Brides

Thanks to all that have reviewed so far and thanks to Kuroi for beting. This story is mostly comedy in the beginning with a heavy dose of lime. There will be lemons later on
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b-chan AKA Saiyanb


Hiei looked around the area with his third eye. Just as he thought, Echi had taken Kurama and the other girls to a pocket dimension. It won’t be too difficult to open it with his powers; the problem was should he stay and wait for Yuusuke to show up with the idiot, or should he just go alone and keep the portal open for them?

Hiei snorted and ripped off a piece of the wards covering his arm. He preferred to work alone. The fire demon bit into his finger and drew a bloody ruin on the piece of ward. Satisfied with his work he closed his two natural eyes and willed his Jagan to find the portal that Echi had used and reopen it. Opening pocket dimensions was similar to opening a portal to one of the three worlds you just needed to know where to look. Hiei smiled as he opened his eyes to see a churning black hole in front of him. He tossed the paper ward at the portal where it stuck at the top of the black hole. Good, now no one without a strong youki or reiki would be able to enter and the portal would remain open until the ward was removed.

Hiei moved back and jumped into the portal. Wait for me, Kurama, I’m coming.

* * * * * * * * *

"Echi-sama!" sang a pink neko girl. "Someone has opened a portal."

"What?!" said Echi, sitting up from his thrown. Several girls lay around him, dressed up in skimpy harem outfits. Most had blank looks on their faces from the mind control spell Echi had used on them, a few that didn’t have the spell were chained to the floor or to his chair.

Echi snapped his fingers and a globe appeared in front of him. Colors swirled on its surface a moment before the globe showed Hiei moving from shadow to shadow.

"Oh? A tantei," said Echi with a smile, getting up from his chair. "I should go greet my unexpected guest."

* * * * * * * * *

Hiei tensed and looked around. He could have sworn he felt someone looking at him. His eyes darted around, looking for a possible attacker as he inched along the wall.

He gasped as the floor under his feet gave away and he fell down a trap door.

Hiei did a flip and landed in a crouch at the bottom of the trap door. Damn! How could he be so careless! He looked around and found he was in a simple room with stuffed pillows all over the floor in various colors. Several mirrors hung on the walls. What is this place?

"Welcome," said a voice from behind.

Hiei jumped into the air, flipped around and landed, facing the voice. He frowned as he spotted who it was: Echi.

"Well, well, so the Reikai sent one of their detectives after me did they? What a strange place that Reikai is. First they lock you up, then they let you go, and then they try and lock you up again." He laughed to himself and looked at Hiei with intense pink eyes. "Hmmm," he purred.

Hiei narrowed his eyes at him, he didn’t like that look. What was the nut case thinking right now? "Where’s Kurama," asked Hiei.

"Kurama?" said Echi. "I’m not sure who you’re talking about."

Hiei growled in his throat. "The redhead."

"Oh!" said Echi, clapping his hand. "That beautiful redhead I caught this morning! That’s whom you’re talking about, so her name is Kurama. She’s fine, my servants are taking good care of her right now."

Hiei’s brows turned down; her? He thought Kurama was a girl? The corner of the fire demon’s mouth turned up. That silly kitsune was always being mistaken for a girl.

Hiei looked Echi up and down; an S-class demon eh? Well, he himself was S-class now, so they’d see just who was the better fighter. Hiei drew his blade, eyes locked on Echi’s.

Echi grinned; he held up one hand and beckoned Hiei with it.

In a flash Hiei was gone, his blade sliced into the floor Echi had been standing on a moment ago. He’s fast, thought Hiei turning to meet his opponent. The two speedy demons danced about the room, Hiei’s blade sang, but never found its mark as the longhaired demon matched him step for step.

"You can’t win in here, little demon," said Echi. "This is my world," as he said that, Hiei’s blade finally found its mark and passed right through the demon without drawing blood.

"What the-!" said Hiei, backing up against the wall. He’d been fighting an illusion; no wonder Echi had been able to keep up with him. Hiei gasped as an arm came out of the mirror he’d had his back against and wrapped around his neck. Echi easily lifted the small demon off the floor. Hiei’s feet kicked as he pulled at the arm around his neck.

