Another fanfic?

DISCLAIMERS- YYH is not mine at this time, however when Bruno comes back with those papers.....If you seen it on TV or heard it on the radio or saw it in some wacky ad it is most likely also not mine. The thing that I claim are a very dirty mind and the ability to make others think like me. Enjoy. And of course 'Cards and Kisses' belongs to the great an ubberly shimmy MD. This is chapter 7 of her little fic fic.

RATING- R mind you it was going to be a highter rating because of the whole sex thing, BUT (notice the big but) I never got to the whole sex scene. Gomen, but it is still a very strong R simply because I enjoy using the word fuck.

TITLE- "Ooo, a lemon." Part I

Yusuke is holding a famliaur stack of papers hap hazardily in his fist.
"God that toddler just pisses me off sometimes." Yusuke say stomping over to the snack bar sitting area. Everyone has already tooken their seats. Yusuke tosses the story on to the table spins his chair around and staddles it .
They all sit in silence until Hiei says, "So are we going to do this are not?"
"Well, you know I have no problems with it." Kurama smoothly replies. "What about you two boys?" He asks turning his attention to Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"Fuck it I'm game." Yusuke shugs not wanting to be the last one to agree.
"Sure I mean it's not like it is or or anything right. Right?" Kuwabara asks starting to regret his decision.
Kurama just smiles, "So it's all agreed we are going to read a lemon."
They all nod and verbally voice their approval then they all push back from the table and walkback into the sceening room. Hiei and Yusuke take a slight detour to the concession stand gathering up some refreshments and goodies. Everyone sits in their respective seats.
"Roll em." Yusuke shouts before stuffing his mouth with a over sized handful of popcorn and proping his feet up on the back of the chair in front of him.


*Disclaimer: I own not Yu Yu Hakusho*

"Ah yes the Disclaimer, once that little line is written the author then has that right to play with us any way they see fit" Kurama explains.
"So we are pretty much screwed?" Yusuke asks.
"Like the new girl in a brothel." Kurama says without pause.

*Disclaimer: I own not Yu Yu Hakusho. Is that such a
surprise? I do own my original characters, my poetry and the voices in my head.*

"Um, did we just establish the fact YYH was not owned by her." Yusuke says.
"Wait a minute I know those voices." Kuwabara exclaims, "Isn't that the dragon lady?"
"I think you are right." Kurama says,"It is MD."
"Kurama you said this is going to be a lemon, the last time we were forced to read this woman work I was prosimed some YAOI and all I got was a over zelos hicky." Hiei huffs crossiis ais arms over his chest. "This better not be a fade to black, or even a lime."
"Well, Koemna says he got it off of AFF.net." Kurama replys with a small smile.
"Aye, matey then thar will be some ass plundering." Yusuke say in his pirate captain's voice.

*Warnings-yaoi, PWP(not really anymore but hey. . .), Yusuke/Kuwabara
pairing, Kurama/Sohra(oc) pairing,*

"Who?"
"See the (oc) attached to the name, that mean it is a character belonging to the author, in other words...."
"Your getting freaky with a stranger." Kuwabara cuts in.
"What's the big deal it isn't like Kurama going to bring them home." Hiei says then looks at Kurama, "Right."

*swearing,*

"I hope it not the same six common swear words. I really want some new word to use on the idiot." Hiei says
"Hey, shut up shrimp." Kuwabara yells.
"Interesting I didn't even have to say his name and he knew exactly whom I was talking about." Hiei remarks with a flat smirk.

* sex,*

"Male." Kuwabara states.
"Yes." Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke shout.
Hiei and Kurama lean foward and look at Yusuke. "What?"

* oocness(probably. I don't believe I have seen/read enough to portray the characters totally accurately.),*

"If I am crying in this ficcy, I swear I am kicking someones ass." Kurama spits bluntly.
"But wouldn't having sex with a stranger be ooc?" Kuwabara questions
Hiei and Kurama bust out laughing.
"Come on guys." Yusuke say through neverending chuckles. "Be nice to the naive little virgin." He continues while patting Kuwabara on the shoulder.

*innuendos*

"Say Officer that is a mighty big stick you have there." Kurama says
"Will I have to use it on you or will you come on your own." Yusuke replys

*. . . and I think that that's it. . . This chapter contains persecution of homosexuals. . . I'm sorry if it offends anyone.*

"Are you alright with that Kurama." Yusuke says. Kurama flicks him off. "Want to make better use of that finger." Yusuke says with a smile.
"Asshole." Kurama says trying to maintain a straight face.
"Exactly." Yusuke says with a wink.
"Warning no homosexuals were hurt in the writting of this fiction."
"In fact when the scences were acted out most of them enjoyed themselves." Yusukes chimes. "Retakes were the best."

*MD-"Now that we've had some lemons i tim time. . . more
lemons!"*

"More, more, more." They all shout.

*Sohra-"That wasn't so bad. . . I don't mind lemons at
all. I shall handle the reviews this time*.

