The Vacation (yeah right)

HI, Chapter 4... (I would say enjoy, but I have some other news first!) Okay, as of June 13 Im going to Texas for a month. And I wont have acess to a computer then, so, I wont upate during that time period, not to worry, Ill update as soon as I get back though. And one last piece of news... I have a fan!!!!! (sort of) my first review from someone saying they liked my story!! Yay! Oh and for everyone else, post, Im open to new ideas.
On to the story.... enjoy!

The next couple days pass very uneventfully. Both parties (Hiei on one, everyone else on the other) stay on their respective side of the line. Kuwabara annoys everyone, including the driver, which resulted in the bus almost hitting a tree. And Yusuke avoided talking to Hiei, even though Kuwabara still teased him about "Having a Crush". Yusuke would just mutter under his breath saying how he didnt have one and that he was goin' out with Kaiko, for Christ's sake.
................................................DAY 5.......................................................
"Kuwabara," Yusuke said, starting up a nonstop argument from the past few days, "For the last time, I do not like Hiei."
"RIght, sure," Kuwabara replied, smiling. "Here's what you and Hiei look like... 'oh, Hiei, I love you make out with me' and he of course would reply 'Oh Yusuke, i dont want to make out with you I want to screw you until the rooster crows.' And try as hard as I might, I wouldnt be able to seperate you two." Kuwabara finishes with a laugh.

Kurama sighs, "Kuwabara, give it a rest. Im getting sick of you two arguing over the same thing every day. Really. Why dont you play with Eikichi? I think she is feeling neglected."

Kuwabara sees Eikichi and talks to it in that sweet voice you only use on babies and cute little animals. "Oh, Eikichi, baby, Has daddy been ignoring you?" Eikichi mews and Kuwabara picks her up. "Oh, whos so cute and wittle? You are, yes, you." He says nuzzling the cat.

"Sick," Hiei says from his couch. "Humans and their affection."

Kurama just shakes his head and sets his book aside.
"Sick of reading, Kurama?" Yusuke asks, having nothing better to do, except homework, but Kaiko can yell at him about that later.
"No, I finished the book actually."
"Oh, so, what are you gonna do now?" Yusuke asks, pretending to be interested.
"I suppose Ill just look out my window. After five days of driving, the scenery is hardly the same, and we're almost there now."
"Yeah, I guess we are." Yusuke glances at Hiei, whose looking out the window, not oblivious to whats going on around him, just not caring. (He does that a lot, Yusuke notes. I wonder if he... oh, it's stupid.)

Not more than an hour later, the bus came to a halt and the bus driver came to the back and gleefully annouced that they were out of gas.
"Guess we're walking the rest of the way, huh?" Yusuke remarked to no one in particular.
Hiei, using his amazing speed, was the first one off the bus and the happiest one (Of course Hiei didn't show his happiness) to be back outside in the fresh air again.
Yusuke and the others followed, none too quiet.
"Oh, man, I dont wanna walk... How many miles is left?" He whispered the last part to the driver.
"Two miles," the driver whispered back, smiling and happy.
"two whole miles!!" Kuwabara finished, taking care to exclaim the 'whole' part.
The others get that sweatdrop. "Kuwabara, two miles isn't that much," Yusuke says to him. "I can run that in ten minutes in gym, but of course thats last years time, because I havent bothered to attend at all this year."
Hiei rolls him eyes.

While they're walking Kurama walks down the middle, drawing closer to Yusuke every few steps, which in turn forces Yusuke to walk closer to Hiei, since the thought of walking close to Kurama brings images of kissing to ones mind, and the thought of kissing Kurama didn't exactly make Yusuke jump for joy. Kurama was a great friend, and handsome too, but not boyfriend material. Well, maybe to a girl, or some other guy, but Yusuke just didnt find him attractive, plain and almost simple.

Now, Kurama was doing this, not because he liked Yusuke, but because he didn't like to see Yusuke and Hiei avoiding one another when they were so obviosly yearning for each other. He took a few more steps toward Yusuke, forcing Yusuke over even more. This time though Yusuke looked at the fox quizzically. "What the hell, Kurama?"
"I dont know what you're talking about." Kurama smiled to himself.
"The hell you dont. Why do you keep coming so close to me?"
"Because," Kurama says seductivly, forcing a giggle back down his throat. "I love you Yusuke, I want to hold you, and kiss you and screw you. I want you to beat me like an animal. I want to suck on you. I must have you."
"WHAT THE FUCK, KURAMA???!!?!?!?!?!?! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!" And Yusuke screams this at the top of his lungs and runs for the high hills.
Hiei glares at Kurama, and seeing the playful smile on his lips, gives him a questioning look.

Well, what do you think? Review!!! Please, Im begging you! (Not really, but it would be nice, and I know you are a nice person)