Bishies: Heaven or Hell?

Jasmine: *dark voice* So you've chosen the dark side...*laughs* Kidding...Not really but anyways. ^^ Hello everyone! I'm the other half of SmutQueens...also known as Hieisprettylady1. When I heard this plot line, I couldn't pass it up. It called my name. =P And I was honored that I'd be writing with Ali. ^__^ She's so talented!! (Modest. But she knows the truth!) Either way. As you read in the first chapter, this story will be filled to the brim with lemons and smut and hotness. ^.~ I'm sure no one can ignore that. *lol*

^.^ You also know that I'm the hell half of the story. I hope you enjoy teh (yes, teh) story. ^-^ Read my little key, even though it's not hard to understand.

|Key|
"WORDS" - Talking
'WORDS' - Thinking
(WORDS) - Insert thing mentioned
*~*WORDS*~* - Change in time, place or POV
{WORDS} - Authoress' Notes.

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*~*Queen of the Damned*~*

"There's no way in hell I'm sharing my title with that bitch! Why should I?" Anna protested. Her ice blue eyes narrowed at the devil's little messenger. Ok, so he wasn't little. He stood at 6'3 compared to her smaller, 5'6 frame and was very muscular. His eyes were hazel colored and his tanned skin glowed in the dim candlelight of the room. His golden-colored hair that was worn in an unkempt style, also picked up the lighting.

"These are his orders, Anna. If you do not wish to share, compete for it." His deep voice echoed in the room and Anna scowled.

"Well I want to talk to him. Right this instant, Akabane." {A/N: I love that name. ^^}

"Must I remind you of the rules everytime you complain? No one is allowed to see him. Ever." He said, turning his back to her. "I advise you go and meet her now."

He walked away and she turned heel, walking the oppostie way. The thought of sharing the title of the Goddess of Hell, boiled her blood to dangerous temperatures. She couldn't see the two of you with the same title, so she decided to knock you out of the rank by changing your mind. The first thing she'd have to do was get on your good side. A smirk curved the corner of her full, pouty lips and she let out a dark chuckle as she headed to the room you were to stay in.

*~*Your Room*~*

"I've yet to meet anyone and I've been here for more than a few hours." You murmured as you unpacked everything. Your choice to be the Goddess of Hell was a wise one in your opinion. At least it felt like it was at the time. The constant taunt of Anna wanting to steal the title from you seemed to irk your nerves just a bit more than usual.

There would definitely be tense situations between the two of you. As of now, the two of you held the same title, and as much as you didn't mind in the first place...You definitely minded now. You were new to the game. Anna had been itching to take the title for a while, but you were given first dibs.

It angered Anna to no end that after all she had done, she was SECOND in line to choose. Of course she wouldn't go down without a fight. She complained for all of 3 days before she was given under-study. Though it was better than nothing, you could tell that she would do anything in her power to bring you down...

Which is why you weren't going to let it happen. You'd stand your ground and she'd just have to step down as second.

You placed your last piece of clothing inside of the drawer before looking around the room. Mostly black and (2 your favorite colors) {A/N: Let's try and stick with the dark theme people...*LOL*} with pieces of furniture and other things of that sort, you found it to suit your taste. (fave color) and black drapes were tied to the poles of your canopy bed on either side on both ends. A knock on your door took away from your observations.

"Come in." You said. The door opened and Anna walked in, her jet black, scaly wings slightly outstretched. Her black hair was pulled back into a bun, but her bangs still framed her extremely thin face. "May I help you?"

"I just came to tell you that you'll be meeting your subjects soon. Main hall. Dress appropriately."

"So I suppose I should dress like you?" You asked with a smirk. Her dress wear wasn't exactly appropriate for any gathering...Unless you were going to a strip club. A tight, black leather mid-driff shirt with a large opening above her breasts and random rips going along her torso was her choice of top. Her damn near crotch-lengthed skirt didn't leave anything for the imagination. It was also leather with slits on the sides, fitting tightly around her slim hips. Her knee-high stiletto boots had at least a 5-inch heel on them.

"Don't worry about how I dress. Just get ready. You have less than 10 minutes." She said, turning and slamming the door as she left.

"Well, here we go." You murmured, heading to your closet. "Let's hope it's nothing big. I hate huge ceremonies."

You fingered through the dresses you had hanging in your closet. You didn't want to be over or under dressed. After finding something you absolutely fell in love with, you headed to the bathroom connected to your room to shower before you dressed.

*~*20 Minutes Later*~*

You stepped into your room and picked up the dress you picked out. You slipped it on after putting on a pair of underwear and walked over to the mirror beind held up from the ceiling by a black rope. The dress was mainly (color) with the cups over your breasts being (color). Most of your back was out. The dress scooped at the small of your back. There were silver straps centered with a butterfly and other silver straps connecting the dress to it in an interesting pattern. Down the center of the scoop, (color same as cups) went straight down to the bottom. You smirked and picked out a pair of (color) shoes. After slipping them on you began brushing out your long (color) hair, leaving it falling past your shoulders.

You checked yourself over a few more times before a knock at your door sounded.

"Come in."

The door opened and Akabane stepped in, his eyes immediately taking in your form. The dress hugged your body and showed off your well-placed curves. You watched as he bit his bottom lip and his eyes became half-caste before he held out his hand to you, beginning to speak.

"I've come to bring you to your subjects now."

"All right." You said, placing your hand in his. He grasped your hand and led you out of your room and down the hall to the steps to bring you to the humans and demons you ruled over.

*~*Main Hall*~*

Anna stalked back and forth, looking at the men lined up on either side of her near the throne in the room. She was more livid than she was before, simply because she saw the men she COULD have ruled over. They were all equally sexy in their own way and she almost growled at the thought. One of the men looked at her, watching her talk to herself not so quietly.

