Another fanfic?

DISCLAIMER- Fic MSTed still and always will belong to the kind and wonderful MD. Yu Yu Hakusho is also not mine presently.


Thirty minutes have pasted Yusuke was on his second bucket of popcorn and Kuwabara is steadily munching on his third serving of nacho.
"What is taking them so long, and what ever they are doing they sure are making a lot of noise." Kuwabara say impateintly.
"Hmm, I would have never guessed Hiei was a screamer." Yusukes says with a smirk.
Ten minutes later.....
"About time I was about to come up there and get you myself." Kuwabara says with authority
"Hn" Hiei answer dismissing his authority.
"What you were planing to do once you got up there?" Y.Kurama asks as he sits down next to Yusuke who is trying not to smile at his friends situation. "Resuce me?" he continues with a pout. "Thank-you Kuwabara-cun but I am very capable of handling myself even when there a hot tempered fire demon lurking about." he finishes pulling Hiei over with a miminum amout of protest, to sit in his lap.
"Oh, well I just ummm ......Hmmm well lets get back to the fic shall we." Kuwabara neverously spits out.
"So, did it fit.?" Yusuke asks bluntly
Kuwabara blushes.
"Not at frist but I am very persistant, and Hiei is very talented." Y.Kurama says
Kuwabara blushes a bit more.
"...and very noisey." Yusuke add getting a quick glare from the content little lap demon.
"Hmm he always is." Y.Kuama thinks aloud.
"Ok that enough I really don't want to hear any more, I mean it bad enough we had to sit down here with in ear shot of your little romp...."Kuwabara rants.
"He jealous isn't he?" Y. Kurama whispers leaning over to Yusuke.
"I am not jealous why would I be jealous?" he continues to shout.
"Yeah, it tuff when your not gettin' any." Yusuke whispers back.
"Forget it let just continue this fic so we can get it over with....by the way where are so far." Kuwabara questions.
"I think I'm about fuck someone." Y.Kurama says seriously scanning the paused screen.
"Oh, isn't that just great." Kuwabara says with a huff.
"Now, now Kuwabara let not be like that besides our part will be just as steamy and entertaining." Yusuke say placing a hand on Kuwabara's thigh.
"Aaahruggg. Stop it man. Just stop." Kuwabara squeals pushing his hand away.
Yusuke laughs leans back in his chair putting feet back up. "Roll em."

*Kurama sighs, rubbing his temples, "He. . . wishes to finish what he started earlier.
. . I can hold him back for a time but he will eventually get out again. . . if
I let him out *

"Let me out. Let me out." Y.Kurama chants
"Release the hounds." Kuwabara says
"Baka, Youko is not a dog." Hiei says trying climbing off of the Youko's lap.
"Naw, I just got a lot of bitches." He whispers to Yusuke who immediatly goes into a fit of giggles.
Hiei glares at Kurama and promptly gets off his lap.

*"he will be much calmer and less hurried. . ."*

"Ah, yes we shall make beautiful music together. Sweet passionate love shall for fill our nights." Y. Kurama says.
"Umm, yea I hate to tell you but tying someone to the bed is not part of that whole sweet love making thing." Hiei says
"Damn. Never mind then."

*Sohra gulps*

"Man, he is chalk full of action." Yusuke says
"Yes, but what exactly is he swallowing?" Hiei asks with a raised eyebrow.

*then smiles bravely, "Let him out then. . ."*

"What a little trooper." Yusuke mocking sniffs wiiping away a fake tear.
"Now there is a true friend willing to one in the ass for the team." Kuwabara say.
"Literally." Hiei remarks.

*Kurama looks concerned, "You know he wants to bed you right? Are you ready? You were
so scared before. . ."*

"No." they all gasp.
"Let me get this straight." Yusuke starts, "There is a horny unsatisfied Youko on the verge of busting out and the authoress has Kurama say 'ya know he wants to bed ya'". He say in assumed authoress voice.
"Who'da thunk it?" Hiei says shaking his head.
"Why can't I ever play the virgin?" Y. Kurama whines
"You have in some fics." Yusuke says reasuri.
".
"Really?"
"Yeah, of course either me Hiei, Koemna hell even Kuwabara end up poping that ass by the second chapter."
"I feel so type cast. I want to be in a fic where I am not fucking or getting fucked by someone. Do you think that possible?" Y. Kurama asks looking at his allies for support.
"Baahhhwwwahhaaahaaahhaahhhaaa*gasp* baaawwahhahhhahhaa"
Y. Kurama sits back in his chair and proceeds to flick them all off.

