Cradle Of Filth

Cradle Of Filth

Characters: Crossover
Nyssa (OC)
Nadiya(OC)
Bakura
Marik
Kurama
Yusuke
Kikyo
Hiei
Nara
Wr
Written by: Naomi : Firey Vixen

Genre: Horror, Satanism, Angst.

Warning: Yaoi, Yuri, Lemon, Rape, Abusive behaviour, Disturbing Scenes, Gore, Vulgar Language, Incest, Cannibalism.


::::: The sound of the phone begans to ring::::

Naomi:Goddamn it not again, he better not be calling.

Nadiya: I bet you it is him, Baka.

Kikyo: Ugh! He's really getting on my nerves....Don't answer the phone.

Naomi: I could but i don't think the moron will stop calling.

Nadiya: .... If you must answer it, then maybe we'll fine that Baka quicker.

Kikyo: Alright, fine then asnwer it.

:::: Naomi slowly picks up the phone and answers it:::::

Naomi: Where are you Baka.

Karasu: What! You don't know who this is.

Naomi: -_- i know it's you Karasu, stop using a voice changer!

Karasu: I don't know what your talking about...

Naomi: Yes you do, Karasu.

Karasu: (Laughs Silently) You don't know where they are.

Naomi: Damn it, Karasu tel tell me where they are or when i find your skinny ass and beat the hell out of you.

Karasu: You can't kick my ass.

Naomi: You wanna bet you lil shit.

Karasu: I like to see you try.

Naomi: Oooh when i find your skinny ass i will.

Karasu: No you wont.

Naomi: Damn it Karasu stop using the fucking voice changer.

Karasu: I'm not Karasu.

Naomi: Hai you are.

Karasu: No i'm not.

i: Ii: I saw you when i took off the mask!

Karasu: Don't pay attention to the man behind the mask.

Naomi: -_- Were not in the Wizard of Oz you jackass.

Karasu: ....... What's That?

Naomi: it's a movie.

Karasu: ............Yea.

Naomi: Tell me where the guys are, where are you hiding them.

Karasu: I'll never tell you.....Their mine... Mine i tell you!!!! ( laughs like a girl)

Naomi:They're not yours you gay son of a bitch.

Karasu: I'm not gay!

Naomi: Hai you are.

Karasu: No.

Naomi: Is that why you want Kurama so badly.

Karasu: (starts to cry like a girl) No i don't.

Naomi: OMG you are wuss.

Karasu: Shut up slut.

Naomi: At least i don't try to kidnap someone i like and deny that i'm gay.

Karasu: ( Cries harder) I'M NOT GAY......Muhahahahahahahahah their all mine.

Kurama: Dear god help us..

Karasu: Shut up i'm on the phone.

Kurama: Oww let me go... Stop touching me.

Karasu: Shut up, you know you want me.

Kurama: o.O;;;; no i don't.

Naomi: Karasu you lil bastard let him go.

Karasu: Shut up!!! Shut up!! ( Squeals like a girl) :::::Crashing sounds::::

Naomi: o.O;;; What the hell are you doing???

Nadiya: There the basement, quickly!

Kikyo: God let's hurry.


:::: They quickly open the basement door to find the guys Chained along the wall, and to find Karasu petting Bakura and Marik::::

Karasu: You got real pretty hair...

Bakura: Bloody hell stop touching me.

Marik: Damn it stop touching me. before i send you to the shadow realm.

Yusuke: Dear god thank you, you finally found us!!!

Hiei: Hn! Baka.

Nadiya: Hiei.... are you ok? What did you do to my husband Karasu!

Karasu: I did nothing to him.

Hiei: Hn! Baka ningen attacked me while i wasn't looking.

Naraku: God, finally he was about to do something to me o.O;; and Kurama..

Kurama: He was trying to get ontop of me and touch me. ::::Shivers:::: I...I don't even like him, but he protests that i do.

Naomi: Karasu you are sick, kidnapping them like this and trying to rape them!

Karasu: I wasn't trying to rape anyone.

Nadiya: Yes you were Kurama doesn't lie.

Kikyo: You are to gay.. Karasu but you say you aren't.