"Hey Kurama isn't that the person you are paired up with?" Kuwabara asks Kurama nods.
"Ok, everybody were going to jump over this fence." Yusuke says. "Hmm, you might want to lift Hiei up Kurama."
"Kiss my petite little ass human."
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*AFF.net*

"Home of the hardcore lemon." Hiei says.

*TO StaplersBreak- Thanks for the review. Hehehe I can just
see Kuwabara's sister saying a line like that! And here is some tissue for your
nosebleed. What's with the nosebleed thing? I never quite got that. . . "Ah "Ah, ha ha ha ha. I get it nose bleed. No wait, I don't get it." Kuwabara says.

*TO Becky- Thanks for the review. And yes the condom will come
into play eventually. . . They probably won't be using it though. . . Yusuke
doesn't like coconut. . .*

They all look at Yusuke. "Man, I seriously need to read chapter 6." Yusuke says shaking his head. "And stop looking at me like that." He shouts.

*TO I.C. Moon-Thanks
for the review. Here's more!*

"And as soon as we get through responing to all these fu...."
"Hiei, be nice." Kurama says clamping his hand over the fire demons mouth.

*TO gasps-Thanks for the review. So glad you liked Yusuke's
mother*

"Look Yusuke your mother made a friend, and a bottle of saki was not involved." Hiei says some what amazed.

* . . I worked hard on her part. . .*

"And a wonderful job you did."
"Kurama?"
"Yes Hiei."
"Did you even read the part with Yuskes mother in it."
"Not a single line but figure a little uncensored ass kissing never hurted anyone." Kurama whispers to Hiei.

*And never fear Kurama and little Sohra will get out of trouble somehow. . .*

"Yes we will." Kurama states.

*TO Anya- Thanks for the review. So glad you liked the lemons. Manga. . . Gravitation!! *drool* But they stopped the yummy making out scenes far too soon!!. . . oh well, it's life. . . Hhehe Kurama has gotten himself into trouble again hasn't he? Don't worry the clever fox will think of something. . . English is your third language? Wow! However did you learn it?
English is an evil language! It is so hard to learn and that's coming from a
native English speaker. . . Japanese is so much better! It actually makes
sense, unlike English. . . I can't wait until I'm fluent in Japanese. . . It'll open up a whole new world of fun!!*

"That is wonderful I speak five Ningenaki languages and ten dilects of Makia." Kurama replies proudly.
"Being able to say, 'Hello my name is KuramWoulWould yoke mke me give y nig night of unimaginable pleasure.' doesn't count." Hiei says.
"I never said I was fluent."

*TO Jane Silver-Thanks for the review. Glad you like the pairing
and my pitiful lemons. Here's more!!*

"Any minute now."


*FF.net*

"The place where you ask your self the same question. 'Did they just have sex?'" Yusuke says.
"Home of the fao blo black." Kuwabara says
"Fade to black, my ass more like sexual black out." Hiei retorts.

*TO shinomorikrazd- Thanks for the reviews. Glad you love the
fic.*

"To who?" Hiei asks

*TO I.C. Moon-Thanks for reviewing on FF.net too!! Liked the
song-poem thing, it was kawaii!! Here be more!*

"Just like Hiei." Kurama say tweeking the fire demon nose.
"Don't make me have to hurt you, kit."

*TO hina mistress of the jagon-Thanks for the review. Ummmm.
. .? Your review left me a tad confused but anyway. . . here's more!*

"Interesting, when did Hiei demonic eye get a mistress?" Kuwbara asks.

*TO Bara-aoi-Thanks for the review. and sorry the link didn't
work for last chap. I tried to send it to you through email but the email
address on your profile didn't work. . . I have put the link to the story on
AFF.net in my profile on FF.net. . . Perhaps that will work?*

"Yeh, yeh we all feel for you." Hiei says rolling his eyes.

*TO Manda-Thanks for the review. Sorry that you couldn't find the lemons
either. As I said before I will try to put a link to the story on my profile,
perhaps that will work.*

"Are you telling me that she went to FF.net and didn't find a lemon?" Kurama asks with a shock expression painted on his face.
"Ha, the only lemons you will find there is if someone wrote a story about the produce section of a local market." Kuwabara chuckles.
Yusuke and Hiei turn to each other then slowly face the tall redhead who was of course still laughing, and shake their heads.
"If I kill him I would be doing the world a favor, so it shouldn't be against my terms of parole right?" Hiei asks Yusuke.

*TO Kazima Kuwabara-Thanks for the review!! So glad you like
this! And to meet someone else who writes Yusuke/Kuwabara! Don't worry about
not reading the lemons. . . I didn't read lemons either at first. . . There is
some more lemon in this chapter though that I might not be able to edit out due
to important bits. . . so be warned. .*

"But not anymore infact now I find a twisted pleasure in putting two friends in overly friendly postions." Yusuke say in Sohra voice.
"Hey it's the fence again."
"Weeeeeee."
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Saishou-"Now on to the fic! Right?"

