Abroad

Chapter 4

A/N: Thanks for the reviews you guys! You make me so happy! I wanted to do the birthday party perfect, so that’s why this update took so long. Now, to address my reviews!

Leiko Urameshi – I wanted to have a contest between Kurama and Hiei over Artemis. At first I was going to make Hiei act sweeter, gentler to him, but then I decided that is was no fun at all like that ^^) so I decided that Hiei wanted to make his life hell…by trying to have sex with him! He can’t kill him, or torture him, so I figured this would be the next best line of reasoning. Also, you are going to love the series! I can’t wait to get the seventh one. My fiancé is buying it for me for my birthday. XD

Tesgura – Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’m going to clear things about the demons (because of the lost colony) so I didn’t think I was doing it perfect, but thank you! It means so much to me. And Artemis does get lucky…in a way. ^^)

Side note…I intend to have Artemis get more familiar with the demon world. It’s going to be fun. Also, this a photo gallery of the hotel they are staying in http://www.fivestaralliance.com/luxury-hotels/tokyo/the-peninsula-tokyo/gallery/1188_8_pen-tokyo

One last note, Duck is a drink a few friends of mine make while camping

Disclaimer: I do not own the Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Artemis Fowl fandoms, nor do I make any money from this.

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Artemis didn’t know how he got into this compromising position between two of the strongest demons in the world. He tried to remember, but the alcohol in his veins was making him dizzy; he couldn’t focus on anything except the mouth around his member and the lips nipping at the back of his neck.

It was his birthday that did it to him, he remembered hazily. Both demons had ignored him for the rest of the school week and his was glad he could concentrate on his work. Still, it unsettled him not knowing what the two were up too. He could feel the tense air whenever he was around them, but they seemed to ignore it easily, acting as if nothing happened when he couldn’t stop blushing like some school girl.

“Did ya get the hotel room, Artemis?” Yusuke asked, seemingly not noticing the tension either.

The boy felt like an idiot. He had completely forgotten because of his two demon suitors. “No, I was planning on doing it today.”

“We should all go then. To see if we like the rooms,” Kurama suggested, smiling at the Irish boy.

Artemis nodded his head mutely and the group of five – Artemis, Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara – set off towards the business district in hopes of finding a decent hotel room to rent for the night. After stopping at several and asking to see the rooms, Artemis became aware of the fire apparition walking closer to him each minute that passed.

After a few more minutes of talking and walking, he noticed a hand lightly brushing over his ass. He stumbled in his walk and turned wide eyes to Hiei, but the demon had his head turned the other way, a bored look on his face. Artemis had thought that maybe he had imagined the touch when, suddenly, it happened again; this time the demon squeezed one of his cheeks.

He jumped and squeaked at the touch, making the other boys turn to stare at him. He blushed bright red, “Bug.” Was all he said as he downcast his eyes.

“You do not look well, Fowl.”

Artemis glared at Hiei as he heard the smugness in his voice. “I am fine, Hiei-san.” He grumbled. “Let’s try this one.”

The five men stared up at the impressive hotel. “I don’t know, it looks expensive,” Yusuke spoke, eyeing the building nervously.

“Money is no object. Let’s see the rooms.”

After booking two conjoined rooms – Artemis had to use his name to influence the hotel owner, who thought they were just teenagers playing a prank – and arriving back home, Artemis went straight to his room and locked his door. He was tired of letting the demons do whatever they wanted to him; it was time to devise a plan and take control of the situation. It was about playing the game better than they were; to throw them off guard. He needed to show them that he wasn’t vulnerable. He didn’t know at the time that this was exactly what Foaly had warned him against.

The way Artemis figured it, he knew everything about almost every subject known to man; not only did he know the material, he also understood it. He finally decided that now was the time to expand his knowledge in different areas; forbidden areas. He sifted through the internet manually – too afraid that Kurama would hear him – and searched on everything sexual he could find. He didn’t want to be submissive to the two demons anymore; he wanted to let them know he wasn’t just some kid who they could do whatever they wanted to without remand. After he was satisfied that he knew more then what was necessary, he started searching his own data base for information on demons; now that he knew that Kurama was a fox demon, he could search for information on the breed; it wouldn’t hurt to look for information on ‘forbidden’ demons either.

‘I need to hack into Koenma’s files.’ He thought, though he didn’t know how it would be possible. He needed to figure out a way to cross hack into different realms. Yusuke had said the grim reaper had been calling Kurama. If he could get whatever device Kurama used to talk with her, then he could piggy back on the software into Koenma’s mainframe; at least, he hoped he could. For now, his own database would have to suffice, however.

After he was satisfied, he shut down his computer and leaned back in his chair, a smirk spreading across his face. He knew he had them in the palm of his hands. However, the one thing he didn’t count on or research was going to be his downfall, though he didn’t know it yet. He hadn’t taken into account how alcohol would affect his judgment; the only taste he of it he had was when he laced his own glass of champagne with sleeping pills when he was twelve. He didn’t know it yet, but his birthday would not being going as planned. He went to bed early, hoping to rest would ease his mind about what was to come.

In the morning, he made sure to be awake enough to know if someone was occupying the shower – to his delight, no one was. After a wonderfully warm shower the boy descended the stairs for breakfast, clad in only a pair of black slacks tailored to fit him. Once down the stairs, he regretted his decision, feeling utterly naked in front of Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara. “Good morning, gentlemen.” He was determined now; he believed himself to have the upper hand. Scheming plots was what he did best after all. Now he was playing a new game; a game he was resolute to win.

“Good morning, Artemis. I trust you slept well?” Kurama was the first to speak, his eyes quickly scanning over the exposed flesh of the foreigner, not that he hadn’t already seen it before. Artemis didn’t have a muscular build, it was more lanky – but beautiful nonetheless.

