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Yuyu Hakusho › Crossovers
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
792
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0
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0
Currently Reading:
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I own nothing but me, the anvils, the chestnut tree, and the Wheel of Torment. Jason owns him self and every one else is owned by their true creators. So don't sue
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LOONY: CHAPTER 3
Cindy: Welcome to chapter 3. Well I wrote myself a new bra and T-shirt. Vegeta is still hanging around I see. * She pushes Vegeta and he starts to swing.* And lets see how the duel between Joey and Jason is going.
* We see the Joey and Jason dueling.*
Joey: Are you ready to loose Jason. All you have are 50 life points left. It will take a fucking miracle to beat me.
* Cindy walks up to Hiei and Kaiba.*
Cindy: Hay, fellas, what's up?
Kaiba: Jason's got 50 life points left. I'm still wondering how in the hell he can loose to Wheeler with my deck.
Hiei: A shame really.
Cindy: It's my story right?
Hiei: Ya, so.
Cindy: Just watch.
Jason: O.K. My turn. * He picks up a card.* Heh. Heh. Heh.
Joey: What's so funny?
Jason: * Holding up the card he drew.* I play the author's will!
Joey: What does that card do?
Jason: It says that the author of her own fan fiction makes any and all the final deceptions of any game in her stories.
Cindy: I, the author of this fan fiction story, here by say that Jason Beck is the winner!
* Then an anvil falls next to Joey.*
Joey: HAY! ENOUGH WITH THE ANVILS ALREADY! SHEESH!!!
Seto: Isn't that cheating?
Hiei: Nope. The author makes the rules in their own writing, so that makes them god. In other words, that's not cheating.
Seto: Oh...o.k.
* Screaming is then heard coming from the tree.*
Vegeta: WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME GET THE FUCK DOWN FORM THIS STUPID TREE RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! I, VEGETA, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS COMMAND YOU!!!
Joey: What's a Saiyan?
Seto: Beats me. * Shrugging his shoulders.*
Cindy: Hay, Jay, why don't you let Vegeta down.
*Jason walks up to Vegeta.*
Jason: So, Vegeta, what will you do if I let you down?
Vegeta: I won't blast you to the next dimension! So, get me down NOW!!!
Jason: *Whispering.* I'll let you go only if you pick on Joey.
Vegeta: *Smiling evilly.* You got a deal.
* Then Jason takes his butterfly knife and cuts Vegeta down. As Vegeta unwraps himself, Trunks, Kurama, and Bakura run past him.*
Yoko Kurama: I'll drag you to hell with me basterd!
Super Saiyan Trunks: Not if I get to him first you fox freak!
Evil Bakura: I'm sick of this. I'm taking everyone to the shadow realm.
* Then everything starts to turn dark.*
Hiei: What the!?!
Joey: Oh no! He didn't!
Seto: Bakura took us to the shadow realm.
Vegeta: THE WHERE!?!
*We see Vegeta, Jason, Yoko Kurama, Super Saiyan Trunks and Evil Bakura walk up to Cindy, Hiei, Seto, and Joey.*
Evil Bakura: Now I have trapped you all in the shadow realm. Now lets see if the spiked hair golden boy and the silver fox demon get out of this one.
Super Saiyan Trunks: Why you...... * Vegeta grabs hold of Trunks.*
*Hiei also grabs Yoko Kurama.*
Yoko Kurama: Let me go now, Hiei!
* While Kaiba and Joey get hold of Bakura.*
Cindy: Well I guess this would be a perfect time to end this chapter.
Jason: End the chapter? Why in the fuck do you want to end the chapter for? There's a big huge fucking fight that is about to start and you want to end the chapter!?! Fucking why?
Cindy: Several things. One I'm getting tired, two I need thermally accelerated caffeinated beverage....
Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, Yoko Kurama, Vegeta, Seto, Joey, and Hiei: What???
Jason: Coffee.
Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, Yoko Kurama, Vegeta, Seto, Joey, and Hiei: Oh.
Cindy: Can I continue?
Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, Yoko Kurama, Vegeta, Seto, Joey, and Hiei: Yes.
Cindy: Thank you.
Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, Yoko Kurama, Vegeta, Seto, Joey, and Hiei: You're welcome.
Cindy: And...I have writer's block.
Jason: Oh, o.k.
Cindy: Well, until next chapter, live long and prosper.
Everyone but Cindy: Live long and prosper?
Cindy: What ever, bye.
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Questions to ponder till next Chapter.
Why did Evil Bakura take everyone to the shadow realm?
Will there really be a fight between Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, and Yoko Kurama?
What will Vegeta do to Joey?