"About fucking time." Hiei says flopping back in his chair.
"Hiei do you always have to swear so much.?" Kuwabara asks.
"Hell no asshole, I don't have to I just like to."

*MD-"Right!
You two are so helpful! Off we go!"*Rubs back of head sheepishly* "Gomen.
. . I couldn't help it. The title of this chapter happens to be some of the
lyrics to my new favorite song, "Shining Collection." And no, I don't own it.
Wish I did but I don't. Oh and be forewarned that there is some stuff about
Youko in here that I completely made up.*

"As long as it is good I won't mind." Kurama say politely.

* Some is the fruit of research but most
is not. . . Let's just chalk it up to an overactive imagination shall we? Ok
now of we go!!!!"*

All start clapping.
"Umm, I ran out of popcorn I will be right back." Kuwabara says as he shuffles across the floor.
"I need more candy, candy, candy." Hiei say bouncing in his chair.
"Oh no you don't." Kurama say shaking his head.

*Cards and Kisses*

Yusuke and Kurama lean in and kiss Hiei on the cheek.

Chapter 7!

*Kiss Shining*

Kurama and Yusuke turn to Hiei. "Don't even think about it." Hiei says though gritted teeth.

*~last time~*

"On all my demonic children." Yusuke says in well know daytime drama voice.

*The sound of a crash moments later causes him to turn to stare dumbly at his mother, a
cup of water lying spilled at her feet as she stands in the open doorway,
"Shuichi?" Her voice carries hurt and pain, "How could
you?!"*

"Oh dear, I 'm staring dumbly I must have turned into Kuwabara." Kurama says. "The horror, Oh, the horror."

*Kurama winces crystaline tears forming in his eyes, "Okaasan. . .Okaasan, please.
. . let me explain. . ."*

"Kurama your about to cry." Hiei says with a smirk. "How sad."
"Cry me a river." Kuwbara start.
"Cry me, cry me." Yusuke sings.
Everyone looks at Yusuke. "How did he get his voice so high?" Hiei leans over to ask Kurama.
"I have no idea." Kurama answers.

*Her eyes harden,*

"Oh, that does sound painful." Kuwabars says
"I wonder which Visine would you use for that." Yusuke ponders.

* "In the morning Sohra will be leaving. I can't believe my own son
would do such a thing!"*

"And now, boys we see why Hiei taps that the then leaves." Yusuke say.

*She walks away slowly, a small tremor visible in
her body.*

"Curse the day I used two GIJoe action figures to aid me in my birds and bees talk. I knew the wig and Barbie dress wasn't enough." Yusuke say angerly in Kurama's mother's voice.

~this time. A little past 2 in the morning~

"Two in mornin' Fed at my door...." Hiei starts to rap.
"Whoa, Hiei I didn't like Tha Dogg Pound." Yusuke says reaching over Kurama to give Hiei some much deserved dap.
"Fo' shizzle, my nizzle."

*Sohra's eyes flutter open for the barest moment before sliding languidly shut again
still mostly entrapped within the misty confines of sleep.*

"Who's the cute little uke, aaah who's Kurama cute little uke?" Yusuke coos in baby's voice
"Aww, isn't that sweet." Kurama says "I knocked his ass the hell out."
"But, Kurama that was a guy." Kuwabara says dumbfoundedly.
"Yes. Hence that wonderful thing we call Yaoi." Kurama says with his eyebrow cocked.
"But.." Kuwabara studders.
"Exactly." Kurama say teasingly.
"..the whole.." Kuwabara says attempting speech once again.
"Tight and well prepared." Kurama say with a smirk know his red haired comrade is about two shades little then his hair.
"Forget it." Kuwabara says sheepishly

*With a sleep filled murmur Sohra snuggles backwards and into the gentle embrace of a sleeping Kurama.*

"Lucky you Kurama. Morning wood and a ass willing to help you out." Yusuke says smugily.
"Yes just like you and Kuwabara, Sohra is a true friend." Kurama retorts.

* Less than a second later his eyes snap open*

"Snap, crackle, pop my eyeballs." Everyone sings.

*with shock and fright*

"And their little sister named Terror." Kuwabara adds.

* to stare into a pair of blood red eyes staring accusingly down at him. The rest of
the intruder's form is merely a silhouette oued bed by moonlight as the
intruder crouches in the open window.*

"Hmm, blood shot eyes dressed in all black. Eek it's Batman and he's drunk atwindwindow." Kurama squeals.
"And ready to explore your bat cave." Hiei adds.
"Robin, is the lube still on this utility belt." Yusuke asks in Batman's voice.