*Sohra smiles, "He's still you right? *

"No, it isn't me. I am posessed. I am posessed." Yusuke says in Kurama voice. "Watch my head spin around in circle"
"As long as you don't start spewing green shit all is good." Kuwabara remarks.
"I don't spew green, its more of a off white color. Wouldn't you say Hiei? Y. Kurama asks the smirking fire demon.
"Well, I not to sure I usually don't look before I swallow, but Yusuke might know." Hiei turns to Yusuke with a wink.
"Ah um, it was defineatly off white almost an eggshell color and very thick I might add." Yusuke actually says with striaght face. Kuwbara has past the three degrees of red he is now turning pale. Yusuke sits back and tilts his head to one side then adds "Very sweet too, if I remember but we might have to go upstairs so I can make sure." all the while rubbing Y.Kurama's thigh. Kuwabara all but faints until the silence is broken by small snickers and a well placed 'baka'.
"Ya know what" Kuwabara beings, "Fuck ya'll" he chuckles
Yusuke moans. Y. Kurama growls, and Hiei hums and they all scream, "Oh, yes please."

*Well it felt wonderful when we. . ." He trails off blushing,*

"What felt wonderful? What? Oh, god the suspense is killing me." Kuwabara moans
"Good that way I won't have to." Hiei says rolling his eyes.

* "And I startle easily*

"Boo."
"Eekkkk" Yusuke yipes in assumed scared and stared voice

*. . . it's hard to recover when someone startles me like that. *


"Boo!" Hiei says again
"Eeekkk. My heart."
"Oh damn, get the paddles doctor. " Kuwabara says
"Clear." They all shout.

*I trust you and he is a part of you. . . and besides he wants me as his lifemate right? He won't hurt me."*

Youkos chocolate induced high comes down and he gradually changes back into his red haired self.

"Mmm I see you are back to normal." Hiei says eyeing his niegbor.
"Yes, Hiei. Did you miss me?"
"No, because the youko is you I just missed being in control." He whispers in Kurama ear.
Kurama whispers back, "Hiei no like to play uke-chan."
"Yea, um excuse me Kurama if you don't mind after you finish feeling up each other up would you answer a question for me." Yusuke asks
"Sure." Kurama say pulling quickly away from Hiei.
"Why does everyone talk to you like the Youko is a separte beings?"
"Well in a way I guess we kind of are, but I know what you mean I kind of feel like The Rock."
"Well you are bringing the smack down to a many candy asses."

*Kurama shakes his head,*

"What, no comment on how gracefully his flaming red hair gently sways back and forth before resting on his shoulder like delicate rose petals." Yusuke says in high picthed sugar incuded fan girl/ boy voice.
"What's wrong Kurama are you losing your touch?"
"There comes a time in a man life when things change. These are those times, we shall speak no more of it."
"Shall we kiss your ring too Godfather?"
"No. Just leave me." Kurama says in a raspy voice.

*"He also won't stop once he starts and it will be very
difficult for me to regain control once I have handed it over. . . he won't
stop unless all of the attraction and arousal leaves you and stays gone.*

"Well I guess this is going to be a long long night." Kurama say with a sly little smile
"Oh aren't we modest." Hiei says
"Behold the power of these." Kurma says gripping his crocth.

* He doesn't have a human's sensibility about sex. . . and Youko can be rough. . ."*

"And that iy yoy you love him so much." Kurama says leaning over and licking Hiei ear, almost making the little deamon blush.

*Sohra smiles, "That's alright, I'm used to it*

"And off he runs to the closet, pulling out a large box filled with assorted objects." Yusuke narrates then says in Sohra voice "See I've been practicing. Tee Hee."
"Tee Hee?" Kuwabara says with a distrubed look on his face.
"So that is where all my brushes went to" Kurama say enlightened.