Echi reached up with his free hand and stroked Hiei’s white cheek. "Soft," he purred, leaning forward to lick the tip of the fire demon’s ear. Echi grabbed hold of Hiei’s chin, the fire demon’s eyes widened in shock as a tingling ran up and down his body. With a howl Hiei managed to break free, he landed and rolled away from Echi. He’d lost his sword when Echi had grabbed him. Hiei cursed under his breath and glared at the smiling Echi.

Echi walked out of the mirror as if the glass was water and picked up Hiei’s sword to toss it straight up. It struck the ceiling blade first and sunk deep into the tiles.

Hiei didn’t know why but he had a bad feeling all of a sudden. Echi was still looking at him with that look. Those pink eyes were looking at him in a way that only Kurama, Yuusuke, and Koenma were allowed to.

"Why don’t we stop this little game?" said Echi.

Hiei growled at him.

Echi grinned wider and in a flash blurred away.

Hiei’s eyes widened as he was now pinned against the wall by Echi’s body. How had that happened?! He should have been able to dodge that! He hadn’t even seen it coming! Hiei growled and struggled against Echi, something was wrong! He felt weak!

Echi pinned Hiei’s hands above his head and cupped his cheek with the other. "Now that I get a good look at you, you’re pretty cute," smiled Echi, running his thumb over Hiei’s lower lip. Hiei bared his teeth and twisted his face away from Echi’s touch. The longhaired demon laughed and ran his hand down Hiei’s neck to his black coat. "Haven’t you notice yet?" laughed the demon as he tore off the black coat.

"What are you doing?!" shouted Hiei in protest. His eyes grew wide as saucers as he looked down at him- no herself. "What did you do to me!" screamed the demon in panic, voice a few notes higher.

"Oh! You’re adorable!" cried Echi, cuddling the freaked-out Hiei.

"That’s it!" shouted Hiei. She reached inside to call on her black fire and got nothing…. "Impossible!" shouted Hiei.

Echi laughed while rubbing his cheek against Hiei’s. He held up his white glove. "You see this glove, my cute little girl. When I touch people with it I can change them. I can change you into anything; from a grain of sand to a girl, a human girl to be more precise. All of your natural demon powers are now gone," smiled Echi, licking Hiei’s cheek.

"No… way…" whispered Hiei. Not only was he now a she, but she was a weakling as well! Hiei’s attention was snapped back to Echi as the demon’s free hand snuck up to grope Hiei’s now fuller chest. "Hey! Hands off, pervert!" shouted Hiei, kicking at the demon. Hiei somehow managed to twist out of Echi's grip and ran to the other corner of the room, as far way from Echi as she could get.

"Oh, I love it when they play hard to get," said Echi with a lecherous look on his face.

Hiei’s head snapped back and forth looking for a way out of the room; she spotted the mirror Echi and entered from and ran for it. Laughing insanely, Echi followed. Hiei jumped through the mirror.

"Yuusuke! Kurama! Help me!" she shouted, running away from the insane pervert.

* * * * * * * * *

Kurama looked at his reflection. He had to admit, he made a fine girl. He turned around in front of the mirror and giggled a little to himself. This reminded him of when Koenma had invited him, Yuusuke, and Hiei on their first secret mission together. Koenma had made him wear a green dress. He smiled fondly in remembrance.

Right now, Kurama was wearing a Chinese style dress. It was red with a high mandarin collar, no sleeves, and slits up both sides of the skirt, with silver lining and embroidery on it. Golden butterflies danced all over its surface, catching and throwing the light around.

"I kind of like this dress," he said, running a hand up his bare leg. "If my boyfriends could see me now," he giggled.

"Pretty, pretty!" sang the little neko demons, clapping their hands.

Kurama’s ears perked up as he heard someone screaming and another someone laughing insanely.

"What in the three worlds?" asked Kurama moving to the door and peeking outside. His mouth dropped as he spotted Hiei running away from Echi while the demon ran after him with a lecherous look on his face, laughing insanely.

"Hey!" shouted Kurama, stepping out of the room and running over to the two. "That’s mine!" shouted the redhead.

"Kurama!" shouted Hiei, jumping on the redhead. The little Koorime kicked her feet at Echi. "Keep that sicko away from me!"

Kurama’s eyes went wide as he hugged Hiei. He squished the little fire demon to his front a few times, then ran his hands down Hiei’s more curved sides. Finally, he pulled the fire demon away from him to stare at the pair of perky breasts the demon now sported.