*A cutting yet quiet voice breaks the stillness, "Who the hell are you worthless ningen?"*

"And what the hell are you doing in my spot. Kurama is my boyfriend." Yusuke says in a modifed Hiei voice..
*The intruder pauses leaning forward and allowing the moonlight to spill over
his small form,*

"What dose she mean by intruder?" Hiei asks.
"Hiei, you are an ivited guess in to my house and it is always a pleasure to have you." Kurama says with a smile.
"Thank you, I think."
"No problem."

*"And why does your scent and ki reek of the fox?"*

"Oh that that just the funk of..." Yusuke begins
"Fornacation." They all pipe merrily.

* There is a slight, almost reluctantly curious tilt of the head and sanguine eyes slit with
suspicion.*

"Not just eyes but sanguine eyes."i sai say proudly

*Sohra lets out a little eep*

"Poor thing Kurama forgot the lube again." Hiei says shaking his head.
"What do mean forgot again, you act like I always forget it." Kurama say starting to raise his voice.
"Hn"
"I forgot the stuff one time one time and you act like I always forget to bring it I mean it is my ass I am saving how in the world can I forget about the lube..." Kurama rants on.
"Your just angry because I ate your Godiva choclate bar." Hiei replys.
"How could you?" Kurama says eye big and anime like crying.
"Kurama what happens when you eat to much chocolate?"
"Mmmm." Kuama smiles.
"Ah yeah, that little conversation has made it on to the TMI (aka too much informatiom) top ten list." Yusuke says.

* and throws his hands up in a protective gesture,*

"A bit late for that eh, Sohra-kun." Hiei says rolling his eyes.
" you you hand boy so I can get a better angle on that ass." Yusuke say in a very hentai Kurama's voice.

*of silver forming at his crossed wrists. The spark quickly blossoms into a
translucent bubble enclosing protectively around both Kurama and Sohra.*

"What the hell?" Yusuke say completly confused.
"I seem to have 'Bubble Power'." Kurama says in super hero type like voice.
"Oooo, fear the power of soap." Hiei says with mocking fright.
"Hey it worked for Salior Mercury." Kuwabara points out.
"No it didn't." Yusuke says quickly. "Not a single foe went down because of the all powerful bubble blast. No matter how intimadating it might have been." He continues raising his hand and shaking them in terror.

*The bubble is a delicate multihued silver but woven into it are a few tiny strands
of a green-gold fluttering and dancing enticingly.*

"It is truly amazing even your bubbles are enticing." Kuwabara say.

*Kurama comes awake*

"Sensai, Grammar Sensai." Yusuke calls. "Me thinks there be problem."
"Yes padawon you are learning." Kurama says.
"Yea and when did you fall back asleep?" Hiei asks.

* instantly arms clasping Sohra protectively against him as a low
growl rumbles in his throat. *

"My uke." Hiei says in Kurama 's voice.

*In a split second his protective growl becomes a gasp of surprise, "Hiei! What. . . why?" Kurama blinks and holds Sohra close with a renewed awareness of the shaking boy in his arms*
"Poor little thing he's shaking like a scared little puppy." Kurama says

* "How could you?! You terrified Sohra-chan! Hiei! You should know better than that!"*

"Damnit, now he's pissing all over the bed." Yusuke says,"Bad doggy, bad bad doggy."

*His attention quickly turns to Sohra, soft whispers and coos falling from his lips. *

"It's alright that mean little man will be gone soon, there there don't worry." Yusuke says in Kurama's voice.
"Then, once he leave I plan to fuck your pretty little ass until the mere thought of sitting will send shivers up your spine." Hiei add in the Youko deep and always lustful voice.

*After a few words S cal calms and the bubble pops out of existence as Sohra relaxes.*

"Opps our mistake you don't have bubble power your...."
"Dick warmer." Hiei says sniddly
"Friend," Yusuke quickly recovers, "is the one who has the ability make bubble shields."

*Hiei growls,*

"Damnit the Hiei gone rabid again."
"Paw is we gonna hafta shoot em?" Yususke drawls.
"I raiden so, plus I sho do have a hankering for some Hiei."Kurama says in his best backwater country voice.
"Hmm, Hiei the other white meat." Yusuke says in commerical anounncer voice.
"Hiei, he what's for dinner." Kurama adds
"Hello, I'm right here don't refer to me as a food."

* "What are you doing with this. . . ningen. . . fox?*

"Hmm, let us think.....He is lying on the bed naked with another guy. Hell, I't k't know Hiei what are they doing?" Yusuke asks
"Maybe they are just cuddling." Kuwabara says with the confidence of a baby sea turtle in the middle of a shark feeding frenzy.
"BAaahhhhaaaahhaaaa" Yusuke immediatly answers.
"Why does he even bother to talk? Everything that comes out that idiot mouth is never filtered at least once by his brain." Hiei say wa loa look of amazment and disguest on his little face.