* . . I'm just a little nervous.*

"As you should be" Yusuke say in the Youko voice. "Bawhaaahaaa..... ack *cough, gasp, wheeze*"
"Easy Yusuke being evil takes practice." Hiei says.
"He should know." Kuwabara replies with a snort.
"And if by any chance we want to know how to be a jack ass then Kuwabara is the perfect choice." Hiei quickly retorts

*. .it'll be my first time. . . but that's ok too. . . let him out. . ."*

"Oooo, a virgin. How sweet." Yusuke says, "You're going to tear that ass up aren't you?"
Kurama leans back and puts his head behind his head closes his eyes for a brief second and says "Yep."

*Kurama sighs, "If you're sure. . ."*

"See Kurama in this fic you playing the reluctant lover, how sweet." Yusuke says batting his eyelashes and smiling sweetly.

"Let us see how long that lasts." Hiei adds

* Sohra nods.*

"That's five seconds." Hiei say.

* Kurama closes his eyes,*

"I do beleive eight seconds have past." Kuwabara remarks

* "Be prepared.*

"Add two more seconds." Yusuke chimes.

*. . I'm letting him out now. . ." In moments a silver haired Youko sits in place of the red head eyes and claws glittering in the light, "Well. . . little kit. . . you are willing to mate with me ne?"*

"Hot damn, way to stick to your guns Kurama, I can't possible see how people mistaken you for some sex freak." Yusuke says sarcasticly.

"Well, Sohra was begging for it." Kurama say feebly in his defense. "He nodded, to a fox that is considered begging."
"Really?" Kuwabara asks.
"Bull *hack, cough* shit" Yusuke mummbles
"Idiots" Hiei exclaims. "What does it matter to you it not like it's your lover is on the screen about to get freaky with some half pint, half witted, home wreaking hot ass." Hiei rants "It bad enough this Sohra is making my fox treat me like some fucking three eyed mixed breeded demon.."
"Umm, Hiei you are a three eyed mixed breeded demon." Yusuke piont out.
"That is not the point fucktard, stick a finger up your ass and let me finish. Now he plans to mate with you" Hiei bits out turning to a totally surprised red head. "And what you put up a ten second fight." Hiei snaps. "Mate with me." Hiei says in Sohra assumed voice. " I can't I have morales." Hiei replys in a mocking Kurama voice. "Please" Sohra voice. "Very well, bend over." Kurama voice.
" Does someone need their little willy sucked?" Yusuke say leaning over and pinching Hiei cheeks. " I think they do." Yusuke coos, " I think they do."

*Sohra blushes deeply, red staining his neck and shoulders as well, "Umm yeah. . . I'm
just nervous. . . I've never. . . "*

"Yeah, Yeah you're a shy little virgin just like you were last seven times, just get on with it." Yusuke say tapping his foot.
"Boy aren't we eager to have them engage in sexual games?" Kuwabara say with an raised eyebrow.
"Wow, it does speak."
"Shut it Urameshi!"
"I almost for got you were here." Yusuke says with a smile
"I don't know how, ya'll going to be fucking a few scenes later." Hiei says with out hesitation.
"Well um.. yeah." Yusuke studders as Kuwabara sink futher down in his seat thinking he should have just stayed quiet.

*Kurama smiles softly golden eyes half closed in satisfaction, "That is allright little
one. . . Such is not an embarresment. . ."*

"As much as I enjoy getting to the action..." Kurama beings.
"Let it pass sensai, let it pass." Yusuke say raising his hand.
"But that's not a ..." Kurama starts.
"Tut tut, what is more imporant? A word or the meaning of the whole up coming events." Yusuke states patting him on the leg.
"All right I guess that is more important." Kurama says smugily
"You couldn't leave well enough alone could you?" Yusuke say staring at the green eyed boy who is currently looking straight ahead innocently.

* he leans closer and slowly very gently kisses Sohra, running his tongue slowly over the soft lips and resting his clawed hand on the back of Sohra's neck.*

"And he snaps it throwing his patheic body to the ground and immediatly says you will never be as good as Hiei" voice says behind a large bag of popcorn.
everyone one turns around and stares at the innocent looking fire deamon.
"What?"

