And the Father Is...

Hey everyone! ^_^

I'm not dead see! Hahaha. Ok, I know, this is the long awaited shower scene...it didn't come out the way I had originally...but I came to the basic outline haha. It's going to give the story some twist and make this nine months harder then expected ^_~. Ok, I hope you guys enjoy it!

ENJOY!!

Disclaimer: See Chapter One.
___________________________________________________________

Chapter 11: Showers, Who Needs ‘em!


Last time on Dragon Ball Z!...wait…oops…I mean *clears throat*

Last time in And the Father Is…!...

It was at this point Genkai decided to jump in; first by pulling Kuwabara away from Yusuke and blocking the two of them from Kuwabara.

“Enough!” she growled out.

Both Yusuke and Chuu looked at her. Kuwabara held his head. He was getting a headache and felt like he wanted to cry; and for no reason at all! He bit his lip to keep from shedding a tear, which helped; for now anyway.

“Yusuke, go take a shower and cool off. Chuu, go and take one with him.”

All three boys were stunned by what Genkai had said. She looked at Yusuke with a smirk. Yusuke’s mouth was open and he was speechless. Chuu’s shock didn’t last long and a wide grin crossed his face. He grabbed Yusuke’s hand and dragged him towards the bathroom.

“Let’s go Urameshi; ya heard the woman.” Chuu said with a grin.

Yusuke sputtered and tried to get out of Chuu’s grip.

“Hell fucking no way in the seven HELLS am I GETTING IN A FUCKING SHOWER WITH THIS PERVERT!!” growled Yusuke.

“You have tension you need to resolve with Chuu, Yusuke. A shower might help the both of you stop fighting over Kuwabara.” Genkai said, able to contain her amusement in suggesting what she did.

She could tell that those two might have a thing for each other; even at the Dark Tournament. She felt that if they could get over the competition of who should have Kuwabara; more so help Yusuke realize his feelings for both Kuwabara and Chuu; then it would make the nine months go more smooth then having Yusuke freak out every time Chuu was around Kuwabara; not to mention help him stop freaking out if Chuu should snuggle with him like he had.

“But…!” Yusuke said but was interrupted.

“You heard the woman! Let’s go Urameshi; I won’t do anything to you, unless you want me to.” Chuu said with a chuckle.

Yusuke sputtered as he was dragged into the bathroom; the last thing he said before it closed being.

“Damn it all!”

…Now the continuation of DRAGON BALL….uh wait…*clears throat* now the continuation of AND THE FATHER IS…!

Got it right this time ^_~. Haha.

“Damn it all!” Yusuke hissed again when he found Chuu blocking the bathroom door.

He glared at Chuu, who leaned against the door, folding his hands in front of him, tilting his head to the side with an amused smile on his lips.

“Let me out damn it!” Yusuke growled, clenching his hands into fists at his side.

“Heh, now why would I do such a stupid thin’ like ‘at, hmmm? I mean, com’ on Urameshi, I ain’t gonna do anything ya don’t want me ta do to ya, ya know.” Chuu said with a chuckle.

Yusuke glared even more.

“Just let me the fuck out!”

“No.”

“Yes damn it!”

“No.”

Yusuke growled and stormed toward the other man, and was in front of him in a blink of an eye, causing Chuu to blink. Yusuke narrowed his eyes and looked up at Chuu.

“Don’t make me have to hurt you.”

“What’s the big deal anyway, huh?” Chuu asked with a raised eye brow. “I mean it’s just a shower for cryin’ out loud. I don’t see what’s to bug out over.”

“Its not JUST a shower!” Yusuke said a hint of red on his cheeks.

‘The fact I have to be taking a shower with YOU of all people pisses me off…’ he thought to himself.

Chuu looked at Yusuke for a moment before a grin crossed his lips. He uncrossed his arms and grabbed a hold of Yusuke’s arm; surprising him.

“Ok Urameshi, if ya won’t be a good boy and follow directions; I’ll have ta do it for ya.” Chuu said, pulling the still stunned Yusuke towards the shower; which was the kind that had a sliding door to it.