* Why have you marked him?" a sneer colors his voice though his face is in shadow, eyes seemingly aglow.*

"Yeah, I get to be all sinister and stuff, goody." Hiei smiles bouncing in his chair.
"Oh, yea Hiei you are the picture of evil reborn." Kurama says as he hands him another box of candy.
"Raisinettes" Hiei whines "I don't like chocolate coved raisins." "Hey what are you eating?" Hiei asks once he spot a blue and white box Kurama was clutching on to. "You have Goobers!!"
Hiei almost shouts, "Kurama you don't even like nuts."
"Boy then those rumors were way off." Yusuke say keeping his eyes focused on the screen infront him trying his darnest not to smirk.
"Your right Hiei I don't like nuts but it is a lot easier to suck to the chocolate off of these then it is to off the raisins." Kurama says then he lean over to Yusuke and rests his chin on the spirit detective leader's shoulder and whispers in his ear,"As far as those types of rumors and those nuts would you like to test that." He moves in closer for the prevebal kill. " Mmmm."
Kurama purrs then licks Yusuke ear making him jump.
"Ack, Kurama stop that." Yusuke squeals two octive higher then his normal voice.
"Humfh, your no fun." Kurama says sitting back.

*glares darkly at Hiei, *

"Who's glaring at me, who damnit who?" Hiei says
"Aaahhh, the power of pronouns." Kurama sings."But I will take a wild guess and say I was glaring at you."
"Or it could be bubble boy." Yusuke muses.
"POP" all guesture by putting his finger into his mouuickuickly pulling it out

*"Every Youko will mark someone they wish to protect,
Hiei, you know that." Kurama continues a faint growl in his words,*

"Oh great, just great now am rabid and growling." Kurama says throwing his hands up in the air.
"See, I knew we should of quarintined Hiei, now he's gone and bit Kurama." Kuwabara say
"Bite me." Hiei say flicking the taller red head off.

*"I am acting*

"Like an insane lunitic?"
"Like a horny bastard?"
"Like a rabid animal?"
"No." Kurama says firmly.

*the part of the Youko, one would think you would be pleased. You have said time
and again that humans are weak and stupid."*

"Yes. Yes they are." Hiei states
"Excuse me weak, I remember kicking your ass." Yusuke says looking over at Hiei.hat hat was luck and you know it."
"Luck smuck you went down fire boy."

*Hiei snorts,*

"Fuck, now I am a pig."

* "No Youko would mark someone like that unless. . ." he stops eyes wide, "You can't seriously be considering!. . . A ningen?! What kind of weak fool are you fox?!!"*

"I'm just a fool in love. Crazy in love."
"Uh oh, uh oh oh, no no."
"I swear Yusuke if you start doing the booty bouncing thing I am seriously going to have to reconsider the way I think about you." Kurama say with a smile.
"How much cholate did you have kit?" Hiei asks looking down on the ground seeing a cup of disguarded peanuts and empty five boxes of Goobers. "Shit. I'm surprised you haven't sprouted ears yet."
"What ever do you mean Hiei?" Kurama questions licking his lip and flashing a bit of fang.

*Kurama glares icily at Hiei and then affectionately nuzzles Sohra making a point to
brush his neck and chin over Sohra's throat,*

"Man Kurama you sure are being mean to Hiei, What's upwith that?"
"Do the letters F-I-C-T-I-O-N mean anything to you, not to mention the occ warning in the begining." Kurama replys.

* "What if I am?" Sohra blinks*

"Aw, he shakes, he shivers, and he blinks. Goodness Kurama he is just like a real boy." Yusuke says smiling bright and idioticly. "I want one, too."

*wordlessly eyes darting between the two confusion written on his face.*

"Stop with the eye ball thing." Kuwabara says, "It is quite distrubing."

*Hiei looks down at Sohra dismissively, "You, stooping to a weak pathetic ningen that can't
even protect himself. Humanity is making you just as pathetic as that ningen in
your arms."*

"Well at least Hiei is being like his normal evil and spiteful self." Kuwabara says
"No, I think even Hiei is a bit too rough." Yusuke sits back and crosses his arms then codes,des, " Must be the lack of sexual contact."
"Aahhh, the power of fucking.": Kurama sings.

*Kurama sits up with a snarl*

"Grrrrr, roar, growl" then Kurama sinks his teeth into Hiei forearm. "I'm el Chupacabra.".
"Get off of me you demented half fox, half human freak. I am not a goat..

* reluctantly removing his arms from around Sohra, "Hiei! Knock.
It. Off."*

Hiei sits back in her chair and crosses his arms arcoss his chest. And starts to pout.
"It's just a fic I would never act like that."
"It's bad enough your fucking him but your being mean to me dosen't MD know I already have enough angst in my life I don't need any more. And if the whole 'feel sorry for Hiei ' doesn't work, then perhaps she would like to get intamate with my katana."
"Hiei, Oday otnay geranay hetay thorauay." Yusuke warns

*He settles a hand gently in the barely there depression of Sohra's
waist, "And I think he justjust shown that he can protect himself admirably
when the occasion arises."*

"Fear me and my might powers over soap and water." Hiei say proudly in asumed Sohra's voice.