Will Cindy stop having writer's block?
And why did Cindy say "live long and prosper"?
This and many more in the next chapter.
Cindy: Welcome to chapter 3. Well I wrote myself a new bra and T-shirt. Vegeta is still hanging around I see. * She pushes Vegeta and he starts to swing.* And lets see how the duel between Joey and Jason is going.
* We see the Joey and Jason dueling.*
Joey: Are you ready to loose Jason. All you have are 50 life points left. It will take a fucking miracle to beat me.
* Cindy walks up to Hiei and Kaiba.*
Cindy: Hay, fellas, what's up?
Kaiba: Jason's got 50 life points left. I'm still wondering how in the hell he can loose to Wheeler with my deck.
Hiei: A shame really.
Cindy: It's my story right?
Hiei: Ya, so.
Cindy: Just watch.
Jason: O.K. My turn. * He picks up a card.* Heh. Heh. Heh.
Joey: What's so funny?
Jason: * Holding up the card he drew.* I play the author's will!
Joey: What does that card do?
Jason: It says that the author of her own fan fiction makes any and all the final deceptions of any game in her stories.
Cindy: I, the author of this fan fiction story, here by say that Jason Beck is the winner!
* Then an anvil falls next to Joey.*
Joey: HAY! ENOUGH WITH THE ANVILS ALREADY! SHEESH!!!
Seto: Isn't that cheating?
Hiei: Nope. The author makes the rules in their own writing, so that makes them god. In other words, that's not cheating.
Seto: Oh...o.k.
* Screaming is then heard coming from the tree.*
Vegeta: WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME GET THE FUCK DOWN FORM THIS STUPID TREE RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! I, VEGETA, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS COMMAND YOU!!!
Joey: What's a Saiyan?
Seto: Beats me. * Shrugging his shoulders.*
Cindy: Hay, Jay, why don't you let Vegeta down.
*Jason walks up to Vegeta.*
Jason: So, Vegeta, what will you do if I let you down?
Vegeta: I won't blast you to the next dimension! So, get me down NOW!!!
Jason: *Whispering.* I'll let you go only if you pick on Joey.
Vegeta: *Smiling evilly.* You got a deal.
* Then Jason takes his butterfly knife and cuts Vegeta down. As Vegeta unwraps himself, Trunks, Kurama, and Bakura run past him.*
Yoko Kurama: I'll drag you to hell with me basterd!
Super Saiyan Trunks: Not if I get to him first you fox freak!
Evil Bakura: I'm sick of this. I'm taking everyone to the shadow realm.
* Then everything starts to turn dark.*
Hiei: What the!?!
Joey: Oh no! He didn't!
Seto: Bakura took us to the shadow realm.
Vegeta: THE WHERE!?!
*We see Vegeta, Jason, Yoko Kurama, Super Saiyan Trunks and Evil Bakura walk up to Cindy, Hiei, Seto, and Joey.*
Evil Bakura: Now I have trapped you all in the shadow realm. Now lets see if the spiked hair golden boy and the silver fox demon get out of this one.
Super Saiyan Trunks: Why you...... * Vegeta grabs hold of Trunks.*
*Hiei also grabs Yoko Kurama.*
Yoko Kurama: Let me go now, Hiei!
* While Kaiba and Joey get hold of Bakura.*
Cindy: Well I guess this would be a perfect time to end this chapter.
Jason: End the chapter? Why in the fuck do you want to end the chapter for? There's a big huge fucking fight that is about to start and you want to end the chapter!?! Fucking why?
Cindy: Several things. One I'm getting tired, two I need thermally accelerated caffeinated beverage....
Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, Yoko Kurama, Vegeta, Seto, Joey, and Hiei: What???
Jason: Coffee.
Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, Yoko Kurama, Vegeta, Seto, Joey, and Hiei: Oh.
Cindy: Can I continue?
Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, Yoko Kurama, Vegeta, Seto, Joey, and Hiei: Yes.
Cindy: Thank you.
Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, Yoko Kurama, Vegeta, Seto, Joey, and Hiei: You're welcome.
Cindy: And...I have writer's block.
Jason: Oh, o.k.
Cindy: Well, until next chapter, live long and prosper.
Everyone but Cindy: Live long and prosper?
Cindy: What ever, bye.
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Questions to ponder till next Chapter.
Why did Evil Bakura take everyone to the shadow realm?
Will there really be a fight between Evil Bakura, Super Saiyan Trunks, and Yoko Kurama?
What will Vegeta do to Joey?
Will Cindy stop having writer's block?
And why did Cindy say "live long and prosper"?
This and many more in the next chapter.