Unlikely Lovers Become Unlikely Fathers

A/N: Shame on you Phillepa, reading my Yaoi in your English class. *snickers* Just don't get caught. And to Shiko... Are you reading my mind? *blinks* Creepy... And thank you both for the gift ideas. Much appreciated.


LK: It's been a while since the last update... Sorry about that, I fell behind in my Anthropology class and had to do some serious note taking for a paper. Stupid Gorden Rule. Then the Professor wanted us, the class, to come up with a statement on which to base our papers. And wouldn't you know, no one raised their hand so he picked me. *blushes* Thought I was gonna die. But he was obviously impressed and we used my statement. *blushes again*

Tsume: Don't be so full of yourself.

LK: Me? Full of myself? Never... believe me, my ego's bruised enough right now.

Yusuke: Who's fault is that?

LK: Um... Mine?

Kuwabara: Maybe you should have put more work into your AMVs.

LK: Yeah... probably. Oh well. At least people download them.

Toboe: What AMVs?

LK: Never mind, we've rambled enough. *blushes*


XXX


"What is going on out there Hiei? It sounds like World War Three."

"It doesn't matter, come to bed."

"Hiei, it's almost lunch time."

"I already know what I'm having."

Kuwabara blushed. "We agreed to no sex until after the baby."

"Get your mind out of the gutter Ninjen, I already raided the fridge, see." Hiei motioned to the small picnic layed out on a blanket next to the futon.

"Since when do you do romantic stuff?"

"Since I learned to tread very carefully when a Hormonal Kuwa is involved."

"I'm sorry Hiei." Kuwabara sighed, managing to sit next to the demon on the futon. "I've been a real bitch."

"Think nothing of it, it's natural." Hiei reached for an oreo, dipped it in ranch dressing and held it to Kuwabara's mouth. "Here."

Smiling, he took the cookie all at once, nibbling and sucking any crumbs from Hiei's fingers.

"Keep that up and I may have to break the no sex rule."

"I wouldn't mind too much, as long as we were carful not to hurt the baby."

"Is that so?" Hiei looked at Kuwabara, his crimson eyes darkening, showing a hunger that had nothing to do with food.

Kuwabara nodded. "If you still want me... I'm not exactly-"

Hiei took the ninjen's chin in his hand. "Don't ever talk about yourself like that, I won't hear it. Is that understood? You are my mate. You are mine. You are the only one I want. Do you understand what I'm saying Kazuma?"

Taken aback at Hiei's words, Kuwabara could only nodd. "I... Yeah... Thanks Shrimp."

Hiei smirked. "Any time Baka." He leaned forward, licking the chocolate crumbs from the other's lips. "Were you serious before? Are you up to it?"

"Yeah."

"No turning back now Kuwa."

Kuwabara growled, pulling the demon closer, kissing him fiercly, then breaking away. "You talk to much."

Smirking, and secretly thrilled at Kuwabara's sudden aggresiveness, Hiei nodded, helping his mate out of his cloths. "Lie down."

Kuwabara smiled softly, and did as told.

Not wanting to hurt their child the small fire demon had something else in mind. He grabbed a convient squeeze bottle and slowly left a trail of sweet and sticky on Kuwabara's stomach, drawing intricate patterns on the pale flesh.

"That's cold, what is it?"

"Honey."

"What is it with you and your sweet and sticky fetish?"

"You seem to enjoy it." Kuwabara blushed at that. "And I... Enjoy cleaning you." Hiei closed the lid and put the bottle of honey aside. Slowly he began to lick the honey from his mate's enlarged middle, worshiping the pale skin with his warm tongue.

"God, your tongue is so warm!" Kuwabara moaned as afore mentioned tongue lapped up a line of sweet honey, briefly dipping into his navel.

"I know." Hiei smirked between laps, and continued his intimate torture.

Kuwabara moaned again. "Hiei... The no sex rule was a bad idea...."

"Hnn." Was the fire demon's only answer before he claimed his mate's mouth, his hand reaching down to carress another part that he found just as delectable.

They broke apart, after all, the baby needed oxygen as much as the 'mother' did. And Hiei's attention was beginning to focus elseware. "I'm taking what I want."

"You always do."

Crimson eyes met Cerrealan, as Hiei's talented tongue played with the slit on Kuwabara's shaft. Teashing for only a second before taking it halfway into his mouth.

"H-Hiei!"

The smaller of the two made no answer except to suck, and bob his head on the painfully erect shaft, carefull not to pierce the sensitive organ with his fangs.

"Shit, I'm... Hiei!"

Surprised to say the least, Hiei just barely managed to swallow all that Kuwabara gave him. Licking his lover clean, he rose wide eyes to meet a passion filled pair. "You've never come that quick before."

"I... told you... No sex was a... BAD idea." The human panted.

"Obviously."

The door opened then, startling them both.

"Okay Hiei! We're......" Rinku froze, his eyes becoming the size of soccer balls and his face turning a shade of red that nearly matched Kurama's hair.

"Hey Rinku, what's the hold up?" Chu asked, coming up behind the small boy. His eyes fell on a stunned Hiei and Kuwabara, the latter very naked and very satisfied. Chue smiled nervously. "Bad timing?"

"OUT!" Hiei growled, his eyes glowing for a split second, while his fangs glistened.

The two made a run for it, almost forgetting to close the door behind them.

After a few seconds Kuwabara let out a giggle.

"And what is so amusing about this?" The fire demon glared at his mate.

"S-sorry... Hor-hormones... are a bitch." Kuwabara managed to gasp between giggles.

"This is the last time I use the baby bite." Hiei grumbled.


XXX


Toboe: What AMVs?

LK: You aren't gonna let this go are you?

Toboe: *shakes head*

LK: *sighs, and shows her three measly AMVs* See?

Toboe: Oh... *blushes* You didn't tell me they were shounen ai!

LK: *smirks* You didn't ask. Anyway....

A/N: Sorry the chap was so short. I'll do the baby shower next. Gift ideas are always welcome! *Hint* Well, I need to go to bed now. I've got two 250 word papers to write and turn in on Wednesday, must get some sleep.