*Hiei snorts*

"Here piggy, piggy, piggy." They all call out.

*dissmisively, "Protect maybe, but not defend!"*

"Bubble Ready Armor engage." Yusuke say in Nigel's voice

*Sohra sits up abrubtly*

"Aee" ee" Yusuke squeal like a rabid fan girl. "Oh my god,oh my god, oh my god." He chants. "The amazing 'Fuck me Sohra doll' can also sit. I gotta have one of those. Can I play with it after you? Please." He pleas

* "Shut up! Stop talking about me like I'm not here!" He waves his hand in an angry motion and the spark of silver flashes outward briefly, expanding in an instant before disappearing.*

"I do believe little Sohra need a bit more fiber in his diet." Yusuke say in his old lady voice. "He seem a bit irrated, constipaton can do that to you."

*Hiei dpearpears from the window,*

"You still have me sitting in the window." Hiei says looking at Kurama. "What have I done to you to make you treat me like a enemy."
"It's just a fiction shrimp, get over it."
Hiei jumps up and places his sword across Kuwabara neck. The stunned teenager gasps. " It's just a knife baka, get over it."
"Play nice." Yusuke says

*tumbling back with a startled sound in his throat*

"Great I'm moody and clusmy it's worse than I thought, not only has Kurama shunned me but, I have turned in to Kuwabara." Hiei turns to Kurama. Kurama places his hand on Hiei shoulder.
"It's alright, even the best of us have to suffer." His hand sliff Hff Hiei shoulder and on to his knee.
"Enough with the comforting Youko" Hiei quickly says as he grabs the hand inching upward on his thigh.

*but reappears in the tree outside in a flash, anger warring with surprise on
his features,*

"Grrrr. Ooooo. Grrrrrr. Oooooo"
"What in the world are you going?" Yusuke asks.
"My anger and surprise are having a small battle." Hiei answers.
"Too much sugar, way to much suger." Yusuke says shaking his head.

* "I'll get you for that little ningen!"*

"And your little kitsune too." Hiei says. Then laughs wicked witch style.

*With a flash he disappears into the night.*

"To the bat cave Robin." Kuwabara shouts

*Kurama lets out a hissing snarl, eyes glittering gold, "Do anything to him Hiei a'll 'll
rip your throat out, friend or not!"*

"Ooo, Kurama why you got to be soo sensitive. I was just going to play with the boy." Hiei say in his best men on flim voice.
"Hated it." They all chime.

*Sohra sits in shock for a moment*

"What exactly does shock feel like when you sit in it?" Kurama asks
"I assume it kind of gooey." Yusuke adds.
"Well that does explain the weird expression one gets when they sit in it."
"It feels like Plamolive and he soakin in it." Hiei says.
"You are suppose to soak your hand in it not your ass. What will Marge say?" Yusuke asks.

*then turns to Kurama, "Gomen? He was a friend?"*

"Yes even Hiei, twin brother of Quazi Moto, nephew of Igor and frist cousin of the elephant man, can have friends. But how you might ask."

"By threating them with the longest damn steak knife every so often?" Kuwabara says rubbing his throat.
"With that evil mind control feature possess by the Jagan?" Yusuke say
"By always having your back in a fight?" Kurama says sucking the last bit of chocolate off his fingers which have sharp claws growing out of them at this time.
"By have the having the tightest little ass in all three worlds?" A deep voice purrs.

*Kurama chuckles nuzzling Sohra again, "Nothing to be sorry for, Hiei needed a good
surprise like that. I'm sorry he was rude to you though. He hasn't much experience with humans that he can respect." *

"Hey Shorty, who the guy with the deep voice? And where is Kurama." Kuwabara yells over Yusuke and the silver haired stranger.
"Ah, yes and you would be the reason why I rarely mate with humans." Said stranger comments with ears turned back.
"This is Kurama, you walking shit for brains. He is just has taking his demon form." Hiei says swatting Kurama hand away.
"How?" Yusuke asks with his eyebrow raised.
"Three words. Cho Co Late." Hiei squims and quickly refastens his frist two belts that Kurama had skillfully undid with one hand while he was talking.
"Damn, I always knew you shouldn't feed chocolate to dogs, but reincarnated fox demons I had no idea.

*Sohra nods,*

"That right little human nod and smile, nod and s." ." Hiei says still wrestleing with the Youko

*"It's alright. I'm used to being called useless."*

"Correction no one is useless." Kuwabara states proudly, "Everyone is helful in some way or another.
"Yes even the baka here is useful, I keep his face in mind whilst I slay our enemy my ablity to kill have increased ten fold." Hiei leans forward and smiles. "Thank you."