"H-Hiei?" said Kurama. "You’re a woman!"

Hiei now had one foot planted on Echi’s face, her small hands pulling on his hair. "I know that, Baka Kitsune! This pervert changed me into a human girl! I can’t use my black fire any more!" screamed the ex-demon, yanking viscously on Echi’s black locks.

Kurama pulled Hiei away from Echi and shoved her behind his back. If Hiei didn’t have any fire ki, she wouldn’t stand much of a change against Echi. Kurama was going to have to protect his boy- er girlfriend. He glared at Echi, reaching into his newly styled hair and found a seed. "You leave Hiei alone!" he growled, channeling ki into the seed.

Everyone blinked in confusion when Kurama grew a light tulip in his hand.

"Oops," said Kurama tossing the flower and reaching back into his hair. "Is it this one? Or his one? Oh no! They all got mixed up when they washed my hair!" cried Kurama, digging in his red hair for the right seed. Kurama kept growing all kinds of weird and useless stuff while looking for the right seed.

Hiei and Echi sweat dropped.

"Ahh!" cried Hiei as a mass of chibi neko demons rounded the corner and swept her up. "What are they?! Put me down!" screamed Hiei, waving her arms madly in the mass of little cat demons.

"Pretty you up! Pretty you up!" they chanted, dragging the screaming and cursing Koorime away. "Kurama!" screamed Hiei before the door to the bathing house was banged shut.

Kurama sweat dropped, looking in the direction the neko demons had dragged Hiei off. He froze as two hands wandered up his arms and rested on his shoulder.

"My beautiful Kurama-chan," whispered Echi into Kurama’s ear.

"Ahh!" screamed Kurama, before hiking up his skirt and taking off at a run. Echi ran after him, laughing wildly.

* * * * * * * * *

Kuwabara tested his newly healed side.

"How does it feel?" asked Yukina, handing him back his shirt.

"As good as new. Thank you, Yukina," he said, taking the Koorime’s hand.

"You’re welcome," smiled Yukina, and got back up. "Yuusuke, where’s my brother and Kurama," she asked with a worried look on her face.

Yuusuke looked away. "They’re fighting that demon right now. Don’t worry, we’re going to go help them now," he said, giving her a smile. "Come on, Kuwabara," said Yuusuke, pulling the taller man up to his feet.

"We’ll be back later, Yukina-chan," said Kuwabara, kissing her cheek. He leaned over her shoulder to give his daughter Hotaru a kiss; the fire baby was fast asleep in a carrier on Yukina’s back, her bright orange curls framing her sweet features. She was daddies little girl, Kuwabara just couldn’t resist those large red eyes when she turned them on him. He knelt down and roughed his son Keith’s aqua blue hair. Like his sister the boy had Hiei and Yukina’s blood red gaze, but his features weren’t the same soft curves of the forbidden twins. It was hard to say at this age, but Keith seemed to take more after Kuwabara in body type and features. He had a strong jaw line and more slanted eyes. With his exotic colorings he made for quite the handsome creature.

"You be the man of the house while I’m gone, Keith; protect your sister and Yukina, okay?"

The Koorime boy smiled up at him and nodded his head.

Kuwabara stood up. "All right, let’s go," said Kuwabara. The two ran out of the house and down the street. "Where should we start looking for them?" asked Kuwabara.

"Not sure," said Yuusuke.

Kuwabara closed his eyes and concentrated. He stopped and looked over his shoulder. "That way, I feel something strange over there."

"All right," said Yuusuke as the two ran towards the strange source of energy. They stopped as they spotted a large crowd of people circling around something.

"What are they looking at, I wonder?" said Kuwabara, pushing his way through the crowd, Yuusuke not far behind. Both boys’ eyes widened as they spotted the portal that Hiei had made.

Yuusuke grinned. "Hiei must have found a way in; good thing he left a door for us," he said, looking at the ward above the black hole. He could smell Hiei’s scent on that strip of paper, no doubt about it. Unfortunately, a group of cops had set up yellow tape and do not enter signs all around the portal. Several policemen stood guard over it.

"We’ll have to make a dash for it and hope that no one catches us," said Kuwabara.

"You go first, I’ll take down the ward when I jump through," said Yuusuke.

"I’ll right, here goes," shouted Kuwabara, jumping over the yellow tape and running for the hole.