* After a moment Sohra tentatively responds*

"Took him long enough." Kurama say haughtily
"My, my Kurama frist you are not described as achingly beautiful, then you are unable to make the object of your play melt." Yusuke say tapping the side of Kurama's head with his finger.
"Argh, quit it." Kurama snaps grabing Yusukes hand. "As I have said before, this is just a fic."

* tilting his head and opening his mouth.*

"Open your mouth and close your eyes and I'll give you a big suprise." Kuwabara sings.

* Kurama makes an approving sound *

"Jumping Johosephate ye haw." Hiei says.
"God I hope that really isn't your cry of approveal." Kuwabara say looking over at Kurama
"Would you like to find out?" Kurama asks with a wink and a smile.

*and deepens the kiss*

Hiei glares at Kurama "This is just a fic it didn't really happen." Kurama say trying to exscape Hiei burning stare.

* sliding his tongue slowly inside in a coaxing manner.*

"Good, tongue. Nice tongue. Sweet tongue." Kurama coos.

* Sohra darts his tongue out and then pulls it back with an uncertain air.*

"Our tongue touched I fill so violated, you fiend you." Yusuke replys in hs best southern girl accent.

* Kurama deepens the kiss*

"Yo Kurama if you deepen the kiss any further you might swallow him whole." Kuwabara states
"And how is this is a bad thing?" Kurama asks.

* playing with Sohra's tongue, dipping in and out repeatedly. *

" You play with your food you play with his tongue. What eles do you play with?" Kuwabara asks jokingly.

" He plays with my...." Hiei trys to answer before Kurama's hand is clasped over his mouth.
"If you don't keep you little mouth shut I won't be playing with you or 'that' anymore." Kurama whispers harshly
"Shutting up."

*Sohra lets out a small impassioned sound following the teasing flesh with his own tongue. Kurama chuckles into Sohra's mouth and lets Sohra explore his mouth. Sohra starts out tentatively and slowly grows bolder letting his hands come to rest on Kurama's shoulders as he moves closer.*

Kurama is looking pleased. Hiei is looking pissed. Kuwabara is looking three shades of embarassed and Yusuke is looking desparate.

*After a moment Kurama pulls out of the kiss with a lazy smile, "You catch on quickly,
little one. Do you enjoy this?"

Yusuke nods

*Sohra nods licking his lips and breathing hard.*

"Hiei I think we just found Uremeshi's kink." Kurama whispers to Hiei who leans foward to take a glimpse at Yusuke. "Watch this." Kurama whispers before turning to Yusuke's ear.

* Kurama chuckles softly, "Good. Now. . ."he dips his head and places his lips underneath Sohra's ear worrying at the sensitive skin. Sohra gasps tilting his head in a silent plea for more.*

Kurama slowly leans into Yusuke and lightly lick his ear. Yusuke jumps slightly but his eyes never leave the screen. Kurama quickly cover his mouth to stiffle a chuckle.

* Kurama nips lightly at the reddened skin and slowly licks down Sohra's neck, sending
shivers through the petite body. He reaches Sohra's clavical and sucks lightly
for a moment getting a tiny moan and then moves to the hollow of Sohra's throat
getting a breathy moan.*

Kurama composes himself and turns back to Hiei and asks "Hey, could you do me a favor?"
"Hn"
"Use that Jagan eye of yours so we can hear what he is thinking." Kurama says excitedly
"You are evil."
"Yes I know but that why ya like me. So...."
"Fine" He closes his eyes.
'Kurama'
'Yeah, I'm here'
'Ready'
'Aren't I always'

* He pushes Sohra's unresisting form back on the bed and moves on to his chest. He breathes on a nipple getting a small arch and a little moan then takes it into his mouth getting an even more violent response.*

'God this is hot, I wonder if Kurama is re tha that good. Why couldn't I be paired up with him instead of Kuwabara. Sometimes I just want to pin him to a bed and...'
'And what human.' Hiei mental shouts
'What the fuck?' Yusuke shout back
'So much for the stealth approach Hiei' Kurama chimes inside Yusuke's mind.

