And the Father Is...

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*hides behind muses* Don't kill me ok!! I was hitting a slump, that and I'm only able to get on the computer on Wednesdays and Thursdays ^^; So that doesn't help in the least. Also I was having *and still having* an idenity problem; finding my self and stuff. Then I am working on a.......*whispers* yuri......so that makes everything even more confusing.... ^^;

Ok just ignore this rant. Sorry for the long wait, got over the road bump and should be right back into this story!

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Disclaimer: See first chapter.

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Chapter 7: What the Hell?!


A groan escaped his lips as feeling came back to his body. His eyes blinked opened, his Jagen eye remaining closed behind the bandana. His vision was blurry, though he wished his hearing was instead.

“Man Hiei! You pass out WAY too easily! You should see a doctor about that, not to mention those hives.”

“Shut it detective.” hissed Hiei as he sat up.

He found himself lying on a couch that wasn’t in there before he and Kurama walked in on the little meeting.

“I don’t blame you though. Kuwabara reacted the same way.” Yusuke said, jerking his head towards Kuwabara.

Both boys glared at Yusuke, who shrunk away and hid behind Kurama, who sighed.

A clearing of a throat caught everyone’s attention and found it was Genkai with a grim and serious look over her face.

“Kurama, Hiei. Now that you know about Kuwabara’s…present situation, you must know the dangers you present to him in this state.” Genkai stated.

Kurama looked critical at the old master. He could tell there was more to the situation that made everyone on edge. Hiei glanced over to his friend and mate. He knew by the look on his mate’s face that he noticed the same thing his Jagen eye was sensing even through its ward. Hiei got up and stood next to his mate, who was in front of Koenma.

Kuwabara took this opportunity to sit down on the couch, feeling a bit dizzy. Yusuke watched his friend do so, his face filled with a bit of concern.

“It isn’t a normal situation.” Koenma said. “Not like anything you all are involved in ends up ‘normal’ but that’s besides the point. Kuwabara is indeed preggy, but there is one problem. He is still a virgin.”

Hiei and Kurama looked stunned.

“It was a demon at Yusuke’s party if you must know, and we aren’t sure who that demon is.” He added.

“But how? Who did this to him?” Kurama asked.

Koenma sighed, aggravated at having to repeat himself again.

Yusuke looked over to Kuwabara and then at the hand he rested on his stomach. It was obvious that Kuwabara didn’t notice that he was rubbing his stomach.

‘For his sake, I hope whoever the guy is doesn’t hurt him.’ Yusuke thought before sitting next to his buddy.

Kuwabara blinked and looked over to see his best friend giving him a sad, yet encouraging smile. Kuwabara smiled back and gave a sigh lying back into the couch. He couldn’t explain it, but for some reason he felt like he wanted to snuggle.

Yusuke continued to listen to the conversation Koenma and Genkai had with Hiei and Kurama, never noticing the weird look his preggy best friend was giving him.

“So what you’re telling us is that Kuwabara’s preggy…” Kurama started.

“…but still hasn’t been claimed? Do you take me for a fool?” Hiei snorted.

“I must agree with Hiei on this, I understand how the drink could make him fertile for 24 hours, having dealt with such plants as Yoko Kurama, but it still requires for…err…well intercourse for it to occur all the same.”

Koenma sighed and massaged his head. He was just glad Genkai was here, or else he would have had a hissy fit earlier in the conversation.

“There was always other ways to get pregnant, Kurama. For example, most woman who have un-fertile husbands, yet still want kids use a sperm donor.” Genkai said.

“What does THAT have to do with Kuwabara getting him self preggy?” asked an annoyed Hiei.

Kurama gave his lover a warning glare before turning back to the old master.

“What are you saying, Genkai? That one of the demon’s at Yusuke’s party acted as a sperm donor?”

“Not exactly. It is more like an accidentally sperm donor, though this kind of ‘accident’ hasn’t happened since the baby boom of the thirties, and even then it was more so on purpose; while this time it was pure accident; pure stupidity on the ‘donors’ s part.” She said, taking a quick glance towards Yusuke, which no one noticed, not even Kurama him self.

Kurama and Hiei’s eyes widened. They were around back then, and knew EXACTLY what had gone down back then.

“You don’t mean…” Kurama said stunned.

Genkai nodded.

“WHAT THE HELL?!”

Everyone turned around.