Yusuke snapped out of his stupor and struggled in Chuu’s grip.

“Let go of me damn it!” he hissed, trying to punch Chuu, but was thrown off balance by being thrown up into the air.

Yusuke was dizzy and by the time he was back on his feet and his head stopped spinning he found he was naked and his clothes on the other side of the room. He covered his lower region with his hands; feeling completely violated. He turned towards Chuu ready to give him a piece of his mind but was stunned to see that Chuu was also naked and seemed to be taking quiet an interest in Yusuke’s nude body. Yusuke’s face turned red from both embarrassment and being pissed off beyond belief.

“What the fuck, man?!” Yusuke shouted, while making a dash towards his clothes.

However, he was stopped by Chuu’s hand grabbing his arm and throwing Yusuke over his shoulder.

“Relax, Urameshi. It’s just a shower.” He chuckled, before stepping into the small shower, closing the sliding door behind them.

He locked the door; which was out of Yusuke’s reach. Chuu turned with a triumphed grin, and found Yusuke glaring at him from the small corner he had made his own spot in the shower; he wasn’t sitting down but he wasn’t standing either.

“Stay away from me ya pervert….let’s get this over with already….” growled Yusuke.

He couldn’t understand how he didn’t just K.O.ed Chuu and left by now. However, part of him didn’t mind sharing the shower with the big, built man. And when it comes to big; it didn’t get bigger than Chuu.

Yusuke shook his head of that pervert thought. It was here that Chuu turned on the shower and began to lather up his slightly tan firm body. Yusuke couldn’t help but be in a trans as Chuu moved the wash cloth rough, yet it seemed gentle at the same time; up and down each arm, over his neck; across and down his firm proud chest. Oh man, Yusuke couldn’t help himself watching the almost erotic display.

Chuu was obvious to Yusuke’s stare; having been use to having his body stared out by many ladies and all the men who offered to sleep with him. He had turned them all down; waiting for that special one he wanted to be his. However, he never knew that when he entered the Dark Tournament he would find TWO that he wanted to be with the rest of his life. He fell for Yusuke in their match; figuratively and physically speaking. However, it was Kuwabara who had caught his eye when he fought against Rinku. What fire, honor, and what a nice body. Who could ask for anyone better? Thought, Yusuke was just as to look at as Kuwabara; and he had a weird sense of honor; especially towards his best friend; hence why Chuu left both boys alone at the time.

However, he wouldn’t make that mistake again.

Once Chuu was done with his body and his hair, he turned to Yusuke who was still behind him. He snickered seeing that Yusuke was not only soaked and still in the same spot; but it seemed during Chuu’s shower, Yusuke became turned on. He chuckled, snapping Yusuke out of his staring. Yusuke looked up and glared.

“What’s so funny?”

“It seems ya didn’t mind the little show, eh?”

Yusuke stood up, forgetting he was still naked.

“What the hell are you talking about?”

Chuu chuckled and pointed downward.

Yusuke looked to where Chuu was pointing and noticed that he was erect. His eyes widened and he covered the area as much as he could.

“Pervert!” he hissed.

“Aww com’ on Urameshi, don’t be like that. Com’ on, let me help ya fix ‘at.” Chuu said, a smirk on his lips and he came towards Yusuke.

Yusuke’s eyes widened.

He was scared. Who wouldn’t be if they were naked; somewhat horny and facing a taller, hot, sexy, wet, and even hornier guy?! No one wouldn’t be scared is the correct answer that’s who!

“W-wait!” Yusuke stuttered, ducking under Chuu’s grip, which was hard in how small the shower stall was. “I thought you said you wouldn’t try anything if I didn’t want you to!”

“Heh, actions speak louder than words Urameshi.” Chuu chuckled, coming at Yusuke once again.

Yusuke eeped, sooo out of character for him, but what else could he do? Oh yeah….