*He pauses briefly at the other nipple then quickly works his way to Sohra's
navel.*

"Uremenshi" Kuwbara calls. "Wonder how much longer this whole make out session will last?" He turns to the dark haired teen. "Aurgh, Kurama get your hand off there." He squeals as he removes Kurama's rouge hand from Yusuke upper upper thigh."
"Whoa." Yusuke says opening his eyes
"Uramenshi, I would keep my eyes open from now on because demon have a habit oing ing a little on the horny side."
"That right Yusuke." Hiei calmly says
"We won't want you to do something you truly didn't want to do." Kurama adds with a smile.
" And fucking Kurama is the furthest thing fris mis mind. Right ?" Hiei asks
" Umm, yeah of course.. No thoughts of ..........Kurama what so ever." Yusuke reply with a slight but noticeble blush.

* He smiles against Sohra's soft skin, "You are very sensitive here ne?"
Then he darts his tongue in while his fangs scrape lightly against the trembling skin.*

"Aw your scaring the poor boy, he trembling." Yusuke says
"Well, he does frighten easily." Kuwabara replys
"Hm, so I guess the whole tie you up and whip you thing wouldn't go over to well." Kurama asks.
"I don't think so." Yusuke says
"What if I promise if I would not leave any long lasting marks." Kurama reasons.
"You are kidding bout this whole, ya know whips and chains thing aren't you?" Kuwabara asks
Kurama just laughs.

*Sohra's back arches up in a bow and he gasps eyes fluttering, "Oh! Ku-Kurama!" Kurama continues to assault Sohra's sensitive navel and Sohra writhes in passion, bucking with frantic passion to get more contact.*

"Man. if he acting like this before I even do anything to him, he'll proabaly faint when I do end up screwing him." Kurama say in desbelief.
"He is proabaly faking it." Hiei gruffs.
"Are you implying that I am not 'that' good'."
"Hn"
"If I am not mistaken, Hi-ei You too were quite high on the deciabel scale. I must say for a tough little fire deamon you sure know how to scream and pant when you want to." Kurama proclaims
"Yeah, I think we just cross over into that realm of TMI, too much information." Kuwabara say shaking his head.
"Well at least I don't I don't turn into some gutter mouth slut." Hiei retorts
"Thank you that is quite enough." Kuwabara shouts.
"Yeah that quite..." Yusuke starts."A gutter mouth slut? Really?"
"Honest the things he says almost make me blush. I remember once I came back from some personal mission and he was on me like a leech. I mean I never realize someone could do that with their mouths...."
"Thank you Hiei for that wonderful trip down memory lane." Kurama cuts him off aburptly

* Kurama smirks gently and teases the tip of Sohra's arousal gently*

"Excatly what do you say to tease the tip of an arousal?" Yusuke wonders out loud
"You..." Kurama tries to answer.
"No, No I do not want to hear how." Kuwabara quickly inturpts.
"Yes he rather just keep reading." Hiei says
"Yes." Kuwabara states.
"So he get get to the full blown ass action." Yusuke quipps
"No, I want to get past that." Kuwabara say putting his hands up.
"So we could get to the part where you and Yusuke are intertwined in the heat of unbriddled hot monkey ass sex." Kurama say with a smile.
"Why do I even bother." Kuwabara says sinking down in his chair shaking his head.
"I ask myself the same thing?" Yusuke says patting his friends back understandingly.

*before kissing down the underside.*

"You kiss anything won't you Kurama."
"I kissed you didn't I, Hiei?"

* Sohra moans and makes pleading sounds in his throat.*

"Yea, exactly where else would pleading sounds come from."

* Kurama descends between Sohra's spread legs licking and sucking lightly
titling his head so that one twitching silver ear brushes Sohra's erection.*

" Hey this is just like a fleshy Q-tip" Yusuke says.
"I...I don't think I'm doing this blow job thing right." Kurama say.
"What? What? I'm sorry I can't hear you, thar a dick in my ear." Hiei says
"I am not even going to touch that with a ten foot pole." Kuwabara say righteously.
"No need for the pole, it right infront of your face your tongue is good enough." Yusuke say with a smirk.
"Who's side are you on."
"Sorry, it just so much fun I got caught up n the moment." Yusuke explains.