“Very,” He smiled with a nod of his head, sashaying over to the counter. He leaned against it, placing his palms against the smooth surface and jutting his hips out in an enticing manner. It was true that he didn’t have any practice in the art of seduction, but from what he read, he knew he was doing well. Especially from the looks his two suitors were giving him. “And yourself?”

Kurama merely hummed in approval from his spot across the kitchen. He could tell something was different about Artemis this morning, something sinister almost. Before, he was blushing like a school girl but now, now he seemed confident in his movements around the fox. Aware of the demons gaze, but uncaring. It was a new development, certainly. But it didn’t change matters. He would still have his way with the boy.

“So,” Yusuke broke after a silence. He was seated at the table next to Kuwabara. “My mom caught me trying to sneak some alcohol. We gotta find another way to get some.”

Artemis nodded. “Not a problem. I will send Butler out immediately to obtain some. Any requests?”

At this, it was Hiei who spoke. “I will make a list.” He said with a smirk; very uncharacteristic. “I know a few things about mixing drinks.”

“Yeah right!” Kuwabara barked out in laughter, earning a glare from the apparition, who was standing very close to Artemis. “I bet you can’t even hold your liquor!”

At this, the small demon scoffed. Demons could hold more liquor then twenty humans combined. “We will see.” With that, he left the room, intent on getting the ingredients for a few strong drinks.

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“First, cherry bomb shots. These are very strong.” Hiei warned from his spot next to the table in the hotel room. “I suggest the light weights only have one.” Everyone stood around the demon – everyone being Artemis’ followers from school (about 15 all together), Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara – and watched as he took the cherry vodka and twirled it in his hands before pouring it into about 20 shot glasses. Next, the red bull, and last the Grenadine Syrup. “Birthday boy first.” He then said, casting his eyes towards Artemis.

Nodding, he tried to look confident as he stepped forward. He took a shot glass and sipped it first, carefully tasting the substance. “Very good.” He commented before he threw back his head and downed it. Everyone grabbed a glass – Artemis retrieving another for himself.

Soon, someone turned the music on high – it wouldn’t matter considering Artemis had rented the floor using a chunk of the ransom he had ‘earned’ – and the teenagers were drinking and dancing. Soon, Kurama and Yusuke moved the furniture around to make room for the teens.

“Alright, everyone.” Kuwabara spoke up above the music. “Hiei’s gotta mix us some more. Go on, pint.”

Casting a glare at the human, he scoffed and reached for the strawberry schnapps. “Sex on the beach,” He said with a smirked aimed at Artemis. He was surprised when the newly 18 year old sent him one of his own. He mixed the drinks and passed them out before already starting on a new concoction. After mixing an array of many different juices and alcohols, he threw a look at everyone. “Be careful with this one.” He said as he finished dumping all the ingredients into a large mixing bowl.

Artemis was the first to it. The Cherry Bombs had his head dizzy after his first three but he couldn’t get enough. The drinks Hiei was mixing were amazing and they tasted so good, he couldn’t help but lick his lips at the prospect of this newest one. After guzzling down two of the mixture that Hiei was calling ‘Duck’, the boy prodigy had completely forgotten his plan. He was too engrossed in dancing with the bodies in the middle of the room. His whole body felt so hot and he threw his head back, letting out a sigh of rapture. He felt a body behind him and turned lazy mismatched eyes to see a smirking Kurama. “Well,” Artemis slurred, turning in the other makes embrace. “If it isn’t my fa-vo-rite fox.” He realized he had done something wrong, but he didn’t know what. Something about what he said…but the alcohol, it was clouding his mind.

The boy cleared his throat. “Artemis, you’ve had too much to drink.” Kurama’s own voice was slurred, too. Despite the fact that he was a demon, his body was still mostly human. “You should lie down.”

The boy pouted – actually pouted – and shook his head. “No, I want to dance with you. And Hiei.” He then gazed around the room, his chest still plastered against Kurama’s own, whose hands were on the ebony haired boys hips. “Hiei! Come here and dance with Kurama and I.”

Hiei smirked. He slowly walked over to the two men and nodded. “Agreeable.” He murmured, grabbing the Irish boy by the hips. He settled for his groin being planted firmly between two ass cheeks. The three grinded together, becoming an entangled mess of lust and limbs. Hiei’s teeth scrapped against the left side of Artemis’s neck when the boy threw his head back, and Kurama took the opportunity to attack the right side.

The prodigy’s mind was a mess. He couldn’t think of anything to do to get out of the situation. Pleasure and alcohol clouded his mind and he groaned loudly as a hardened shaft bushed against his own growing member. He then realized that another impressive bulge was in between his cheeks, grinding onto him.

He didn’t know who had suggested that the threesome moved to a private room, but he found that he rather liked the idea; it was a great idea, in fact. That was how Artemis Fowl, criminal mastermind extraordinaire found himself with the ruby eyed forbidden child with his lips deliciously wrapped around his hard as a rock member, and the red headed fox with his teeth at the back of his neck with his fingers slowly rubbing circles around his entrance. “Oh, god!” The Irish cried. This was also how he found himself stunned when suddenly the hotel windows blasted out and a group of fairy warriors stormed in pointing Neutrino 3000’s in his face.

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A/N: Sorry for the rather…abrupt ending. This is the part of the story where the plot emerges. Yes, there was a plot to this story all along, hiding in the depths while I distracted you with sexual situations. Lmao. Alright, that’s all for now! Bye!

New A/N: i just figured out what is taking the movie so long. A flaw in the book. I bet Eoin Colfer is trying to re-write a vital scene. Just thought i'd say this. If you can guess what scene, I'll write one pairing of your choice from any nonmisc Anime of your choice. XD