“DAMN IT CHUU, GET YER FUCKIN’ HANDS OFFA ME!! RAPE! ITS RAPE I TELL YA!” Yusuke shouts, avoiding Chuu’s hands again.

Chuu seemed possessed as he licked his lips and chuckled.

“It ain’t rape if you’re enjoying.”

“GET THE FUCK AWAY! HELP! GENKAI! KUWABARA! SOMEBODY! HELP!!” Yusuke shouted, trying to get away.

He wasn’t thinking, which he normally does in these kinds of situations; so of course he didn’t think about blasting down the stall door and running. Nope, Yusuke was too busy trying to avoid a horny Chuu to think of that one.

Meanwhile…*few minutes before this scene*

Kuwabara sighed as he walked out of his shower. It was so refreshing. He was in his boxers and the towel still in his hair. He walked across the floor, drying his hair with the towel; Eikichi watching him from his bed. He stopped in front of the full size mirror he had in the room and let the towel rest on his shoulders. He looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t look any different. He turned to look at himself from the side.

“Nope…I still have my figure…” he said, chuckling at his own joke.

His laughter died out when his eyes rested on his stomach; in the mirror. His hand rested there, his thumb stroking the area.

“I can’t believe I have Urameshi AND Chuu’s baby inside of me…” he sighted.

He was worried; more so doubt then anything else. Was he ready for this baby? Was Urameshi even ready for this baby? How would they support it? How and where will it be born? Will it be screwed up by having three dads? And the biggest question on his mind…was it REALLY his baby; or was he just the vessel carrying a mix of Chuu and Yusuke?

He sighed and hugged his stomach.

“No matter what….this kid is mine too…I bet have rights to this kid just for going through the shit I’ve gone through so far…” Kuwabara mumbled.

Eikichi’s ear’s twitched and turned to look at the door. After a few moments the cat jumped towards the door, scratching it and hissing. Kuwabara turned to his cat, confused.

“What is it Eikichi? You want to go out?”

“Meow! Hisss!” Eikichi went.

Kuwabara, still in his boxers; walked towards the door and let the cat out; however he found his lovable little cat charged straight at the door to the bathroom Yusuke and Chuu were sharing. Kuwabara couldn’t help but chuckle at the look on Yusuke’s face after hearing Genkai suggest they take a shower together.

However, he stopped, hearing Yusuke close to screaming. He sounded…afraid? No, Yusuke is never scared…well, except for younger Toguro…and yeah there was that time Keiko threatened to kick him in the balls….but…those where different; he had reason to be scared those times…this time didn’t make sense. Kuwabara walked to the door and pressed his ear to it.

He couldn’t hear anything but muffled sounds; though he could still tell Yusuke was scared. Kuwabara pulled back from the door and looked at the door knob. Should he? Another muffled rambling shouting was all he needed before grabbing the door knob and twisting it.

It was open!

Kuwabara was surprised but wasted no time sticking his head into the noisy room; which was also very steamy. He could barely see a thing; but he could ear clearly now.

“It ain’t rape if you’re enjoying.”

“GET THE FUCK AWAY! HELP! GENKAI! KUWABARA! SOMEBODY! HELP!!” Yusuke shouted, trying to get away.

Kuwabara’s eyes widened at what he heard. He opened the door up wider and stepped into the steamed filled room.

“Urameshi?!” he shouted. “Chuu?!”

“HELP KUWABARA!! CHUU’S TRYIN’ TO RAPE ME!!!”

“It ain’t rape if you are enjoying it! Why don’t ya join us Kuwabara!”

Kuwabara sweat dropped at that, but Yusuke’s voice had him on the sliding door in a heart beat. However, he found it locked. Not a problem for the one who wields the sword that can cut threw dimensions! Kuwabara took out his normal spirit sword and with one slide; split the door straight down the middle. Once it fell, water came flooding out, since the shower continued to flow. Kuwabara looked in. He was just in time, too, because Chuu had Yusuke already in his arms and was nibbling on his neck; while his hand was already on Yusuke’s member.

