Loony

LOONY: CHAPTER 2

Cindy: Hi again everyone. Cindy here with Kurama the sexy fox, Jason "Anti" Beck and Hiei the monkey man.

Hiei: I'M NO MONKEY MAN! DAMNIT!!! GET ME DOWN!!!

Cindy: O.K., I'm feeling nice today. Yo, Jay, get Hiei down.

* Jason takes a butterfly knife out of his pocket and cuts Hiei down till he lands on his head with a "PLOP!"*

Hiei: God damnit, I hate trees!

Cindy: In this chapter I'm having a few more "friends" come over and pay us a visit.

Kurama: Speaking of which, here comes company now.

* We see Trunks and Vegeta land.*

Trunks: Hi, Cin, how are ya?

* Trunks walks up to Cindy and gives her a hug and a kiss. While we hear light grumbling in the background coming from Kurama.*

Hiei: Oooo. Is our little redheaded fox boy jealous of the boy with the lavender hair?!?

Kurama: DO YOU WANT ME TO TIE YOU UP ON THAT BRANCH AGAIN AND GIVE JASON AN UNLIMITED SUPLY OF CHESSNUTS TO THROW AT YOU!!!

* Everyone looks towards Hiei and then Vegeta realizes that Hiei has the same hair style as he has.*

Vegeta: HAY YOU!!! WHO GAVE YOU PERMISION TO HAVE YOUR HAIR CUT IN THAT STYLE!!! I SURE DIDN'T!!! WATE TILL MY LAWER HEARS ABOUT THIS!!! I'LL SUE!!! AH, FUCK THE LAW SUTE, I'LL JUST BLAST YOU BALD YOU WEAKLING!!!

* Then we see Vegeta chasing Hiei, trying to blast Hiei bald.*

Hiei: DON'T LOOK AT ME; MY CREATOR GAVE ME THIS DO!!!

* As we see Hiei trying to run from Vegeta. Jason throws another chestnut, this time at Vegeta. Hitting Vegeta with a "BONK"!*

Jason: God damnit! I'm the only one allowed to pick on him!

*Then Vegeta starts blasting at Jason besides Hiei. Then Hiei grabs Jason, and Jason looks like a kite on a windy day being dragged by Hiei.*

Trunks: Dad stop it! You’re not doing anyone any good if you keep blasting people!

* As the chase continues, we see Bakura, Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler walking towards the chestnut tree.*

Seto: I still don't believe anyone would willingly invite you anywhere, Wheeler.

Joey: Ah, shut the fuck up Kaiba. I got an invite just like you so deal with it!

Bakura: Come on fellas, let’s not fight.

* By this time Joey, Bakura and Seto are underneath the chestnut tree.*

Joey & Seto: SHUT UP BAKURA!!!

* As the three of them stand underneath the tree, Hiei, dragging Jason along with him, accidentally hitting the tree and a whole bunch of chestnuts fall on top of our unsuspecting guests. After seeing this, Jason does a flip and kicks Hiei in the face. Hiei drops Jason.*

Jason: I don't need you...to protect me!

* Muffled screams coming from the huge pile of chestnuts underneath the tree. Seeing this Cindy, Kurama, and Trunks dig the three victims out.*

Cindy: Hay, are you guys a right?

Joey: Ya, I think so.

Seto: You must be Cindy and these two are?

Cindy: * Making introductions.* This is Trunks and this is Kurama.

Kurama: Hi.

Trunks: Yo.

Bakura: And who are those blokes?

Cindy: The one with the long dark hair is my friend Jason. The one chasing Jason is Hiei and the one chasing Hiei is Vegeta.

Vegeta: That's it, I've had it. BIG BANG ... * “BONK!!!" *

*We see a large anvil land on Vegeta's head cracking the anvil in half.*

Everybody except the knocked out Vegeta and Cindy: Ooch!

Bakura: Where did that anvil come from?

Kurama: Cindy, the authoress of the fan fiction. She's vary sadistic to boot.

Trunks: And she wants you to be in her fan fiction.

* Bakura and Joey look at each other and smile.*

Joey: Sure, no problem.

Bakura: I'm looking forward to it. How about you Kaiba?

Seto: Only on several conditions...

Cindy: * Whispering to Kurama.* Get your Rose Whip ready.

Kurama: * Whispering back.* All ready on it.

Seto: ...I want to be a major character in your fan fiction. Next I want all the Egyptian God Cards. After that I want....