Karasu: I'm not gay! i didn't try to rape anyone!

Hiei: Hn! Hai you did baka.

Karasu: Shut up!! no you shut up! you don't deserve anyone you pansy ass mama's boy.
I'm not a pansy!

Inuyasha: Feh!

Hiei: Hn!

Kurama: o.O;; What is your problem...

Naraku: He's totally lost it, no wonder he can't get laid, it's a shame really, no one will touch him.

Yusuke: (Begans to laugh) Hai, it's true no one wants sleep with him.... He's to idiotic. He's like Kuwabara, ugly and dumb.

Karasu: Shut up and stop talking about me!!!

Yusuke: Make me pansy mama's boy.

Karasu: You will regret that Spirit Detective!

Yusuke: Oooh long haired pantie waist hippie is going to hurt me, I'm so scared.

Bakura: Bah! He can't get any action... not even from a dog.

Marik: He is desperate to get some from anything that moves.

Inuyasha: Feh! He probably can't even do it right.

Naraku: I bet he can't even get any from a woman or man. He's probably to small to satisfy anyone. Probably can't get it up long to anyways.

Hiei: Hn! He's to small to find even with a 100x Mircoscope.

Yusuke: That's some funny shit. ( wipes tears of laughter away) Oh god it's to funny.

Kurama: ( starts to laugh, covering his mouth) Hai even i think that's funny.

Karasu: Shut up all of you!!!! :::: runs toward Kurama, when Naraku stuck out his foot triping him causing him to fall face first into the ground:::::

Marik and Bakura: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

Hiei: Hn! Baka.

:::::: Yusuke starts laughing harder falling to his side along with Bakura and Marik::::::

Naomi: Um guys can we just get out of here then you can diss him all you want.

Nadiya: Hai i agree the psycho had you chained up.

Inuyasha: Feh Stupid girl how do you expect us to get away.

Nadiya: Damn it Inuyasha were trying!

Kikyo: Inuyasha we could leave you here alone with him, Keep him a companion.

Inuyasha: Feh! You better not.

Kikyo: If you keep that up i will.

Inuyasha: Keh!

Karasu: Stop it! it's not funny i can get anyone i want.

Yusuke: Yea right, no one will touch you.

Karasu: ::::: flies to his feet and turns toward Naomi quickly running at her, when the lights dimmed darkening the basement, and organ music began to play UnderTaker's music, when the lights came back on There stood the UnderTaker. Karasu squealed like a girl running to a corner shivering.::::::


Undertaker: ::::: Points toward Karasu::::: You..... Me... Right now.

Karasu: No Mr. UnderTaker I didn't mean to i'll let them all go, please don't hurt me.

:::: Karasu Gravels to the ground sobing and begging:::::

UnderTaker: You will learn to respect Miss Naomi and Nadiya's room and they're Husbands. You need to be taught a lesson.

Karasu: NO, NO, I beg you please....

::::: UnderTaker quickly walked over toward Karasu grabbing him by the throat::::

Naomi: CHOKE SLAM HIM!!!!!!

Nadiya: Hai DO IT!!!!!!

Kikyo: DO IT!!!!!!

The Guys: o.O;;

:::: UnderTaker lifted Karasu from the ground using only one hand choke slamming him to the cold hard cement floor::::

Naomi: YEA!!!!! kick his ass.

Nadiya: O.o;;; Thanks UnderTaker.

UnderTaker: No problem.

Kikyo: Don't you think your getting a lil to into this..

Naomi: Iie, but i know you guys are wanting to read Chapter 3 so go ahead, while we get the guys out of here.

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Chapter 3

Deputy Roberts and Suzui Stood on the front porch, They're clothes damp from the rain that was still falling. " Damn, they weren't kidding about the music, this is the third time this week we had to come out here." Deputy Roberts said pounding on the door once more. " I know those damn reckless kids always having parties around here with the music up to loud at this time of night." Suzui said as he put her hand over the butt of his gun.
" Isn't strange that no one ever comes around here, you barely even see one of them even come out only once in awhile." Deputy Roberts shook his head. " Damn how long does it take for some one to asnwer the goddamn door." " Do you think they can't hear us?" Suzui said trying to look inside to see if he could see anyone. " I don't know Suzui
go around the back see if you can see anything." Suzui nodded. " Alright." He said as he started toward the back.