*He pauses for a moment, "But what were you talking about?"*

"Nothing important talk is cheap." Hiei remakes
"So are dirty deeds." Yusuke adds
"True but aleast dirty deeds are a lot more fun then talking." Youko Kurama mused.
"Why are we here in the frist place?" Kurama finally asks after looking around for a moment since he has finally stop trying to strip Hiei.
"Short, diapered and bossy decide vaction tiouldould make us too happy so he forced us to read these wonderful little things..."
"*cough, hack* bullshit *cough*" Kuwabara mummbles into his hand.
"Called fan fiction." Yusuke smiles at Kuwabaras feebly covered remark. Then continues "This particular story is a yaoi."
"Oh goody which one of you two do I get to fuck. No offense human but even my imagnation isn't that good to invision our bodies intertwined in a passionate heap of flesh and silken fur." Kurama says looking over at Kuwabara. "However." He adds "If we keep the lights turned out I proably could manage to enjoy myself. You do posess a rather nice body." He hold up his hand to cover Kuwabara face. "There much better."
"Hey, I the great...." Kuwabara trys to continue.
"And you would have to most definatly have to keep your mouth shut."

*Kurama sighs, "Youko mark things they consider theirs, territory, objects, people.
Territory with scent, objects with ki, or youki rather and people with both."

"I am not a dog, I don't mark my stuff in that manner." Kurama huff as the two humans tried to stiffly there laughter.
"Kurama, why are you sniffing my foot? And why is your leg cocked? Oh my God why are you pissing on my leg?" Yusuke says in assumed Sohra voice.

*He chuckles nuzzling Sohra again and letting his neck brush Sohra's,*

"Awwww." They all say but one.
"Hn."

* "You can't smell it, your nose isn't strong enough*

"Is your nose not strong enough?" Yusuke says
"Can you not tell if during the night you have been marked by a horny youkia?" Kuwabara then adds seriously
"Then here is what you should do. Go to the phone and order my complete program, 'Am I a Youko's bitch?'. For the low price of 49.99 'Am I a Youko's bitch?' can be shipped to you rushed deliver available. Today only for a limited time, 'Am I a Youko's bitch?' will be offer to at no costyou you for 10 days if you wish to keep it we will bill you once your 10 days have passed." Yusuke continues talking in his best infomerical voice. "Now dial 1-900-463-8253, that's 1-900-IM-FUCKD"

*but my scent, as the Youko and as this form is on you very strongly. And my ki is woven, for lack of a better word, into yours. Only one familiar with Youko marking could tell the difference
though between this sort of casual marking and this sort of more. . . intimate
marking." *

"If you wake up and there is a dick in your ass and that dick belongs to a fella sporting fuzzy ears and a tail, Chances are you are a Youko's bitch." Yusuke says
"If you wake up in the morning and have fur on your tongue and don't own a pet. Chances are you are a Youko's bitch." Kuwabara says
"If you wake up and your ass is sore and you have claw marks lining you hips. Chances are you are a Youko's bitch." Hiei says
"If you wake up and are wet sticky and completely satisfied. Chances are you are my bitch." Youko Kurama says.

* Sohra merely looks up, cutely confused.*

"Get the program!" They all shout.

* Kurama sighs, "A Youko can mark a person several ways, depending on
how close the Youko is to the person and their intent. A person the Youko is
just protecting for a short while for example is marked differently than say,
an adopted kit. With a temporary ward the scent and ki is laid over the
person's. With a close friend the Youko feels the need to protect a small
amount of ki is woven in and the scents mingle a little. It is the same with an
adopted kit except that it is to a greater extent and a lover. . . well. . . it
is the int intimate marking. . ." Kurama shrugs blushing ever so slightly.*

"Oh dear, I am talking about being intimate with some one. I am so embarassed." Youko says hiding his face. "This story is making me sad." He continues with his lip poked out in a pout.
"Aww, what would make you happy." Yusuke asks with concern.
"You don't want to know." Hiei says coldly
"Hiei, Kurama is a friend no matter what form he takes. Kurama now tell me what can I do to make you happy." Yusuke asks taking ahold of his friends hand.
Kurama leans foward and smiles a very hentia filled smile. He places a hand on Yusuke thigh and say, "Well."
Yusuke pales and gulps loudly.
"Shall I call that one nine hundred number for you now?" Hiei asks with cool demenure.

*Sohra blinks,*

"He is so action packed." Yusuke says
"He sits and blinks." Kuwabara says
"He shakes and shivers when scared" Hiei adds
"He has power of soap and water." Yusuke continues

* "So. . . ummm. . . how did you mark me?"*

"Don't even say it." Youko Kurama hisses.

*"Well. . .
you could've passed for an adopted kit but. . . there is the scent of sex in
the air and no Youko would do that to a kit of theirs, adopted or not.*

"Hmm so that wasn't waterdown hand lotion covering my chest and stomach" Yusuke says in a niave Sohra voice.
"Speewwww." They all remark.

* So Hiei assumed. . . "*

"I never assumed, I called the number and got the book."

