Loony Part 2
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Yuyu Hakusho › Crossovers
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
714
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0
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I own nothing but me, the anvils, the chestnut tree, and the Wheel of Torment. Jason owns him self and every one else is owned by their true creators. So don't sue
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Loony 2: Chapter 3
Cindy: Well welcome back to another heart pounding chapter of Loony. And with us again is Jason. So Jason what did you do with your E-bay money in the last few months?
Jason: Well I had a meeting with Seto Kaiba just after I left.
Cindy: And what happened?
Jason: I bought half of his company.
Joey: You did WHAT??????
Jason: (He turns towards Joey) Just ask my partner...Hehf.
Seto Kaiba: Well hello Joey, so how's my favorite mutt doing today?
Joey: Aieeee! (We see Joey jump into Inuyasha's arms.)
Koga: (Walking over to Seto till he was nose to nose with him) Hay pal no one and I mean no one calls anybody mutt but me got is asswipe!?!
Jason: (He pulls out his mystic wackem stick and hits Koga on the head with it.) Bad Dog! See Kaiba there are benefits for having me as a partner.
Seto: I can see that.
Koga: Hay! I'm a wolf NOT a dog!
Jason: Well wolves are in the dog family. So shut up you mutt.
Cindy: Ether way they both have fleas.
Inuyasha: Hay! (He drops Joey with a hard thud.) I resent that remark!
Joey: Me to. That remark tends to hurt peoples backs. Ouchy!
A Crazy Guy With a Half of a Cantaloupe On His Head Walking Pass Everybody: I'm a hamster. I'm a hamster. I'm a hamster.
Kurama: Um... What the fuck was that?
Seto: All I can say is that I don't want to know.
Jason: Oh don't worry about it. It was my cousin. I slipped him a vile of LSD and a bottle of orange juice and told him he was a hamster.
Everyone Else: Ooohhhkkaaayyy!!!!!
Jason: Don't mess with me or you might end up like that guy and you will think you are a glass of orange juice.
Seto: And that's another reason way I couldn't say no to Jason for being my business partner.
Joey: (Getting up and then whispering to Inuyasha) To bad, to have Seto Kaiba think he's a glass of orange juice would be a super vast improvement to his personality according to me anyway.
Kurama: Well to other things. What happened to you during Christmas Cindy?
Cindy: Well...it was so-so, but I got a new computer out of it. So it wasn't all bad. Speaking of people getting things, give me that purple spiral notebook back now Mister Joseph Wheeler! And I mean right NOW!!!!!
Joey: (Starts to run away with Cindy's purple spiral notebook) Ooooo! Is some one angry? Well you’re not getting it back until you say what's in here.
Cindy: Fine! That notebook has all my fan fiction story ideas in it.
Joey: (Walking up to Cindy) You want it back?
Cindy: Yes.
Joey: Well... Sorry hun, I'm not giving it back! (Then we see Joey running away with Cindy's notebook)
Cindy: JOEY YOU FUCKING JACKASS!!! If any one gets that notebook back for me I will have sex with them!
(After Cindy says that, Naraku wakes up and slips from the rope and starts chasing after Joey. Sesshomaru also wakes up and starts chasing after Joey along with Seto, Kurama, Inuyasha and Koga.)
Cindy: (Walking up to Jason and doing her best Marlin Brandow impression) I'd made them an offer that they couldn't refuse.
Jason: POWER WORD FREEZE!!!!!
(Then all of the guys, but Seto Kaiba, freeze in place)
Jason: Good, now dance like chickens!
(We then see the other guys, but Seto Kaiba, start dancing like chickens.)
Jason: (Turning to Kaiba) I told them not to fuck with me, because I'm the magic schizophrenic.
Seto: (Walking up to chicken dancing Joey Wheeler, grabs Cindy's purple spiral notebook and then walking back to Cindy and Jason and handing Cindy her notebook back) A deal is a deal right?
Cindy: Yes. You get to fuck me tonight Seto Kaiba.
Seto: YES! It does pay off to have Jason as a business partner. Thanks man. (Thanking Jason.)
Jason: (Looking at Kaiba, with a shit eating grin on his face, he snap his fingers and Dawn and Lady Death appear on ether side of him.) Look at what I'm going to bed with tonight.
Cindy: Well it is an end to another chapter of Loony. So when you're going down the highway in a rowboat and your wings fall off. The chicken will bark. Throw a clown at the president. I am a doctor.
Everybody who are dancing like chickens: Bark, bark...bark, bark...bark!!!!
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Questions to ponder till next chapter.
Will the other guys ever stop acting like dancing chickens?
Will Naraku realize that he's in an ugly dress?
Will the other guys realize that Seto Kaiba scored with Cindy? And what will their reaction be?