*Sohra goes stock still for a moment, eyes wide with surprise then his head tips
back as a wanton moan leaves his lips while his legs begin to tremble.*

"He's done, man that was quick." Yusuke say.
"Did he just shoot in my ear?" Kurama asks. "Because I don't remember reading anything about return to the proper blow job position."
"Do you mean to tell me there is actually a proper way to suck someone off?" Yusuke questions.
"Most definately." Kurama says happily.
"Wait, don't tell me there's a chart or something." Kuwabara laughs.
"Why yes, with illustration and a step by step guide." Hiei says with emotionless eyes.
"I hope I did turn my head because mmm, the young ones always tastes so sweet." Kurama purrs with a gold glint in his eyes.
"Kurama, I think the Youko came out a bit there." Hiei explains to a gapping mouthed Yusuke and a total shocked Kuwabara.


*Kurama smiles pulling back licking his lips, "So lovely. . ." he nips rather sharply
at Sohra's hip leaving a red mark,*

"Man that Youko is one kinky SoB." Yusuke say
"You don't even know the half of it." Hiei says shaking his head.
"Come on Hiei it wasn't that bad." Kurama begs
"If you came hme with as many marks on your body as I did you would be singing a different tune."
"Ouch."

* "Turn over now. I will take you on your knees if it is alright with you."*

"Like sohra going to say, "No, You get on your knees I'm fucking your ass, bia-tch." Yusuke jokes
"I'm going ride you Youko like a choo-choo trolley." Hiei shouts in Sohra voice.

*Sohra blinks up at him through a passion filled haze.*

"Is that any thing like a purple haze." Kuwabara asks
"That fills your mind?" Yusuke adds.
"He so dreamy. " Kurama says with a sigh.
Everyone leans foward and stares at Kurama.
"What, don't hate me cause I 'm beautiful." Kurama says with snap and flick off his hair.

* After a few moments he gulps nervously and moves to hands and knees, head down and exposing the nape of his neck.*

"Oh, I think in that position he is exposing more than just his neck." Kuwabara remarks
"Arrr. Be that booty I see?" Yusuke says in his pirate captian's voice.
"Red Rover, Red Rover bend your ass right over." Kurama sings swinging his hand in the air

* "L-l-like this?" his voice betrays his nervousness.*

"He seems nervous, I thought he would be more exited." Kurama questions.
"I would expect so. " Hiei says "Have you ever been on the recieving side of a seven foot Youko."
"No." Kuwabara quickly spits.
"Nope." Yusuke says, "But I can imagine."
"I am pretty sure you can, Yusuke I'm sure you can." Hiei smirks.
"No.. I mean I don't want...you see. I j-j-j-just figured." Yusuke tries to explain.
"I can tell you lying, because when your replying." Kurama sings
"Ya studder, studder st-st-studder, studder." Kuwabara finishes.

*Kurama purrs appreaciatively, "Just perfect. . .wonderful. . . now don't be afraid. I
won't hurt you."*

Hiei gets up and moves over three seats. "What was that for?" Kurama asks.
"I not going to get hit by lightening because you are up there telling lies. " He replys.

*He runs a hand through his hair and with a simple motion.*

"And yanks a handful of hair back and whispers sadistically 'You're my bitch now. Bawhaa Haa haa.'" Yusuke shouts.
"Come on, honestly I am not that bad." Kurama says crossing his arms.
Everyone looks up to the ceiling for any dark clouds then they move two rows back. " Hardy har har." Kurama laughs dryily.

*creates a plant with deep cup shaped leaves.*

"See if you had finished reading the sentence you would have notice I was running my finger through my hair and not his." Kurama shout three rows back to his duck and covered so-called friends.

* With another motion he creates an odd plant*

"I am. A Plant God!" Yusuke bellows in Kurama voice standing on a chair. He jump down and flops back into his seat then say to Kuwabara "He really is have you seen the plants he has stashed up in his hammerspace of a hair-do."
"I heard that." Kurama says as he spins around in his seat which is three row infront of Yusuke and Kuwabara who have fled back here earlier to avoid being hit by lightening. "I do not have hammerspace hair."
"Yea then explain how you keep all those seeds in your hair."
"I will once you two explain where Botan sticks her oar when she isn't using it."
"Huh, now thats a lot of hammerspace." They all proclaim
"Well, that does clear one thing up."
"What is that Uremeshi?"
"Why she so damn happy all of the time."
"Bingo." they all shout.