* Kurama looks away running a hand through his hair.*

"I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful damnit." Youko sings

*Sohra tilts
his head looking slightly disturbed,*

"As he should, I mean he just found out he is covered in the sent of sex and doesn't remember even having sex. I too would be distrubed." Kuwabara say.
"No need to worry about that happening Kuwabara." Hiei say with his eyebrow cocked

* "So. . . I'm a lover? Is. . . is it true
that Youko have many lovers and will drop them without warning?" He looks up at
Kurama a slight pleading in his eyes.*

"Yes" Everyone shouts.

*Kurama
shakes his head slightly, "Yes and no. To a Youko sex isn't. . . well. . .
Youko are very tactile, they love contact with others. To an unmated Youko there is no such thing as a platonic
relationship as you define it. Sex is just another form of contact. When two
unmated Youko meet and they are not enemies they will often kiss and fondle and
sometimes more. *

"Oh, I am good I will be tapping that sweet ass in no time flat." Y. Kurama say with a smile.

* And with friends. . . well. . . let's just say that if it
wasn't for my humanity Yusuke probably
wouldn't be a vir . . . . assuming he even is one right now. . ."*

They all look over at Yusuke. "It wasn't my humanity that stop me from getting with Yusuke in a more personal manner it was Kieko and her power slaps." Y.Kurama says with a shudder

*Sohra looks up wide eyed and stammers ever so slightly.*

"I am not going to make a comment" Hiei says crossing his arms .

* Kurama sighs, "But it is different
with mates. Youko mate for life, infidelity is considered a. . . capitol crime.
When it occurs the unfaithful partner is often killed either by their own hand
or their mate's. When a Youko marks someone well, like you were marked. . .
that person is. . . an intended mate. After such a marking the Youko almost
always begins courting the person in earnest."*

"Excuse me Captain?" Y.Kurama questions
"Oooo, a Youko with ningen ethics what will she think of next." Hiei states

*Sohra
gasps, "A mate?! You. . . want me? But I'm not. . . I'm human and weak. . ."*

"But your cute and so willing to please the rest of the stuff is not important. Plus you are already in my bed why waste the moment." Y.KUrama reasons with a smile.
" Let us make make beautiful music together." Yusukes remark in Kurama voice and sounding a lot like Pepe le' Puu.

*Kurama
shushes Sohra with a kiss, "Hush. . . you are not weak. . . You're healing
powers alone make you a very valuable person and just now you have demonstrated
that you can protect and defend yourself if need be. . . You are intelligent,
kind, loving, loyal, brave. . ."*

Everyone look over at sr har hair Kurama. "You sure know how to lay it on thick, Kitsune." Hiei finally says.
"Many years of practice plow eow else would've I gotten a certain fire demon in a more plesurable position."

*Sohra
blinks, "But how do you know? We've only known each other for a few hours. . ."*

"Damn, your fast." Yusuke say in awe.
"Well, you know I gots mad skills. If you smell something, it me 'cause I am the shit." Y.Kurama boast proudly.

*Kurama
chuckles, "You can tell a lot from a person's ki . . ." He winces slightly,*

Hm, maybe I you have gas." Kuwabara says

*"Damn. . . the Youko is restless. . ."*

"Let's form a congo line...I'm gonna get some ass, HEY. I'm gonna get some ass, HEY. I'm gonna get some ass, HEY." Y.Kurama sings while dancing in his seat.

*Sohra
blushes and lets out a concerned sound*

"Yusuke, aw man that was rank." Kurabara shouts waving his hand arcoss his face.
"Juettietting out a concerned sound." Yusuke say unfazed.

* "Are you all right? . . . Umm, Kurama
is it you that wants me or the Youko?"*

"Umm, Youko." Yussayssays
"Definatly the Youko. Kurama is too sweet for such things." Kuwabara says
"Baka, you don't know your friend very well." Hiei mummbles to himself

*Kurama
smiles, "I won't deny that I find you very attractive. . . and that I can see
you as my future mate. . . the Youko seems to want to claim you quickly. . ."
Kurama winces again, "Damn Youko. . ."*

"Damn human."

*Sohra
blushes, "You. . . thank you. . .Why is the Youko so restless?"*

"Why you asks so many questions?" Y.Kurama ponders aloud
"Will it hurt?" Yusuke asks in Sohra's voice.
"How big is it?wabawabara asks in Sohra's voice.
"Will it all fit in me?" Hiei asks in amentioned voice.
"To answer your questions, a little bit, very, and lets go find out." Y.Kurama fires than grabs Hiei by the wrist and pulls him towards the stairs leading upto the balcony.
"Umm, we'll be review from up there." Hiei nervously shouts back.
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Yeah I'm going to stop for a moment here this is getting very long and I am only half way done. I figure the whole bump and grind. Lick and tickle session can be put in the next chapter. I hope you did enjoy this one though even with out the sex. I want to thank MD once again for letting me have such a fun time with her fic. Oh do not worry I am far from being done.