"Something wrong?" He asked.

"What's it to you human?"

"I just thought I'd ask." He murmured, rolling his eyes.

"Well don't. It's NONE of your concern." Anna responded.

"When will she arrive?"

"Who gives a flying-" She stopped mid-sentence as the doors opening, revealing Akabane first. Anna stopped mid-step to look at the door and forced herself not to growl. She watched as your subjects bowed and looked to see you step into the room. Your eyes caught hers and you smirked as you made your way to the throne. Anna stepped aside and stood amongst the men, scowling as usual.

You glanced at the men who were looking up at you from their place on the carpeted ground and gave them a wink. Their eyes were roaming your form, undressing you with them as you passed them by. You sat on the throne and glanced idly at Anna before beginning to speak.

"I believe introductions are in order." You said. Your sultry voice caused their heads to pick up and you pointed to Anna. "Starting with her."

"They met me already." Anna spat out, glaring at you.

"No we didn't." One of the humans spoke up and she glared at him.

"You are to speak-"

"Anna. You do NOT rule over them. I do. Now introduce yourself." You intervened and Anna sucked her teeth before speaking.

"I am Anna. Under-study to Lady (Y/N)." She said, giving a half-ass bow.

"Ah, so that's why you have such a bad attitude. You're upset because you're not on top, right?"

"Watch it half-breed. I have no patience for insubordination."

"What DO you have patience for?" He asked, smirking. You looked between Anna and the "half-breed", as Anna put it. His red eyes had a mischeivous gleam to them and you smiled, waiting for Anna's retort. Anna's nostrils flared slightly as she began walking towards him, ready to kill him if she needed to.

"Anna. Stay in your place. Your presence is no longer needed. Leave." You said. Anna turned towards you and hissed before stalking past the men and out the doors, making sure to slam them behind her. You looked to your left and smiled at the first human. His inky black hair was short and his bangs fell in front of his blue eyes, making you want to push them back. "You first."

"My name is Shinomouri Aoshi." He spoke clearly, his voice hard, as if he was holding something heavy on his heart.

"Nice to meet you Aoshi." You said before looking next to him. Another human. Short black hair with bangs that didn't fall into his eyes, but stopped just above his eyebrows, giving you room to stare into his grey-blue eyes.

"Seta Soujiro." Soujiro held a smile on his face that you didn't feel was genuine. You'd ask him about it later.

"It's a pleasure." You said. The next person was the last human in the bunch and you rose an eyebrow at him. Why was HE of all people here in Hell? A monk with short black hair, pulled into a small ponytail and purple eyes looked at you with hungry eyes. You nodded at him to let him know he could start.

"My name is Miroku."

"Nice to meet you Miroku." You said, a small smirk on your lips. The next one was a demon you couldn't take your eyes off of. His long silver hair reached well past his rear-end. {A/n: Sorry. Can't say butt. I hate that word.} His piercing golden eyes seemed to look right through you. There was a blue crescent moon on his forehead and twin purple stripes on either side of his cheeks. You smiled at him, but got no reaction.

"My name is Sesshoumaru. Lord of the Western Lands."

"You mean USED to be." The one with the half-breed corrected. Sesshoumaru glared in his direction and bared his fangs in the his direction. You fought back a laugh at the half-breed's quick mouth and nodded in Sesshoumaru's direction.

"Welcome to the dark side, Sesshoumaru." You said. The red-eyed one spoke up, not waiting for you to acknowledge him.

"My name is Naraku." He said with confidence. His long black hair was pulled back away from his face. Your eyes traced his long, strong looking jaw and you smiled.

"Pleasure to meet you Naraku." You said. You looked at the next person, taking in his appearance. Long inky black hair and violet eyes bore into yours.

"My name is Karasu." You nearly shivered at the sound of his voice. Yes, he was hot. Sexy even. But his voice gave you a chill you weren't used to. You heard a growl and looked next to him at the last two males. They both seemed a bit angered, but Karasu only smirked.

"I see you two aren't particularly fond of him." You said, watching as they turned their attention to you. The next one had black hair that defied all laws of gravity with a white starburst in the form of bangs in front of his forehead. 'He must use a lot of gel...or something...' you thought to yourself. His crimson eyes were captivating you and seemed to draw you to his mysterious presence. A bandana was wrapped around his forehead and you found yourself a tad interested to find out what was under it.

"My name is Jaganshi, Hiei."

~Stop worrying about my hair onna...~

"Ah, a telepath...How nice. Pleasure to meet you..."

The last male had silver hair also with a set of pointy, soft looking ears on top of his head. His eyes were golden and he had a cocky smirk on his face. The two of you stared at each other for a moment, taking each other in before he began to speak.

"My name is Youko Kurama." He said, keeping eye contact with you. You smirked and spoke up, deciding to demean his cocky stature a bit. Just to see his reaction.

"A reason you sound so confident? Is it because you feel you're the best? I advise you bring that down a notch. You will soon realize that you're not as important here as you were when you were alive."

His gaze faltered and his eyes narrowed. You smirked at his slight anger and stood from your throne, motioning towards Akabane, who stood at the door.

"Akabane will show you to your rooms. Except for you. You will follow me...Come." You said pointing to...

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Jasmine: The end of the chapter! Damn you're good!! ^.~ Good job! Hope you like the introduction chapter. Yes, this one was boring as fuck, but it will get better. Promise!! Review please. I ask that when you review, say what chapter you did. As there are 2 of us writing and 2 different realms.

Akabane (my muse): Jazzy come on. Let's go already! They know what to do.

Jasmine: I have to assure myself. Just chill. ^^

Akabane: Bai everyone! See you next chap.