*and squeezes it causing a pale green liquid to drip down over his fingers and into one of the leaves creating a pleasing, subtly sweet scent.*

"Well, at least we know it's not that death plant, that thing smells of rotting flesh." Kuwabara say remember the tornument.

* The liquid is thick, somewhere between honey and fine oil.*

"Kurama" Yusuke say as he walks back to join the fox demon who is pouting profusly because everyone has left him. " I thought you said you didn't spew green."

*With a soft chuckle he runs a slicked thumb down Sohra's back*

"Hey good buddy I 'm traveling down the back roads of Sohra, could yew tell me whar abouts my exit is at." Yusuke say in Kurama voice mixed in with alot of cross- country eighteen wheeling trucker.
"That a ten-four" Hiei answers back in same aquired voice.

*and down to the back of his thigh.*

"Circle back man, circle back cha done missed yur turn. Ya' getting to that ass the long way 'round, ain't cha." Hiei says excitedly

*Sohra whimpers, "your claws. . . I . . ."*

"I...I think you need a manicure, damn that hurt and you plan to stick those fingers in where. Aw hell no not until I get the clippers." Kuwabara says in a sqeaky Sohra voice.

*Kurama kisses the base of Sohra's spine with a little sigh, "No fear. . . I won't hurt
you. . ." *

"I swear if any of you move, I will stick a rose up your collective asses faster then," he looks at Yusuke "you can say spirt gun." He turns to Kuwabara and say "Faster then you can say 'Spirt Sword and a hell of a lot faster the you can say your whole one minute monolouge, Hiei." He bites through gritted teeth, "So. Sit. Down."
All three of them slowly sit back down.

*Sohra whimpers slightly again but relaxes beneath the gentle kisses.*

"Gentle kisses, how come I don't get gentle kisses." Hiei says to Kurama.
Kurama sighs "We have been though this before. In this particular fic- tion I, Youko Kurama am making love to Sohra which needs a bit of a gentler hand. I tried that with you and your word were and I quote..." Kurama clears his throat and atttempts to knock it down a couple of octives to immate Hiei. "'All this tender kissing is making me feel like a love sick ningen female. Just get something slick to coat your dick with and fuck me.' unquote, now do you remember?"
"Whoa, whoa whoa back up, rewind erase that. TMI man, TMI." Kuwabara says shaking his head. " The words Hiei, dick, and and slick should not occupy the same sentence."
"Kind of like good, intelligent and Kuwabara." Hiei say in a questioning voice.

*Kurama slowly slides his fingers back up and circles them slowly around Sohra's
entrance.*

"Su wee, I think I just found my exit." Yusuke says in his Kurama trucker voice. "I think I will just circle around for a bit. Whoa, breaker breaker one- niner there as sign here that reads maxium wieght allowance of one ton. You copy Darkfire."
"That a ten-four I read you loud and clear, Redrum. Disreguard that sign, that was put there to confuse you just drive that bad boy in." Hiei answers back in his make believe CB radio.

*Sohra gasps then relaxes with a soft sound.*

"Let us just marvel at the many things our little Sohra can do." Yusukes say with a light heart and a smile.

* Kurama gently nibbles the skin in the small of Sohra's back and slides one finger in.*

"Now, now Kurama how many time have I told you about sticking your finger into thing." Hiei scolds in a mother like voice.
"Sorry, ma ma." Kurama answers back.

* Sohra tenses slightly then relaxes as Kurama murmers into his spine.*

"Interesting I wish the doctor would murmer to my spine it sure would make the whole examination a heck of a lot easier." Yusuke says crossing his arms. "But of course if he did that I would be wondering if that was really his finger stuck up me."
Kuwabara turns to Yusuke and say, "Man, you are thinking louain.ain."

*Kurama moves his hand slowly and after a few moments adds another fing*
*

"Knuckle deep and two fngers wide already someone not the little virgin he claims to be."
"No, noI am a virgin I just been practicing. Tee Hee." Hiei says in Sohra voice.
"Tee Hee?"

