Yusuke's Revenge
shinobi antics
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Yusuke’s Revenge
By Sefiru
Pairings: Y/H/K, Mukuro/Yukina
Warnings: NC-17, Yaoi, Yuri, oral,
anal, D/s, bondage, violence, language
Disclaimer: I don’t own Yuyu class=SpellE>Hakusho,
otherwise there would be way more clothing damage.
Summary: The sequel to Hot Mazoku Action.
There’s a plot … but I won’t spoil the surprise.
Katonie: It’s a Demon wall. ^^
uchiha mikomi: class=SpellE>hijinks ho!
MarsInsane: consistency is my nefarious plan.
ladyshadowdragon: class=SpellE>heh … I let you wonder.
yaoihentai69: a yummy snack.
Zee and Moiira: you can’t keep a hentai
down for long ^^
Admiral ShadowWolf: for a given value of “class=SpellE>shishkabob” ~_^
kit-kit: thanks!
sisko66002: you’re snared by my evil scheme. ^^
In this chapter: The dramatic possibilities of class=SpellE>Haagen Dasz.
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Chapter 11: Shinobi Antics
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The class=SpellE>Shinobi were suitably impressed by the portal tickets. class=GramE>The one that Kurama had deposited them, as usual, on the cliff
about three hours from Tourin. Three hours on
foot, that is; using Jin’s wind powers, they covered the distance in about
twenty minutes. A robed lackey met them in the courtyard: “Lord Kurama, honored
guests. The Toushin awaits.”
“Were they noisy
while I was out?”
class=GramE>“Very much so, my lord.” Good, he wouldn’t have to kick class=SpellE>Hiei’s ass. Kurama led the way to the throne room,
following Yusuke’s youki. The six Shinobi
trailed after him; they hadn’t seen Yusuke since the Demon Tournament, and were
curious about how he’d grown. Boy, were they in for a surprise.
The sentries,
one with spiky brown hair and the other with silver, swung the throne room
doors open. Beyond them, Yusuke lounged on the stone couch, bare to the waist
to show off his Mazoku markings. His mane stood out
around him like a dark halo, matched by the bracelet of tear gems on his wrist.
At his feet, Hiei knelt in the same black cloak as always, and by the bulge in
the Toushin’s pants, he’d been molesting him before
they came in. Kurama grinned and stepped across the floor to join him, then
licked Yuske’s arm from wrist to elbow. He got a
headlock and a scratch behind the ears for his trouble.
The class=SpellE>Shinobi’s jaws had all dropped open. They had last seen
Yusuke as a boy – powerful, but still a child. Now they faced a man and a Demon
Lord. Instincts pulled them to their knees; youki
expanded to bask in his energy. Jin exclaimed, “Corks! If I’d known class=SpellE>ye’d grow intae this, Yusuke, I’d
nae have let ye out o’ my sight.”
“These two class=SpellE>kinda beat you to it.” Yusuke lightly stroked both his class=SpellE>hannin’s hair. Kurama churred and
leaned into his hand; the two days he’d been gone felt like two centuries.
“Still,” class=SpellE>Touya said, “you have our loyalty, as you did before.”
“We brought
tribute,” Rinku piped up.
“Oh?” Yusuke sat
up, looking interested. Demon instincts indeed. The class=SpellE>Shinobi produced a variety of parcels from pockets and
inside their cloaks. One by one, they came forward to lay their gifts at his
feet in the formal manner. Despite this, they all had broad grins on their
faces. With their meager funds, they’d had to get creative. Yusuke opened the boxes in turn, revealing:
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A set of artists’ calligraphy pens and quality
paper.
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New jeans in Yusuke’s size.
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A dragon-skin belt which Shishiwakamaru
had had.
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A manual of Japanese rope bondage, with rope.
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A set of three matching cock rings.
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And thanks to Touya’s
ice powers, a pint of Haagen Dasz.
Yusuke called
out, “Hey Sora!” Then, when the
spike-haired sentry poked his head inside, “Tell someone to send up a couple of
spoons.”
class=GramE>“With all speed, Lord.” The guard withdrew, and Yusuke
turned back to his guests. “Thanks, guys, these are really great. Now how about
I show you what I’ve got for you! Hiei?”
The fire demon
opened his Jagan and used it to create an illusion, a
miniature of the castle they’d driven the bandits out of. “It’s a bit of a
fixer-upper, but I think you’ll like it.”
The class=SpellE>Shinobi leaned forward, staring. The castle was laid out in
a rough hexagon, with towers at each corner, although only two were still
standing. In the model Kurama could see features that he’d missed when he was
there in person. Like the two moats, one water and one swamp, with an overgrown
orchard on a sort of island between them. There were two courtyards, one that
Kurama and Yusuke had landed in and another half buried in the rubble of a
collapsed wall. Jin said what they all seemed to be thinking: “All that? class=GramE>For us?”
“Uh-huh. I found
a couple of builders to put the walls back and fix the plumbing and
everything.”
Gin exclaimed,
“Can I kiss you?”
class=GramE>“Ew, not with that sake breath!”
“Besides, what
would Natsume say?” Kurama added. The rest of the
team snickered, but their minds were still on the castle. Rinku
crawled all the way around the illusion studying every corner.
“Cool!”
“Oh, I’m not
giving it to you for free,” Yusuke said. A servant came in with the spoons, and
he dug into the ice cream. “Thanks, Kairi. Anyway, I
expect you to keep order in the area, collect tribute for me and so on.”
“You’d make us
your vassals?” Suzuka asked. It was rare enough for a
Demon Lord to grant authority to any of his subjects. The original team class=SpellE>Masho had simply been looking for a home; none of them ever
expected to become minor Lords.
“Who better?”
Yusuke said. He scooped out a spoonful of ice cream and held it out to Hiei,
who let the illusion fade as he licked it off.
“So, will you do it?”
“Hell yes!” Gin class=SpellE>flng himself on his back at Yusuke’s feet, grinning up at
him. “We’ll send you tribute by the keg.”
“Gin, you are so
sloshed.” Yusuke took another spoon of ice cream and placed it on Gin’s lips;
startled, the drunkard swallowed it. Once again yusuke’s
demon instincts were serving him well. There was no surer way to cement a
demon’s loyalty than a gift of food – well, except for one, and that was only
for Kurama and Hiei. And Yusuke had a positive talent for inspiring a total
lack of civilization. Within moments he was presiding over a panting tangle of
demons, all competing for a scoop of ice cream from his hand, and to offer him
a mouthful in turn. Hiei crawled up on the throne and under Yusuke’s arm;
Kurama draped himself over the Toushin’s hip.
Eventually the
ice cream was gone and the feeding frenzy subsided. The Shinobi
were sprawled around the base of Yusuke’s throne; Hiei licked the last smudge
of chocolate from his face. The Toushin surveyed his
newly pledged vassals with a smirk. “I guess you can head out to see the place
tomorrow morning.”
class=GramE>“Aye.” Jin lifted his head slightly. “Yer
up tae somethin’, Yusuke, I c’n
see it in yer eyes.”
class=GramE>“Yeah.” The aforementioned eyes narrowed, glowing scarlet.
“While you guys are settling in, the three of us are going to invade the class=SpellE>Reikai.”
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Yep, Yusuke has the Kingdom Hearts cast working for him ^^
Next chapter: the Reikai Invasion
is finally here … in two weeks.