Kuwabara’s eyes widened at the sight. He would have fainted, if the look on his friend’s face didn’t keep him awake; Yusuke was wide eyed and red from embarrassment. Kuwabara growled and pulled Yusuke out of Chuu’s grip. Both Yusuke and Chuu were shocked to see Kuwabara now holding Yusuke in his arms like a baby and glaring at Chuu.

He didn’t say anything but rushed back into his room, locking the door behind him and Yusuke. Chuu stood there, feeling the now cold water spray on his naked back. He looked down at his hands; eyes wide.

“What…what have I done..?” he said, seeming like his old self again.


In Kuwabara’s room….

Kuwabara carry’s Yusuke to his bathroom and sets him down.

“Take a shower in here. I’ll make sure he won’t come in.” Kuwabara said, looking at his still naked friend; though he didn’t mind; he’d seen him naked before in gym class.

Yusuke was still stunned and nodded. Kuwabara closed the door and sighed. He scratched his still drying hair and sighed. It was then he noticed he was still in his boxers. His eyes widened and he looked down at himself blushing.

“Crap.” He mumbled before getting a spare set of clothes out of his dresser and changing.

Yusuke let out a sigh of relief. He was close to traumatized; but yet, he HAD enjoyed what Chuu was doing…yet he was glad Kuwabara came when he did. He ran his hand through his wet jet black hair and sighed. He looked at Kuwabra’s shower which had a curtain instead of a sliding door. He found that he liked curtains…you weren’t restricted with curtains.

He took his shower, cleaning off and wrapped himself in a clean towel. He peeked out the door and into Kuwabara’s room, finding his best friend on the bed.

“Ahhh…I left my clothes in the shower…” Yusuke started, but his best friend smiled at him and nodded at him.

“Don’t worry about it, I got them for you; they’re right in front of you.”

Yusuke looked at his friend before a smile crossed his lips. He looked down and sure enough there were his clothes; neatly folded. He chuckled at how much Kuwabara acted like a mother just by folding his clothes.

“What’s so funny Urameshi?” Kuwabara asked.

“Nothin’…..thanks man…” Yusuke said, picking up his clothes and holding them to his chest.

“Hey no sweat. It is my honor to save a damsel in distress.” Kuwabara said with pride, though a hint of a smirk on his lips.

He found Yusuke’s towel in his face.

“I’m no damsel!” Yusuke growled before slamming the door behind him.

Kuwabara chuckled.

“Yeah right Urameshi! I had to save yer ass! That makes you a damsel!” Kuwabara shouted, laughing.

In a few minutes, Yusuke was out dressed in his clothes and glaring at his best friend.

“I coulda taken him.” he humphed crossing his arms over his chest.

Kuwabara looked at Yusuke for a moment.

“Yeah…that’s been bothering me…I mean, you’ve kicked Chuu’s ass before; why not then?” Kuwabara asked.

Yusuke looked away, running his hand through his still wet; but now clean, jet black hair.

“I don’t know…it was weird ya know? I just…froze or something…” Yusuke said, before sighing.

“I don’t wanna talk about it…let’s go get some breakfast…”

Yusuke headed towards the door. Kuwabara got up and decided to follow him.

“Hey, Urameshi?”

Yusuke looked over his shoulder at his best friend.

“Yeah Kuwabara?”

Kuwabara looked at his best friend for a moment before shaking his head.

“Never mind…last one to the kitchen is a looser!” Kuwabara said, running past Yusuke, who growled; but with a smile ran after his best friend.

“Ha! Like to see you beat me!”

“Eat my dust Urameshi!”

“Ha! Eat MY dust Kuwabara!”

“Hey! That’s cheatin’!”


Chuu watched the two from the bathroom. He sighed and leaned against the door; now dressed. He had to control his hormones or he wouldn’t be able to hang around Kuwabara and see his babe be born. It was going to be a long nine months for him….that was for sure…

______________________________________________________________

I hope you guys enjoyed that ^^. It took me two hours to make it ^^; Soooo please read and review!! Later!