Another fanfic?

DISCLAIMER- NO(that's all you get tak or or leave it)

RATING- R (sexual acts acted out)

**Fiction MSTed- (none)

Kurama is back in his room. At frist glance one would think Kurama is talking to himself because the room appears to be empty.

"Hiei get in here."

"No," a voice shouts from somewhere.

Kurama gets up from his desk, walks towards the window and pulls in a reluctent youki in. "I do not want to eat you."

"That not what the story said." Hiei says looking cautiously at the red head. "Plus, I heard your stomache growl."

"Hiei those stories are fictions in another words not true, made up, fanasties. Wait not fanasties." Kurama says trying to correct himself.

"I knew it!" Hiei shout as he points at Kurama "You do want to devour my tasty little body." Kurama throws his hands up in defeat and flops back down in his chair.

"Hey you two what sorted and lewd acts are you two performing for the fans now," a familar voice becoken from the bakyard outside Kurama's window. The owner of said voice, then starts to climb up the tree and into the window. "I must say that tree is very convenient." Yusuke smirks then whistles. "You know for all those nightly 'visits' and quick exits."

"I give up." Kurama says walking back over to his desk to look over his home work once again eventhough he has checked it four times already since finishing it Saturday afternoon when he got home from school (A/N- I saw somewhere Kurama goes to schsix six days a week so I'm running with it!) Unlike the other student, who is now lightly bouncing on his bed, and who hasn't finished or started. He most likely dosen't even now what the homework is.

"What are you doing?"

"Having some fun. Hey I have a good idea. Lets all jump on the bed and pretend we're.... you know. Having a bit of x-rated fun together." Yusuke says with a devilish smile.

"Why?"

"Come on, just to see how fast it get back to those fans hell- bent on having you screwed by....hell anyone."

"Very well, it sound fun anyways. Hiei care to join us? Life is always more intresting when there are three." Kurama boost seductively. Hiei looks at Yusuke. Yusuke looks at Hiei. They both look at Kurama.

"Hiei , I do believe the fox has partaken in such carnal pleaurses in the past."

"Stop talking about my past and join me on this bed and start boucing and moaning." Kurama says as he climbs on the bed. Then look at Hiei and pops his eyebrow twice suggestivily.

"I rather clean my sword over there, on the other side of the room, away from you two hentia bakas." Hiei flops down in the corner and pulls out his sword.

"I guess we are on our own."

"Yea, I guess Hiei would rather sit over in the corner playing wih his long hard steel as he watches us bounce and moan on the bed." Yusuke say holding back a chuckle. Kurama covers his mouth to stiffle a erupting laugh. Hiei glares.

"Shall we?"

"Y and and Kurama try and make it convincing?"

Kurama just smiles and stands up on his bed pulls Yusuke up and whispers, "I'll try." Kurama leans his head to the left then the right strecthing his neck out. "Mmmm." he moans barley jumping on the bed.

"You like that?"Yusuke says as straight faced as possible joining him.

"Ohhhh" Kurama moans a bit louder.

Yusuke jumps a bit harder "Want this?"

"Yes, daddy, yes" Kurama screams almost making Yusuke lose his composer and balance.

"You want more dontcha, you want all of it?" Yusuke says as he jump harder on the bed.

"Deeper. Damnit Deeper" Kurama growls. "Knock my ass through the wall. Hit it baby hit, hit it baby hit it. YES YES YES. Fuck me daddy, fuck meeee." Kurama chants as he rocks the bed so it bangs the wall making the whole wall shake.

"....." Yusuke tries to say his line but is busy tring not to laughing at Kurama's choice of things to yell. Mid jump Yusuke's foot gets caught in the bed spread. He stummble backwards but before he does he reach out and accidently grabs Kurama. Completly caught of guard the usually graceful red head also falls. Yusuke manges to angle himself so that he catches himself with the edge of the bed lessing the damage to his tail bone. Unfortunatly for Kurama he lands full force on his ass and he falls back on Yusuke. The back of Kurama head lands on Yusukes crotch unfortunately for Yusuke his leg were open so things got a bit crush.

"Shit, my jewels." Yusuke squeeks two octives higer grabbing his crotch.

"Ow, my ass." Kurama says rubbing his back side.

"Well. I must say that *was* quite entertaining" Hiei states as he walks over to the computer. "Lets just see what type of reaction that little display unbounded lustly affection gets." He clicks on the 'Just in' button. Kurama shuffles over trying to keep the movement in his bottom to a minium. While Yusuke walk over, like a cowboy who being riding his horse bareback (A/N without a saddle) two day fourteen hours thirty two minutes too long. He winces every so often as his thigh grazes past more senitive areas. They both finally make it to the computer screen. The new stories list is updating so fast stories just posted an hour ago are now at the bottom of the list.

"Damn that was quick" Yusuke says running his fingers through his hair. He slowly head back over to the bed to sit down deaning the computer chair not quite comfortable enough. Kurama follow suit he attempt to sit down but opts to lay on his side.

"Ah the effects of a good fuck are always amazing." Kurama say before quickly covering his mouth. "Sorry."

"Youko slip?" Yusuke and Hiei question. Kurama nods

A moment of silence fills the room but is broken when Yusuke compact communicator going off.

"I do believe you make up mirror is ringing" Hiei says from his happy place the window sill.

"Argh" Yusuke flips it open "Binkie Breath" He shouts joyfully at the little screen. Hiei hn's and Kurama gives his polite typical greeting but in a more prone position.

"I don't know what happenend all of a sudden there was a slew of fictions. For some reason a lot of them were about jewels and daddies." An adorable confused godling wonders.

"I have no idea." a perfectly innocent youko replys into the recently passed communicator as a hystrically laughing spirit detective shakes on the bed try to compose but failing all to miserably.

"Well in any case you all know the deal, no missions ya'll got to review and after onslaught of writtings you will have plenty to review." The screen goes black and a collective sigh is heard from all as they get ready to head back to the old moviehouse.

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Yes I know it is short but I wanted to give you all something while I finish MSTing 'Cards and Kisses' by MD.