* We quickly see Bakura walking behind Kaiba, doodling on a big peace of poster board with a big black marker. Then showing everyone, except Kaiba, a drawing of Kaiba being eaten by the Wing Dragon of Ra. With Bakura smiling a big grin.*

Seto: ...midgets.

Cindy, Trunks, Kurama, Bakura, & Joey: Midgets?

Seto: Yah, midgets. I got to have something to keep me on my toes.

* Then an anvil falls next to Kaiba.*

Seto: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!

Joey: Anvil.

* Then Jason hits Kaiba in the head with a chestnut.*

Seto: OWUIE! Who it me!?!

*Joey points at Jason who is sitting underneath the tree, tossing chestnuts and catching them while grinning evilly at Kaiba.*

Seto: I'm gonna kick your ass!

* We see Kaiba walking slowly towards Jason.*

Kurama: Here we go again.

* Kurama takes out his Rose Whip, again.*

Kurama: Rose Whip!

* The whip wraps around Seto Kaiba and the whip wraps around a branch of the chestnut tree that is over Jason's head. Seto is now swinging upside-down from the tree in front of Jason.*

Joey: * Walking up to Kaiba.* Now look who is the man is now. The mighty Seto Kaiba wrapped up, just swinging from a tree. Mwahahaha!

* Then Jason whaps Joey upside the head.*

Joey: HAY! What did you do that for man!

Jason: When they're hanging from this tree they're MINE to pick on.

Joey: Alright asswipe. I challenge you to a duel! * Does a pose that is reminiscent of the Gynu Force.*

* Jason gives Joey a puzzled and confused look.*

Jason: Don't make me beat your ass because I'm crazy as fuck I'll rip your piercings off and all of my homeys are holding me back so I don't look soft!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: You can't scare me Jay. So are we gonna duel or what?

Seto: Beat that snot nose punk Jason! Tell him whose boss! And somebody please get me down from here!

Jason: Be there in a minute! * Then takes his butterfly knife and cuts Kaiba down. * Hay, Seto, can I borrow your deck?

Seto: * Grumbling.* Sure, why not, like Yugi hasn't already.

*Seto seeing everybody, except Jason and Joey, surrounding Vegeta and carrying him towards the chestnut tree.*

Seto: What the hell are you guys doing to him?

Kurama: We're going to tie him to the branch on the tree.

Seto: Why?

Trunks: Because tormenting my dad when he's unconscious is fun!

Seto: O.K. I'll join you.

* They then tie Vegeta upside-down from the branch of the chestnut tree.*

Hiei: Hay, Kaiba, lets go and cheer Jason on.

Seto: Cool. I'll get the popcorn and soft-drinks.

*As Hiei and Seto go see the Duel Monsters battle between Joey and Jason.*

Cindy: * Stretching.* O.K., so what do we do now?

* Bakura goes behind Cindy and rips off her T-shirt and bra then he grabs her boobs.*

Bakura: BOOBIES!!!

Cindy: HAY!!! * Then quickly trying to cover herself up as best as she can.*

Kurama & Trunks: HAY!!!

Bakura: OH, HOLY BLOODY SHIT!!!

* Bakura starts running with Cindy's T-shirt and bra with Trunks and Kurama chasing after him.*

Trunks: GET BACK HERE WITH CINDY'S T-SHIRT AND BRA YOU PERVERT!!!

Kurama: NO ONE CAN TOUCH HER TITS WITH OUT MY PERMITION!!!

* Trunks and Kurama glare at each other in jealousy then we see Trunks starting to glow gold and Kurama hair starts to turn silver. While Cindy is covering herself with the tree trunk.*

Cindy: * Seeing her head pop out of the side of the tree.* Well...I'm going to end this chapter so I can write myself in a new bra and T-shirt. So until we meet again. Bye!

Kurama: GET BACK HERE NOW BAKURA!!!

Trunks: I WANT TO KICK YOUR FUCKIN' BRITTISH ASS!!!

Bakura: HELP ME!!! * His Millennium Ring starts to glow.....*

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Questions to ponder till the next chapter.

Who will win the Duel Monsters battle, Jason or Joey?

Will Vegeta ever wake up to realize that he's stuck upside-down in a tree?

Will Cindy write up a new bra and T-shirt before the next chapter starts?

What's up with Bakura, Kurama, and Trunks?

These and many more in the next chapter.