Just Call Me Dad!
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Yuyu Hakusho › Het - Male/Female
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Yuyu Hakusho › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
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1,966
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16
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Chapter 7
Chapter 7
Koenma sat in the Urameshi living room and Yusuke sighed. "Koenma? Were you really going to kill Yama?" He asked and the God looked at him. "What do you think?" Yusuke nodded. "I'd say yes. I never seen you like that before." He said. "I know. Besides Yusuke you don't have to call me Koenma anymore." He said and Yusuke gave him a confused look. "Well what the hell should I call you?" Koenma smiled and opened his arms. "You should start calling me dad!" He started laughing and Yusuke screamed.
"What!? Nooo! Never!" He folded his arms and Koenma grabbed him into a hug. "Son!" Yusuke yelled, pushing him away. "Yusuke! Come on now Son." He said the Spirit Detective's eyes slanted when the God rubbed his head. Atsuko walked in and raised an eyebrow. "What's going on?" She asked. "Koenma wants me to start calling him dad and he called me his son." Yusuke said and Atsuko smiled. "He's just teasing you, but maybe you should start calling him Daddy instead." She started laughing and Yusuke rolled his eyes. "Holy shit you two are bad influences on each other." He groaned and both Koenma and his mom laughed.
"You two are really weird, you know that?" He said. "Ah, it's okay Yusuke. You can just call me Koenma. We're both teasing you. Trying to get your goat." Koenma said. "Want my pacifier?" He said with big innocent eyes and Yusuke sighed. "I don't think he would want it, especially where's it's been latley." Atsuko said and Yusuke went bright red. "Ewww! You two are gross!" He yelled and the two laughed. "I'm kidding!" Atsuko said. "Geez. Do you really think he would put that near my...." Yusuke raised his hands. "STOP! I don't want to hear anymore damn it! It's just plain gross!'' He said.
"Okay, okay we'll stop trying to gross you out. For now." Koenma said and Yusuke hmphed. "I am glad you two are happy though." Yusuke said. "Even if it is sick, perverted and weird." He said and they just laughed.
In Spirit World Yama fumed at the Protection spell and punched his desk. "I will not be made a fool of my son. You will pay for your whore, her half breed son and now your meddling half breed sister. No one will play me like this. I should have killed you while you were in the womb, but your mother was able to stop me. That didn't stop me from killing her after you were born though. I have no more use for you now." Yama said to himself and walked out of his office and towards the forbidden wing of the castle. Many dared not to meddle there, not even Koenma.
The wing was dark and reeked of blood and decay. Yama walked his way to a bolted door with many locks and the God unlocked them one my one. When he entered the room, it lit up with red light and many dark magic symbols appeared on the floor, drawn in blood. The God smiled and closed the door.
On Earth, Kurama, Kuwabara, Hiei and Genkai stopped by the Urameshi house for a visit, checking in on the two lovebirds. "So, Yusuke. I guess you have to call Koenma dad instead of boss now. Huh?" Kuwabara said, his eyebrows going up and down. "Shut up Kuwabara." Yusuke said and sat down. Hiei shook his head at him and sighed. "I swear you have the intellegence of a rock." He said and Kuwabara held up his fist. "I do not! You're as smart as a peice of shit floating in the toilet!" He yelled and Koenma raised a hand. "Um...what's going on?" He asked, walking by the living room.
"Nothing. Yusuke's father." Kurama said and all but Yusuke and Hiei started laughing. "It seems like Kuwabara's immaturity is spreading." Hiei said, looking at Kurama who he thought was smart enough not to act like an idiot. "So, how is Shyian doing?" Hiei asked and Koenma slid next to him. "Why? Does someone have a crush?" He asked, his eyes going to fat half moons. "Shut up." Hiei said, his cheeks turning pink. "I'm sure Shyian would be interested in someone not so dark." Kurama said and Hiei glared at him.
"Oh. You both like her." Koenma said with a chuckle. Kurama and Hiei had a glaring contest while Kuwabara held a hand up into the air. "Let her decide who she likes. Don't fight you two." He said and the two stopped glaring and sweatdropped at him. "I swear you were dropped on your head when you were a baby." Hiei said and Kuwabara growled. "Fine! I won't help you, you asshole!" He yelled and sat down again. "Will you guys shut up for a moment." Genkai said. Everyone went silent and sat after she put them in their place.
Back at the castle, Yama ground up some weird herbs and threw some on a symbol with a ancient death mark on it. "Now, I will make you suffer for what you did to me." Yama smiled and chanted in an old language, older than himself. A seal cracked and blood oozed from the symbol.
On Earth Koenma gasped in pain, his soul being ripped from his body and Atsuko grabbed him as he fell. "Koenma!? What's wrong!? Koenma!!" Atsuko screamed as the God's eyes went blank and the protection spell broke. His spirit was removed and his body laid, lifeless in Atsuko's crying arms. Hearing her screams the gang went to the kitchen, seeing the God, the light of life in his eyes extingushed. Gone.
