, the baby is coming!” Yusuke bellowed. Koenma jumped out of bed and fell. He started rushing around crashing and banging. “Ok, come on!” He grabbed the wheelchair that they bought. “Ok get on!” Koenma opened, shut and locked the door. He ran down the hallway pushing the chair as fast as he could.

“Slowdown!” Yusuke’s eyes bugged out and grasped the handles tightly. They make it to the ogre doctor in the castle and banged on his door.” “Get your ass out!” The ogre opened and his jaw dropped. “Well come on Sir!” All three flew to the “hospital” part and Yusuke gasped in pain and they picked him up, and then laid him on the delivery table. “Ok we need to remove your pants.” Yusuke growled. Koenma covered his with a blanket from the waist downI’llI’ll take them off.” Yusuke allowed Koenma to remove his pants and under ware. Yusuke yelled as a contraction hit. The doctor lifted up his shirt and looked the v opening and examined it.

“Oh my! It’s almost fully dilated so to speak.” Yusuke groaned again. “Shit!” Koenma held his hand and watched. “Well push.” Yusuke yelled and pushed. “I’ll kill you if you try to touch me again!” Koenma’s eyes went large and cooed to him to calm him down. Koenma yelled. “I see the head!” Yusuke looked down and indeed he saw it also. Yusuke pushed once more and heard the cry. The ogre cut the cord and smiled. “It’s a girl!”

Yusuke never in his life has never seen a female so beautiful. He cried as the ogre cleaned her off, wrapped her in a blanket and cap then handed her over. The ogre pushed on Yusuke’s stomach to get rid of the afterbirth. “I guess her name will be Meekala.” Koenma watched the scene and Yusuke’s face went to horror. ‘How the hell am I going to feed her!?” Koenma burst out laughing. “A bottle.” Yusuke continued to hold her.

1 Month Later

“I can’t tell who she looks more like.” Kurama looked from Meekala to the parents then back again. “So far she takes after Koenma’s eyes.” Kuwabara looked also. “Let me see. Hey Urameshi she has more you hair!” Yusuke looked at the sleeping baby. “Yeah, but she has a stripe here of Koenma’s.” Koenma rocked the bassinet and watched her sleep.

Yusuke lost most of the weight already and was working out to rebuild the muscle he lost. “Well Mommy how’s your workout doing?” Yusuke scowled. “It’s going good, and don’t call me that!” Koenma put his arm around him. “Well whaouldould you bed called? I’m the daddy, so means you carried her and gave birth you should be mommy.” Yusuke grumbled. “Whatever Daddy!” The baby started crying and Koenma picked her up. “I guess she’s hungry.” Yusuke chuckled. “Well, she has her daddy’s appetite!” Everyone laughed as the sun shone brightly as the scene ended.


The End


Whooo hooo! That’s the last one hope it was good. I said before I never had a baby so I didn’t know how to write the birth part really. Enjoy!