And how will Jason's and Seto's night of wild sex with these women end up?
All these questions and more will be answered in the next chapter of Loony Part 2 Chapter 4
Cindy: Well welcome back to another heart pounding chapter of Loony. And with us again is Jason. So Jason what did you do with your E-bay money in the last few months?
Jason: Well I had a meeting with Seto Kaiba just after I left.
Cindy: And what happened?
Jason: I bought half of his company.
Joey: You did WHAT??????
Jason: (He turns towards Joey) Just ask my partner...Hehf.
Seto Kaiba: Well hello Joey, so how's my favorite mutt doing today?
Joey: Aieeee! (We see Joey jump into Inuyasha's arms.)
Koga: (Walking over to Seto till he was nose to nose with him) Hay pal no one and I mean no one calls anybody mutt but me got is asswipe!?!
Jason: (He pulls out his mystic wackem stick and hits Koga on the head with it.) Bad Dog! See Kaiba there are benefits for having me as a partner.
Seto: I can see that.
Koga: Hay! I'm a wolf NOT a dog!
Jason: Well wolves are in the dog family. So shut up you mutt.
Cindy: Ether way they both have fleas.
Inuyasha: Hay! (He drops Joey with a hard thud.) I resent that remark!
Joey: Me to. That remark tends to hurt peoples backs. Ouchy!
A Crazy Guy With a Half of a Cantaloupe On His Head Walking Pass Everybody: I'm a hamster. I'm a hamster. I'm a hamster.
Kurama: Um... What the fuck was that?
Seto: All I can say is that I don't want to know.
Jason: Oh don't worry about it. It was my cousin. I slipped him a vile of LSD and a bottle of orange juice and told him he was a hamster.
Everyone Else: Ooohhhkkaaayyy!!!!!
Jason: Don't mess with me or you might end up like that guy and you will think you are a glass of orange juice.
Seto: And that's another reason way I couldn't say no to Jason for being my business partner.
Joey: (Getting up and then whispering to Inuyasha) To bad, to have Seto Kaiba think he's a glass of orange juice would be a super vast improvement to his personality according to me anyway.
Kurama: Well to other things. What happened to you during Christmas Cindy?
Cindy: Well...it was so-so, but I got a new computer out of it. So it wasn't all bad. Speaking of people getting things, give me that purple spiral notebook back now Mister Joseph Wheeler! And I mean right NOW!!!!!
Joey: (Starts to run away with Cindy's purple spiral notebook) Ooooo! Is some one angry? Well you’re not getting it back until you say what's in here.
Cindy: Fine! That notebook has all my fan fiction story ideas in it.
Joey: (Walking up to Cindy) You want it back?
Cindy: Yes.
Joey: Well... Sorry hun, I'm not giving it back! (Then we see Joey running away with Cindy's notebook)
Cindy: JOEY YOU FUCKING JACKASS!!! If any one gets that notebook back for me I will have sex with them!
(After Cindy says that, Naraku wakes up and slips from the rope and starts chasing after Joey. Sesshomaru also wakes up and starts chasing after Joey along with Seto, Kurama, Inuyasha and Koga.)
Cindy: (Walking up to Jason and doing her best Marlin Brandow impression) I'd made them an offer that they couldn't refuse.
Jason: POWER WORD FREEZE!!!!!
(Then all of the guys, but Seto Kaiba, freeze in place)
Jason: Good, now dance like chickens!
(We then see the other guys, but Seto Kaiba, start dancing like chickens.)
Jason: (Turning to Kaiba) I told them not to fuck with me, because I'm the magic schizophrenic.
Seto: (Walking up to chicken dancing Joey Wheeler, grabs Cindy's purple spiral notebook and then walking back to Cindy and Jason and handing Cindy her notebook back) A deal is a deal right?
Cindy: Yes. You get to fuck me tonight Seto Kaiba.
Seto: YES! It does pay off to have Jason as a business partner. Thanks man. (Thanking Jason.)
Jason: (Looking at Kaiba, with a shit eating grin on his face, he snap his fingers and Dawn and Lady Death appear on ether side of him.) Look at what I'm going to bed with tonight.
Cindy: Well it is an end to another chapter of Loony. So when you're going down the highway in a rowboat and your wings fall off. The chicken will bark. Throw a clown at the president. I am a doctor.
Everybody who are dancing like chickens: Bark, bark...bark, bark...bark!!!!
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Questions to ponder till next chapter.
Will the other guys ever stop acting like dancing chickens?
Will Naraku realize that he's in an ugly dress?
Will the other guys realize that Seto Kaiba scored with Cindy? And what will their reaction be?
And how will Jason's and Seto's night of wild sex with these women end up?
All these questions and more will be answered in the next chapter of Loony Part 2 Chapter 4