The Vacation (yeah right)

Yay, more reviewers!!! As for Natalya---- Ill try to get it in within th enext few chapters.

They hurry to the Resort Desert Springs.
They enter the main building whick sits at the base of a mountain and is surrounded by wilderness.
"Weellll," Kuwabara remarks, looking about the lobby. At the various animal heads.
"This place sure is fancy..." He trails off.

"yeah..." Everyone else agrees. The driver signs them in while they all look around.

"Here," He says, coming back after a few minutes. He holds out three room keys. Kurama selects the pink one. Yusuke takes the blue one and Hiei snatches the black one.
"Hey," Kuwabara pouts. "I didn't get one..."
"Too bad," Yusuke replies. Kuwabara crosses his arms and sticks his tounge out.

Hiei is the first to their room, which is quite large, a VIP suite. He jumps on the bed by the window, claiming it as his own.
The others come in and look around. Yusuke sits on the other bed. Kuwabara growls. " I want a bed." He complains. "Yes," Kurama agrees. "Since there are two beds and four of us, two to a bed." Hiei glares at them. "I am not sharing my bed with anyone." "How about Yusuke?" Kuwabara teases. Yusuke blushes and Hiei hisses. "No, definatly not him."

"Speaking of Yusuke," Kurama remarks "I think he owes me and Hiei a kiss. Ill accept a french kiss. What's your take, Hiei?"
Hiei curses. "Not a french kiss, Kurama, you weren't promised that. One kiss."
Yusuke stands in his corner, blushing and wishing he didn't have to do this.
"No,no, Hiei, he said a kiss. He didn't specify. So I get what I want."
Kuwabara smiles. "He has a point Hiei. Although why you people would want to kiss another boy is beyond me, but it sure is funny."

Kurama walks to Yusuke. "Well, Yusuke, Pucker up." He says, placing his hands on Yusuke's cheeks. Hiei watches, his eyes narrowed, waiting for Yusuke to refuse. Yusuke gulps and closes his eyes. Kurama moves his head forward, his lips touch Yusuke's.

Hiei glares. [ well, Hiei, he likes this you know, he likes Kurama, remember] Hiei thought to himself. {Yeah, but c'mon, who could like Flowerboy over there?} [Yusuke, he's practically making out with him] {Whatever, he just said that to stop your fight} [Right, he probably just wanted kisses, he must be some kind of whore] {What?! You can't think that, bad, bad Hiei} [why am I talking to myself?] {Everyone does it} [well, Im not everyone, so shut up] {Fine, growl}

And then, the little voice in Hiei's mind piped up again. {Hmm, what if he tries to french you?} [Ill kick his ass] {Oh, you could never do that, and you know it} [Fuck you, I sure as hell can do whatever I want] {No need for such language} [I can't believe you're a part of me. You're too nice.] {No, you're too mean.} [Hiei always acts this way] {Yeah, cause you win all the arguments. Im winning this one. Admit it, you want him to french you} [Grrr, why would I want him to french me? He's such a Kurama fucking weirdo] {Stop with the language. You just say that because you're jealous, so step in, stop them, do yourself a favour for once} [Fine, heh, can't believe you spelt favor like that.] {What? People not in the U.S. of A. spell it like that?} [So? Shut your mouth, Im busy]

Kurama's tounge flicks out, catching Yusuke's bottom lip. And as Yusuke gasps he slides it in. His tounge laps once around Yusuke's mouth before Hiei attacks.
First, Hiei starts by throwing Kurama off Yusuke, then he looks back at Yusuke to make sure he's all right, Last he glares at Kurama, barely holding his temper in check.

"What are you doing, Hiei? I was promised this kiss." Kurama asks, in a voice that's calm and taunting at the same time.

Hiei growls. "Well, hn, I dont have to explain myself to you!"
"Well," Kurama says indignantly "I think you do, because you agreed to these terms. No more fighting and a kiss from Yusuke."
Hiei glares into Kurama's eyes, trying to make him back down. "I did not agree to these terms. The terms were that he would kiss us once, on the lips and we would stop killing each other. Not you get to french him. I'd much rather fight with you."
Kurama raises his eyebrows. "Oh, and one wouldv'e thought you'd want a kiss from Yusuke the most. After all, you're practically head over heels."
"Hn. For your information I have a girl friend."

Everyone exchages glances, well, Kurama and Kuwabara, cuz Yusuke's looking at the floor. Whether from the embarassment of Kurama's kiss or the shock of Hiei having a girl friend.

"What? Hiei, you have a girl friend?" Kurama asks.
"Woah, and I though Hiei was an ass fuckin' little queer." Kuwabara exclaims.
The driver gives Kuwabara an odd look for the language.

Hiei sighs and stares at the floor. "Yes, I do."
"Who is she?" Kurama inquires.
"Damn! She better not be Yukina! She's my bitch!" Kuwabara yells, suddenly alarmed.

And for the ever troubling question of who is Hiei's GF! Stay tuned for the next episode or chapter if you wanna get all technical on me. Also, review, cuz I live off them (Yeah, that line isn't original, but it fits me well.) THNX