"Hey!" said a cop, running after him. Kuwabara jumped and disappeared through the hole, the crowd gasped in shock. Yuusuke shoved the cop that had been chasing Kuwabara into one of his friends as he came to help. "Sorry, but we’ve got a job to do!" waved Yuusuke, grabbing the strip of ward and jumping through the hole. It closed up behind him.

"Whoa!" shouted Yuusuke, falling on top of something. He looked down to see that that something was Kuwabara.

"Get off me!" shouted Kuwabara, throwing Yuusuke off. "Just like the shrimp to make a portal that opens up from a ceiling on the other side," grumbled Kuwabara, looking up at the portal hole as it closed.

Yuusuke got up and dusted himself off. "Enough complaining. We’ve got to go find Hiei and Kurama before something bad happens to them."

* * * * * * * * *

"Keep away from me!" shouted Kurama on the opposite side of a round table from Echi.

"Come on, baby!" shouted Echi, jumping over the table at him.

Kurama picked up a chair, bashing Echi over the head with it. The chair broke to pieces on the demon’s head. Echi got up, not fazed at all by the attack. Kurama backed up and grabbed another chair holding it out it front of him. "I said stay back!"

Echi grinned at Kurama as the redhead poked at him with the chair legs. Echi raised up a hand and knocked the chair out of Kurama’s hands to send it crashing across the room. He then jumped on the redhead and took them both to the ground.

"Kurama-chan!"

"Ahh!"

Kurama swatted at Echi as the pervert tried to pin him. "Get off of me!"

Echi got a hold of the front of Kurama’s dress and pulled it open. He froze as he looked at the chest under the dress. "F-flat! You’re a guy!" shouted Echi.

Kurama shrugged his shoulders and slugged Echi across the face. The demon was knocked back enough for Kurama to get out from under him. He was crawling away from the demon when Echi grabbed him by the ankle.

"No, you don’t! You’re going to become part of my collection, just like your little friend," said Echi. Kurama gasped as a tingling went up and down his spine. He kicked back with his free foot and nailed Echi in the face. Kurama repeated the kick several times until Echi finally let go. Kurama scrambled up to his feet gasping for breath; he felt odd. As Kurama looked down at himself he realize just why that was. He was a she!

"Ahh!" screamed the redhead, clasping both hands on the sides of her face and looking down at her cleavage. "No way! No way, no way, no way!" she shouted, shaking her head. "I’ve got breasts!"

Kurama’s hand journeyed south and her face turned green as she patted the place her male equipment was supposed to be.

While Kurama was having a panic attack, Echi snuck up behind her and grabbed her breasts from behind. "Kurama-chan!"

"Pervert!" shouted Kurama, spinning around and decking him in the face. Kurama reached into her hair. "Rose Whip!" she shouted, finding the right seed and creating her famous weapon.

Echi laughed from his place of the ground, he’d fallen backward when Kurama had punched him. Echi kicked out his foot and hit Kurama in the ankle. He then flipped up and hit the redhead under the chin with his foot, knocking her out cold. Kurama fell forward right into Echi’s waiting arms.

Echi brushed some red hair out of Kurama’s face. "So very beautiful," he said, leaning forward to breathe in her scent. He frowned at the bruise that was starting to form under her chin.

"Nike!"

"Hai!" shouted a purple neko demon, running into the room.

"Take this one, comb through her hair for seeds, ward her, heal this bruise, and chain her in my room." He smiled widely to himself. "Chain the other one in there too; the new, feisty one with red eyes and spiky hair. I think I’ll have a celebration party tonight."

"Hai!" said the neko demon, taking Kurama.

* * * * * * * * *

"Damn it!" screamed Hiei. She had several neko demons sitting on her holding her down while others went about doing the most tortuous thing to her. For one, this thing called a bra was killing her! The lacey underwear was just uncomfortable. Not to mention she’d sneezed several times when they were putting some kind of white power all over her face.

Finally, the torture ended and the neko demons all jumped off.