Both Hiei and Kurama began to laugh while a smirk passed Genkai’s lips. The only one not finding this amusing; other then Yusuke that is, was Koenma. He wished this business would be taken more serious then what everyone was treating it to be.

On the couch, Yusuke was getting a hug like glomp from one preggy Kuwabara. He had a content smile on his lips as his eyes were closed. His right leg was comfortable as it covered both of Yusuke’s legs, and his arms wrapped around Yusuke’s neck as his head was nestled under his chin. He was more then ‘comfy’ looking, and poor Yusuke was redder then a beet.

“What the Hell Kuwabara?! What are you doing?” Yusuke shrieked.

Kuwabara didn’t open his eyes or let go of Yusuke, instead he held on tighter.

“You’re so soft and cuddly. And I just wanted to snuggle….and don’t say that sounds ‘girly’ ‘cause it’s not ok?! And just deal with it ‘cause I’m not feelin’ myself….” Sniffed Kuwabara.

Yusuke’s eyes widened at the sniff.

“Kuwa…? Are you…are you crying?!”

Kuwabara buried his head into Yusuke’s chest, which the warm liquid seeped through his shirt gave him the answer he needed.

“He’s pregnant, Yusuke.” Genkai said. “His emotions are going to be all over the place, meaning soon he is going to have mood swings and who knows what else, since we are not sure which demon impregnated him, and how he is going to handle all the hormonal drives. That is another reason I suggested that you leave him to me for nine months.”

Yusuke looked at Genkai and then at the shivering and crying man that was almost curled up to him. He felt his heart break at the scene and without thinking, wrapped his arms around Kuwabara. For some strange reason or another, Kuwabara felt much better after feeling Yusuke holding him as he did and began to feel tired. He hadn’t slept well the night before and feeling the body heat from his best friend, not to mention feeling security in those arms, made it all the more reason to just fall asleep.

A light snore was the groups only clue that Kuwabara was asleep. Yusuke smiled down at him best friend, curled up in his lap; kind of reminded him of a cat. Yusuke shook his head.

‘Kuwabara’s the one with the cat fetish.’ He thought to himself with a smirk.

Kurama and Hiei smirked at each other, finding the scene amusing.

Genkai cleared her throat again, getting everyone’s attention focused on her once again.

“Since you two now know what is going on, you must know you would only be in the way if you got involved.”

Kurama began to objected, but Hiei beat him to it.

“The fox and I are happily mated and neither of us would go after him even if he is going to give off the scent of an unmated virgin human with child.”

Kurama smiled at his lover and nodded, wrapping his arms around Hiei’s shoulder, who purred from the contact.

Yusuke bit his lip, holding back his laugh at how much of a cat he sounded and imagining Kuwabara, if he were awake, thinking the little fire demon to be half cat demon too.

“Be that as it may,” Koenma started. “I can’t afford another Chapter Black Incident. If this gets out it won’t be just Kuwabara’s neck, but my own. My father just allowed me back into his trust! Something like this would get me back to square one, and since you two have too much connection with the demon world, you both would be a liability; especially you Hiei.”

Hiei glared at Koenma.

“How’s that?” Yusuke asked, not understanding what the huge deal was, it wasn’t like Hiei; though he worked in makai, would be the kind to gossip at his daily ‘search for humans’ job.

“Yusuke, how dense can you really be?” Genkai asked, with a sigh.

Yusuke was about to argue, but the movement in his lap made him quiet.

“The tournament is coming up.” She sighed.

Yusuke looked at her for a moment before realization came.

“That’s right! It’s been three years since the last one!” he said.

“Meaning, there will be more demon activity and more focus on not only Yusuke, but my mate as well as my self!” Kurama said realization coming to him as well.

“Shit.” Hiei said, realizing the trouble they could all be in now.

Koenma sat down, glad they finally figured out the urgency, but was worn out from the talk he had with them all.

“Mean, Yusuke, you have to try hard to keep your self from their view if you want to keep Kuwabara safe. The tournament is in less then nine months away. Meaning, you must train and make sure no one else figures out Kuwabara’s secret.”

“What should Hiei and I do, Genkai?” Kurama asked.

“I guess you two should train with Yusuke, and help him watch Kuwabara. However, if any of you lead me to believe you can’t control your hormones; I will put a ward on your ass so fast you won’t be able to move for a week, got me?” Genkai said.

She smirked seeing she had them in full understanding.

After waking Kuwabara up, which Yusuke really didn’t want to do, they all headed back to Genkai’s temple. However, they ran into a few people they didn’t expect to see….

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