TBC
Koenma sat in the Urameshi living room and Yusuke sighed. "Koenma? Were you really going to kill Yama?" He asked and the God looked at him. "What do you think?" Yusuke nodded. "I'd say yes. I never seen you like that before." He said. "I know. Besides Yusuke you don't have to call me Koenma anymore." He said and Yusuke gave him a confused look. "Well what the hell should I call you?" Koenma smiled and opened his arms. "You should start calling me dad!" He started laughing and Yusuke screamed.
"What!? Nooo! Never!" He folded his arms and Koenma grabbed him into a hug. "Son!" Yusuke yelled, pushing him away. "Yusuke! Come on now Son." He said the Spirit Detective's eyes slanted when the God rubbed his head. Atsuko walked in and raised an eyebrow. "What's going on?" She asked. "Koenma wants me to start calling him dad and he called me his son." Yusuke said and Atsuko smiled. "He's just teasing you, but maybe you should start calling him Daddy instead." She started laughing and Yusuke rolled his eyes. "Holy shit you two are bad influences on each other." He groaned and both Koenma and his mom laughed.
"You two are really weird, you know that?" He said. "Ah, it's okay Yusuke. You can just call me Koenma. We're both teasing you. Trying to get your goat." Koenma said. "Want my pacifier?" He said with big innocent eyes and Yusuke sighed. "I don't think he would want it, especially where's it's been latley." Atsuko said and Yusuke went bright red. "Ewww! You two are gross!" He yelled and the two laughed. "I'm kidding!" Atsuko said. "Geez. Do you really think he would put that near my...." Yusuke raised his hands. "STOP! I don't want to hear anymore damn it! It's just plain gross!'' He said.
"Okay, okay we'll stop trying to gross you out. For now." Koenma said and Yusuke hmphed. "I am glad you two are happy though." Yusuke said. "Even if it is sick, perverted and weird." He said and they just laughed.
In Spirit World Yama fumed at the Protection spell and punched his desk. "I will not be made a fool of my son. You will pay for your whore, her half breed son and now your meddling half breed sister. No one will play me like this. I should have killed you while you were in the womb, but your mother was able to stop me. That didn't stop me from killing her after you were born though. I have no more use for you now." Yama said to himself and walked out of his office and towards the forbidden wing of the castle. Many dared not to meddle there, not even Koenma.
The wing was dark and reeked of blood and decay. Yama walked his way to a bolted door with many locks and the God unlocked them one my one. When he entered the room, it lit up with red light and many dark magic symbols appeared on the floor, drawn in blood. The God smiled and closed the door.
On Earth, Kurama, Kuwabara, Hiei and Genkai stopped by the Urameshi house for a visit, checking in on the two lovebirds. "So, Yusuke. I guess you have to call Koenma dad instead of boss now. Huh?" Kuwabara said, his eyebrows going up and down. "Shut up Kuwabara." Yusuke said and sat down. Hiei shook his head at him and sighed. "I swear you have the intellegence of a rock." He said and Kuwabara held up his fist. "I do not! You're as smart as a peice of shit floating in the toilet!" He yelled and Koenma raised a hand. "Um...what's going on?" He asked, walking by the living room.
"Nothing. Yusuke's father." Kurama said and all but Yusuke and Hiei started laughing. "It seems like Kuwabara's immaturity is spreading." Hiei said, looking at Kurama who he thought was smart enough not to act like an idiot. "So, how is Shyian doing?" Hiei asked and Koenma slid next to him. "Why? Does someone have a crush?" He asked, his eyes going to fat half moons. "Shut up." Hiei said, his cheeks turning pink. "I'm sure Shyian would be interested in someone not so dark." Kurama said and Hiei glared at him.
"Oh. You both like her." Koenma said with a chuckle. Kurama and Hiei had a glaring contest while Kuwabara held a hand up into the air. "Let her decide who she likes. Don't fight you two." He said and the two stopped glaring and sweatdropped at him. "I swear you were dropped on your head when you were a baby." Hiei said and Kuwabara growled. "Fine! I won't help you, you asshole!" He yelled and sat down again. "Will you guys shut up for a moment." Genkai said. Everyone went silent and sat after she put them in their place.
Back at the castle, Yama ground up some weird herbs and threw some on a symbol with a ancient death mark on it. "Now, I will make you suffer for what you did to me." Yama smiled and chanted in an old language, older than himself. A seal cracked and blood oozed from the symbol.
On Earth Koenma gasped in pain, his soul being ripped from his body and Atsuko grabbed him as he fell. "Koenma!? What's wrong!? Koenma!!" Atsuko screamed as the God's eyes went blank and the protection spell broke. His spirit was removed and his body laid, lifeless in Atsuko's crying arms. Hearing her screams the gang went to the kitchen, seeing the God, the light of life in his eyes extingushed. Gone.
TBC