"Pretty, pretty!" they all chanted, dancing in circles around the pissed Koorime. Hiei tried to catch one so she could strangle it. She caught a glimpse of herself and froze. "What the hell!" shouted Hiei in horror. She was dressed in a type of kimono cut to be anything but decent. It was white with a gold dragon embroidered on it. The sleeves were extremely big and long so they covered her hands. The front went down into a V shape all the way to her obi, showing off a lacy under slip and some cleavage. The skirt was short; only to mid-thighs! With no sides at all, the sides of her black lacy underwear showed. The skirt was just a small strip in front and back, if Hiei bent too much she’d end up flashing someone. The obi around her waist was red the ends almost touched the floor when Hiei stood. She wore white kimono socks, and thick wood sandals with red straps that made her a few inches taller. They’d painted her face up like a human woman and had put a few decorative pins in her hair.

"Ahh!" screamed Hiei, sinking down to her knees in front of the mirror. "This is so embarrassing," blushed the Koorime.

"Pretty, pretty!" sang the little neko demons.

"Shut up!" roared Hiei. She eeped as they closed in and carried her off. "What are you doing?! Where are we going?!"

"Master’s bedroom."

"Echi-sama."

"With other pretty girl."

"Redhead."

Shouted all the little nekos all at once.

"I’m not going to that pervert’s bedroom!" shouted Hiei, trying to swim out of the sea of neko demons. Her efforts were fruitless as she soon found herself in a large room with one of the biggest beds she’d ever seen. On the bed was Kurama, unconscious.

"Kurama!" shouted Hiei as the neko demons let her down. She got up and ran over to the bed, climbing on it and over to the redhead. "Kurama! Kurama!" said Hiei, shaking the redhead by the shoulders. Hiei’s eyes widened as she looked at Kurama’s open front. She reached out a painted nail and poked the soft mound of one breast, watching as it jiggled a little.

Kurama moaned and reached out, grabbing Hiei around the shoulders and pulled her down to cuddle up against her.

"Kurama!" protested Hiei, face pillowed against the redhead’s chest.

"Lesbians! Lesbians!" sang out the neko demons, clapping hands over their eyes!

"Shut up!" screamed Hiei, turning in Kurama’s arms to yell at them. She froze as she felt something cold encircle an ankle. Hiei looked down to see one stupid neko demon had shackled her to the bed by an iron chain going from her ankle to one of the corner posts of the bed. She noted that Kurama had a matching chain on the opposite post.

Now Hiei was really freaked out!

"Baka Nekos! Take that off right now!" she screamed at them.

The nekos all shook their heads. "Echi-sama’s pets! Echi-sama’s pets!" they sang. They ran about the room, "Echi-sama come play soon! Play soon!"

Hiei’s face turned red and she jumped out of Kurama arms and at one of the chibi neko demons. The chain snapped tight and she landed on the floor a foot away from her target.

Giggling, the chibi nekos ran out of the room.

* * * * * * * * *

Yuusuke and Kuwabara were lost. They’d looked into several rooms and all they’d found were tons of beautiful women in skimpy outfits. Something small and furry ran by their feet.

"What was that?" asked Yuusuke, looking down.

Another one rounded the corner and was about to run past them, but was plucked off the ground by Kuwabara.

"Meow?" said the little neko girl demon.

"How cute!" cried Kuwabara, hugging the chibi; he was a cat lover after all.

"You think she knows where Hiei and Kurama are?" said Yuusuke, looking at the neko demon.

"Pretty, pretty!" sang the cat girl, waving her arms. "Echi-sama play soon with pretty, pretty!"

"What does that mean?" asked Yuusuke.

"Who’s pretty, pretty?" asked Kuwabara.

"Pretty redhead girl with green gem eyes and pretty girl with ruby eyes and a star in her black hair! Pretty, pretty!"

"That must be Hiei and Kurama, they fit perfectly," said Yuusuke.

"All but the girl part," said Kuwabara.

Yuusuke laughed. "Well, I can see anyone mistaking Kurama for a girl; maybe Hiei too. You know he does have such nice skin and delicate features."

"I don’t want to think about Hiei in that way," said Kuwabara.

"I do," grinned Yuusuke, no doubt thinking away.

"Ahem!" said Kuwabara, turning back to the little neko demon. "Can you take us to Hiei and Kurama?"

The neko demon looked at him as if she didn’t understand.

Kuwabara frown. "Where’s pretty, pretty," he smiled at the neko.

"Ah! Pretty, pretty! This away! This away!" She jumped down from Kuwabara’s arms and ran down the hall, Yuusuke and Kuwabara hot on her heels.

TBC