Deputy Roberts started to knock again when the door opened, Bakura had changed and cleaned up before he opened the door, He wore a pair of jeans and a white buttoned up shirt. His long white hair flowed down his shoulders, His intense brown eyes locked onto
the deputy. " Can i help you Officer?" Bakura said, his facial expression showing nothing, as he put on his innocent act. Deputy Roberts nodded tipping his hat a little. " Yes Mr. Ishtar we got a few calls from you're neighbors from down the road, said they heard some disturbances." Bakura shook his head acting as if he didn't know what he was talking about. " I don't understand, i just had the music up, what do you mean disturbances?" He said tightening his grip on the door.

Deputy Roberts nodded. " I understand that Mr. Ishtar but they called about hearing someone screaming and loud music, they said it sounded like someone was being murdered
they were concerned. Do you mind if i came in and took a look around it's just a precaution." Bakura managed a smile. " Of course Officer, come in." He said and watched as the Deputy smiled and nodded. " Thank you." The deputy said. Bakura stepped back letting him inside the house, closing the door behind him.

Deputy Suzui just made it behind the house, he looked around trying to find away in, he started over toward the door when something caught his eye in the nearest window. He stopped and tried to peer in, covering his face to get a good look in. He could see three young females pulling a bloody torso into the closet, the other two were cleaning up the
bloody mess off the floor and bed sheets. Fear gripped him in the middle of his stomach as he stumbled for his gun, he quickly started toward the back door. He quickly tried the door knob to the back door, and found it to be unlocked. " Fuck, don't they even know to lock they're door." He whispered pushing the door open, aiming his gun quickly fear seizing him as his eyes darted around the room, he quickly stepped in placing his back against the wall. His breathing was heavy as he slowly moved along the wall, toward the nearest door.

Bakura slowly watched as Deputy Roberts slowly walked into the living room, his eyes searching the room, as he made his way toward the bedroom where the music was coming from. Roberts laid a hand on the butt of his gun as he started toward the door. Bakura pulled a sledge hammer from behind the curtains, and started over toward the Deputy Roberts was about to open the door when Bakura reared back swinging the sledge hammer
into his back knocking Roberts into the door, a scream of pain came from him as he went for his gun. Bakura swung the sledge hammer again catching the Deputy in the middle of his back. knocking the gun from his hands, the sound of sickening bones cracking could be heard, Bakura brought it down again, catching him in the skull, crushing his skull in blood and brains splattered across the wall.

Bakura smirked dropping the sledge hammer walking over to the Deputy's lifeless body, his intense brown eyes shined with satisfaction of killing. He knelt down, reaching out placing his hands to either side of the head of the deputy, he leaned in running his tounge over the skull of the dead deputy, over the wound that he made, the taste of blood filled his mouth as he ran his tounge into the wound, a grunt came from him as he cleaned the blood from the wound.

Nyssa finished helping her sister's haul the bloody mess into the closet, Nadiya chucked the head of her mother into the closet, Marik ripped the bloody sheets off the bed when approaching footsteps stopped them in their tracks. Kikyo peeked out the door and spun around. " Fuck we got company, looks like one of the pigs got past Bakura." Marik opened the closet door to pull out a machette, a macabre smile crossed his face. " This one is mine you had your fun with mother, i get to kill this fuck." He said as he motioned for the girls to move away from the door.

Suzui quickly moved toward the door when a voice stopped him. " Well what is the trouble Officer?" The voice was deep, causing Deputy Suzui to jump , he spun around finding two
Men standing there. One was a little short, his hair was black and puffy. He wore black jeans and muscle shirt and he was very muscular . He had Redish brown eyes , and they were no where from Sane. They other one was taller then he was, He had long raven hair that flowed down to the middle of his back, he had brown eyes and he wore no shirt, and a pair of Jeans, that were torn at the knees. Suzui quickly aimed his gun at them. " Drop to your knees and put your hands on the back of your head....Now!" He shouted. " Hn!Look Naraku he's shaking i wonder why." Said the oldest, and the Uncle his name was Hiei. Naraku smirked as he nodded in agreement. " Yes, Hiei he stinks of fear." Naraku said taking a step forward in the deputy's direction along with Hiei.

