Always Tip the Waiter

Disclaimer: No, I don’t own YYH. B

But I do own the inn, the story plot, and the Yaone person. But if anyone else wants to use the Hiei being a waiter idea than feel free. I hope you enjoy my fanfic and I’ll have you know that this is yaoi. If you don’t like, don’t read or review. Constructive criticism is good though.

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"Hey, Kurama. It’s about the end of his shift." Kuronue pointed towards the clock.

Kurama didn’t even bother looking. He was already gone. Kuronue thumped his head against the table. It was going to be a long night.

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Hiei glared at Yaone as she pranced off towards another table. Why the hell won’t she tell me? What did that damn Kitsune say? He sighed in exasperation, knowing that he needed to get back to work, when a hand firmly grabbed his wrist.

"Excuse me." Oh yes, the table of four. He turned back towards to demon who had spoken.

"Sorry, I’ll take your order now." The violet eyed demon didn’t say anything, he was studying Hiei with a thoughtful look on his face.

"You know, you are very pretty." Hiei almost grimaced. Not another one. This has got to be a record night for me.

"Let go of me." The demon ignored Hiei’s command, instead he let his long fingers slide over the delicate bones in his wrist.

"You’re such a delicate thing," he observed casually. "Not who I’m here for, but I imagine you two would look very good together."

"Let me the fuck go, now."

"I would like to carve my name into your lovely skin, rip into your flesh as I fuck you. Have you bleed and beg. You would like that. You’re the type who likes pain." He leaned down and gave a long lick to the back of Hiei’s hand. Disgusted, Hiei jerked his hand out of the other’s grip.

The demon licked his lips and smirked at him, "You taste good, too."

"Keep you filthy hands off me." He turned on his heel and walked away from the table, not caring that they hadn’t been waited on. The bastard could find his own food.

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Hiei snatched his coat off the back of a chair and pushed the heavy back door open. He allowed himself a satisfied smirk. That kitsune had been planning something, he was sure of it. Well, it wasn’t going to work. That arrogant fox wouldn’t know he was gone until it was too late.

"Hn. Stupid kitsune."

"Stupid kitsune? I’m hurt my little Kohna. Really I am." Hiei froze at the sound of that rich mellow voice. ‘Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!' He pivoted slowly on one foot to face him. The kitsune was leaning up against tall tree, the moonlight caused his hair to sparkle as it moved with the light breeze. His piercing gold eyes were set upon Hiei and a mocking smile played abut his lips.

"You weren’t going to leave were you?" The kitsune took a step forward, "I thought we could get a drink somewhere."

"No."

"Just one drink."

"You’ll probably slip something into my drink and the next thing I know I’ll be waking up in your bed!"

Kurama put a hand to his chest in mock shock, "Wow. I didn’t know you liked me that much. We’ve known each other for a few hours and already you’re making advances. I’m flattered."

"I’m not making advances!" he hissed. "You’re fucking full of yourself!"

Kurama’s gold eyes narrowed. Hiei tensed, waiting for an attack. He blinked as one never came and kitsune continued smirking.

"What are you smirking about?" Hiei growled.

Kurama’s grin only grew wider before he turned away. "I’ll pick you up tomorrow morning," he said calmly with an elegant wave of his hand.

Hiei just stood there. "Wha-what?" he stammered. "What do you mean?"

Kurama looked over his shoulder at him, "I’m taking you out for breakfast. An innocent outing with no beds involved" He paused, "Unless..." Kurama turned towards Hiei and strode forward until he was two feet away from him. "Unless..." He reached out with a pale hand and lifted Hiei’s chin. "Unless you’re secretly looking forward to that."

Hiei’s angry reply was cut off as Kurama closed the distance between them and a pair of warm lips were upon his. He clamped his teeth together in silent rebellion, refusing to allow that arrogant bastard access.

Kurama growled in frustration as Hiei’s teeth locked together. ‘Stubborn little thing he is.’

He lifted one hand and pressed into the corner of Hiei’s jaw, effectively parting his teeth and allowing him access to the sweet cavern within.

Hiei suppressed a moan as the kitsune’s tongue plundered his mouth. Kurama deepened the kiss and his fangs collided with Hiei’s with a wet crackling sound. ‘How dare he!’ Hiei’s hands pressed against the kitsune’s broad chest and he tried to push the damn creature away. But Kurama’s arms had woven around him like bands of steel and Hiei couldn’t make him budge. Enraged, Hiei dug his sharp nails into the hard flesh while at the same time attempting to bite off the damn kitsune’s tongue which had ever so rudely tried to shove its way down his throat.

Kurama quickly retracted his tongue as Hiei’s sharp teeth nearly snapped shut on it. He also calmly pulled the small demon’s nails away from his chest before they found any vital organs. He chuckled softly as he looked down at the angry demon’s face. A face that was nearly as red as his eyes.

"Enjoy that did you?" he purred.

Hiei’s eye’s widened and Kurama found the sight utterly adorable.

"Don’t worry," he assured him, "I won’t be doing anything more tonight. I got what I wanted." Kurama left Hiei standing there with a stupefied expression on his beautiful face as he strode back towards the inn.

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Kuronue raised a black eyebrow as Kurama slid into the seat across from him with a satisfied expression.

"So," he drawled, "Did you fuck the little rascal?"

Kurama shook his head with a smug grin, "I have bigger plans than that, my friend."

A second eyebrow was raised, "Such as?"

"Well," Kurama shifted in his seat before reaching over and snagging Kuronue’s drink. "I would like to have him as a lover instead of a one night stand. And..." He leaned forward with a devilish grin, "I plan to add him to our guild."

If Kuronue hadn’t been sitting already he would’ve asked for a chair. "What!" he hissed. "You plan to add a waiter to our guild of thieve’s? You don’t know anything about him!"

Kurama waved a hand, "I know why he seems so familiar. Nowan’s sacred treasure was stolen a few months ago by a pair of theives. One of them was supposed to have been a short, black-haired, red-eyed demon."

That sent Kuronue into peals of laughter, "Him! That has gotta be the best joke you’ve ever come up with! Good one Kurama."

"I’m serious," Kurama pouted. He hated it when no one took him seriously.

"Sure," Kuronue chuckled, "Where’d you get your information?" Kurama shrugged, "A reliable source. But that doesn’t matter right now."

"Exactly," Kuronue yawned, "What matters is for you to go catch him. He’s most likely far away from this place if you did what I think you did."

"I’ve never had that happen."

"I really think he doesn’t like you."

Kurama looked affronted. "I’m disappointed in you. Do you actually think I would let him leave without some way of finding him? I put a Ginsu seed in him."

"In him?"

"Yes, I forced him to swallow it."

"Really." Kuronue frowned, "Then how do you know he isn’t off puking it up right now?"

Kurama ran a hand through his silver hair, "Because he was far too preoccupied with my oh-so talented tongue to notice it."

Kuronue threw back his head and laughed for the second time that night, "You really are full of yourself, my friend."

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Hi people. I’m revising these chapters before I put them up so that’s why it may take a bit. Some chapters may be revised again. Thank you, all my lovely reviewers!