*Sohra lets out a little groan going tense but a moment later his back arches and his head tips back as a startled moan escapes his lips.*

"The moans have escaped!" Kurama shouts

* Kurama chuckles and moves his hand faster. Sohra lets out another moan and twitches back against Kurama's hand his head hanging down again while his hands clutch at the bed. *

"That right baby boy hang on tight cause I plan to knock your pretty little tail in to next week." Yusukes says in the Youko's voice.
"He is only moaning?" Kurama asks.
"Yes." Kuwabara answers
"Well not to sound consedated...."
"To late for that Kurama." Hiei intrupts
"I have two words for you Hiei." He lean over and whispers, "ice cream." and smiles. "Anyways, if he claims to be a virgin, then trust me he would be doing a hell of a lot more than the ocational moans."
"Ah so the plot thicken, is little Sohra all that sweet and innocent or is he a dun dun dunnnn.." Yusuke says.
"Slut like Kurama." Kuwabara chimes
"Oro" Kurama replys.

*Kurama begins to kiss his way up Sohra's spine as he slips a third finger carefully inside Sohra*

"Then a four and a fifth and ths whs whole hand." Hiei says.
"Ooooo, you got a Sohra puppet I want one too." Yusuke whines. He hold his arm up makes an alligator mouth with his hand and says in the approrate voice. "Hi, I'm the talking Sohra doll lets play. Tee Hee."

* getting another moan in response.*

"Stupid moans, what wrong with you? Scream damnit, scream. It's the youko finger fucking ya not some two-bit demon" Kurama say irrataly
"Wow, aren't we the modest seme." Yusuke replys.
"Shut it Yusuke if I had only one finger up your ass you would be screaming my name." Kurama says in a huff.

* Kurama works his hand efficiently*

"I guess not efficently enough." Hiei say under his breath.

* as his kisses get nearer and nearer to the nape of Sohra's neck. When he reaches this destination*

"Bing bong. Good afternoon ladies and gentle men at this time we would like to ask you to please return all trays to there upright position and refasten your safty belts. Thank you." Hiei says.
"Exactly how much television do you watch?" Kurama asks
"What eles do you expect me to do while I am here in the human world? I mean I could be out fighting crime but you won't let me."
"Hiei killing every person that breaks the law isn't right"
"But it would cut back on criminal activity." Hiei says with a smirk

*he pulls his hand away, laughing softly at the soft complaint.*

"Your such a tease." Yusuke says
"Not always" Kurama answers.
"Naw, he just like to see people beg for it." Hiei adds
"Even though I shouldn't ask because I truly am afraid of the answer." Kuwabara neverously says then asks,"how do you know Hiei?"
Hiei smile, "Because he makes me beg for a proper fucking."
Kuwabara throws his hands up in the air and sighs,"I knew it I should have kept my mouth close."
"And yet you never do." Yusuke hums

*He dips his fingers into the liquid and coats himself with a hurried air.*

"But Kurama fail to relize that he infact was allergic to this plant, and when he slopped it on his dick turned seven colors and fell of and he was cursed to play the role of a seven foot uke, forever." Hiei states.
"Man Hiei thats a bit harsh." Yusuke say instinctively grabbing his own crotch.
"Not my fault karma can be a bitch." Hiei says, "it just goes to show you if you treat me like shit yout bound to lose you dick."

* He adjusts his position poised to push inside and whispers into Sohra's neck, "Last chance
little one, do you wish to mate with me?"*

All of a sudden the screen goes blank and the main light come up blinding everyone temporarily. "Very good you have just finished the frist reel.I would put in the second one but," he pauses for a mome "So "Someone misplaced it."
Everyone had a look of total shock on their face.
"You mean to tell me there is another whole reel left." Yusuke says
"I more suprised at the fact you haven't gone digital." Kuwabara says
"We are talking about, Koemna" Yusuke says.
"Ah point taking."
Every one slowly gets up strecthing their stiff muscle and rubbing their sore backside.
"I'm beat all this reading has made me honry....I mean hunry I think I going to go get a little somethin' somethin' over at Kieko's" Yusuke says as he jogs out of the building.
"I too am ig fog for a bite." Hiei say with a smile dragging Kurama with him.
"Hey wait up I...." Kuwabara starts then he remembered what happenast ast time Hiei dragged Kurama off to places unknown. "On second thought, I think I will just go home and pray for a deamon to wander into the human world." He shoves his hands into his pockets and says under his breath, "this is going to be a very very long week."

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