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Loony Part 2

By: nightfire69
folder Yuyu Hakusho › Crossovers
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 6
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Disclaimer: I own nothing but me, the anvils, the chestnut tree, and the Wheel of Torment. Jason owns him self and every one else is owned by their true creators. So don't sue
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Loony Part 2 Ch. 6

Cindy: Hello and welcome to chapter six of Loony. With me is Chibi Goten, Naraku, Koga, Miroku, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Marik, Tristan, Joey, Kaiba, Bakura, Duke, Hiei,
Kurama and Trunks. Now on with today’s madness.

(Then we see a silver kitsune kit (a.k.a., baby spirit fox) wiggling out of the blankets that Cindy is holding.)

Chibi Goten: Ya! A puppy!!! Can I keep him! Please, please, please, can I keep him!!!

Cindy: I don’t see why not. What do you think Kurama? (Holding the kit to Kurama.)

The Kit: (Looking at Kurama with big happy puppy eyes and his tail wagging.): Poppa!
…Poppa, poppa, poppa, poppa, poppa!!!

(Then we see all the guys give Kurama a really evil look.)

Hiei: Well, Kurama. Are you going to explain this! (Pointing at the kitsune kit.)

Kurama: Well… um… (Scratching his head and lightly chuckling at himself)

Chibi Goten: (Looking at Kurama and giving him the more of the big, sad puppy dog eyes.) Pweeze mister! Can I have the puppy?

Kurama: Sure, why not.

(Then Cindy hands Chibi Goten the kitsune kit.)

Chibi Goten: Yes! I gotta puppy! Thank youse mister! (Then we see him fly of with the baby kitsune.)

Naraku: (Who is still hanging from the tree in the monkey puke green bridesmaid’s dress.) Will somebody get me down and explain to me why I’m in this ass-ugly dress!

Jason: (Cutting him down and leaving all the chaos.) I’m outta here and I quit. If you want someone to help you with all this insane shit, then write a help wanted ad and put it in the paper or on the news because I don’t give a shit anymore. Smell ya later.

Everybody: Bye Jay!

Cindy: As for your question Naraku, it was Jason’s idea and now since he’s quit you can’t get your revenge. So you’re screwed.

Naraku: Oh, I see. (He starts to wriggle out of the ass-ugly dress. Then he finally gets out of the monkey puke green bridesmaid’s dress.) Well, if I can’t have my revenge on Jason. Then that means I have to get my revenge on you!

Cindy: (Looking at all the guys as she walks away from them.) Well, there is only one thing to do with so many men. (Then a huge anvil lands on all the guys.) Hit them with a very large anvil. Well thank all of you who read all of Loony Part 2. I might start a Loony Part 3, but I’m not to sure yet. If I do, Jason will not be joining us, he’s got a life now unlike the poor saps under the anvil here. I’m currently working on a story titled G.I. Loony. It has members of G.I. Joe and Cobra in it , besides me. It has the same Loony feel, just different people. As for these pore guys, they’ll live. I’m thinking of conducing interviews with them and their coworkers. Yep, sounds like an idea. Well I’ll see every one later and thanks for reading!

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Things to think about till Loony Part 3:

Will there be a Loony Part 3?

Who will Cindy interview first?

Will G.I. Loony end in the same manner as the Loony series?

Will the guys survive the anvil that landed on them?

Will any of these questions be ever answered?

WHO KNOWS???????

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