" Don't come any closer i swear to god i'll shoot, On the floor! your all under arrest for murder." Deputy Suzui said, holding the gun with both hands, his hands were trembling.
" Murder, we haven't even done nothing." Naraku said with a glare. " Hn! What are you afraid of pig, you afraid that we might do something to you." Hiei said and smirked taking another step forward. " I'll shoot i swear to god i will." He said his hands trembling. " You don't got the guts do you pig." Naraku said taking another step forward. Suzui scrambled backwards when the bedroom door flew open and Marik stepped out shoving the blade of the Machette into the deputy's abdomen, the blade bursted out his back blood gushed from his mouth, his body began to shake violently, Marik ripped the blade upwards gutting him, his intestines spilling from him as he fell backwards, the bloody blade sliding out from his body.

The lifeless body fell to the floor, the body still jerking, as life left it. Hiei stepped over the bloody carcass, his smile was of pure evil. " Well, Well, Marik you couldn't wait to kill the fuck could you." Marik smirked running his blood soaked hands on his jeans and put the machette against the wall. " I couldn't help it, the desire for death was getting to me, and what's the use of having a fucking pig, giving us away, you know no one leaves here alive." Hiei let out a laugh and crossed his arms over his chest. The girls came out of the bedroom. " Well what are we going to do with the car?" Nyssa asked jerking her thumb back toward the front door.

Bakura walked into the room, he glanced from one to another then to the dead deputy on the ground. " We get rid of the car, Naraku and Marik will take care of that wont you boys." Naraku nodded. " Yes Bakura we'll take care of the car." Bakura smirked. " Good, now get it out of here before someone see's it." They nodded and started out the door.
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Naomi: Ugh! I'm glad that is over.

Nadiya: So am i, you know what, how the hell did that baka get in the house?

Naomi: I have no damn idea.

Kikyo: Who cares now he's been tooken care of.

Yusuke: Ok i want to ask you something hun.

Naomi: What about?

Yusuke: It's about the story.

Naomi: Well what is it?

Yusuke: When the hell am i coming into this and what am i?

Naomi: You'll be coming into this very soon and your a detective.

Yusuke: Why am i not part of the family.

Naomi: Ugh i don't know.

Yusuke: I wanna be part of the family.

Naomi: Yusuke stop whining,leasleast your in it.

Yusuke: I don't like the idea of them touching my wife.

Naomi: Yusuke it's just a story.

Yusuke: So.... i still don't like it!!

Marik: Bah! Shut up Baka your just jealous because i'll get to have some of your wife first.

Yusuke: See! This is why i don't want him here.

Marik: What a shame that your wife would rather have me between the sheets then you.

Naomi: -_-;

Yusuke: Yea in your dreams Freak show, you touch her and i'll kill you.

Marik: Bafoon you can't even lay a finger on me.

Yusuke: You wanna bet.

Naomi: You two stop aruging.

Marik: I bet i can satisfy her more then you ever could, Spirit Detective.

Yusuke: Yea then is that why i can make her scream loud.

Marik: Bah! You wish, the only action you can get is your right hand.

Yusuke: That's not true, i get more then you ever can, Freak show.

Marik: I got a idea that will help us.

Yusuke: What the hell are you talking about!!!!

Marik: Let's call your wife's name and see who she comes to.

Naomi: I am not a dog, that you can just pass on, UGH! i hate men!!!!

Hiei: Hn! Baka.

Nadiya: You really did it this time Yusuke.

Kikyo: mmmhmm you really pissed her off this time.

Yusuke: Why, What did i do?

Marik: You bafoon you just insulted your wife.

Yusuke: No i didn't!!!

Hiei: Hn! Yes you did Baka.

Nadiya: Yusuke you'll never learn.

Naomi: :::: Glares::::

Yusuke: Hunny i'm sorry.

Naomi: Hmph!

Yusuke: Hunny please i'm sorry.

Marik: Bah! Just leave him and come to me, leave the baka.

Naomi:-_-; shut up Marik.