Unlikely Lovers Become Unlikely Fathers

Disclaimer: I own only the Unlikely Series and the fics within it. The characters are not mine.

LK: Um, we're all going to pretend that the guys just finished up high school. I looked back at the previous fic and realized Kuwa-chan was still in school. ^_^; oops. Besides, having a Pregnant Kuwa at school would be a little weird. Oh! And if anyone is confused Aiekichi, aka Kuwa's cat, happens to be a cat Apparition, who is also the daughter of Cupid. That's why she kinda helped Kuwa and Hiei get together in the last fic. And yes this is all in my twisted imagination. My new muses refused to help me with this. *glares at Muses*

Kuwabara: *blushes* I think I helped you enough.

Yususke: At least you aren't writing about me this time.

Tsume: ............

Toboe: I...I... I don't know what to do. *blushes*

LK: I apologize to everyone... *cries* I haven't written a lemon in almost two years! Yaoi or otherwise! And I can't wait to write a PWP ficcy with Tsume and Toboei. ^_^

Tsume: .............

Toboe: *looks at Tsume and blushes harder*

LK: ^__^ Anyway, here's the Sequel to Furry Cupid and the Unlikely Lovers. Enjoy.


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Koenma gazed at the sea of brown hair, which had flooded across his pillows. He smiled as the owner of that hair snuggled closer to him, purring in her sleep. Yes, Aiekichi was a beautiful creature, but that was to be expected. All of cupid’s students and helpers had to be beautiful. Of course, Aiekichi inherited some of her looks from cupid himse



Koenma reached for her smoothly furred tail and reveled in the silkiness of it as he remembered what she had told him earlier.

~ ~ Flash back ~ ~

“What do you mean? How can Kuwabara get pregnant?”

“Koenma calm down. It’s simple really, when Hiei claimed Kuwabara as his mate, he marked him with a bite to the lower neck.”

“Yes, I know that, it’s a common demon practice, sometimes we gods mark our mates as well.”

“Don’t I know it.” Aiekichi smirked, and Koenma blushed lightly. “When two male demons mate, the dominant one will cast a spell called the ‘Baby Bite’.”

“Baby bite?”

Aiekichi sighed. “Here, let me show you.” She snapped her fingers and a book appeared in mid-air, falling into her hands. She opened it and began to read. “Here it is, the baby bite: When a male demon has a male lover, reproduction can be quite simple. The dominant demon in the relationship will bite his mate in the midst of lovemaking. There by casting a spell over hate’ate’s body so that it creates its’ own eggs. As to how the sperm gets to the eggs we’re not completely sure. We have not been allowed to study such a situatioo ouo our knowledge is limited.” She closed the book.

“So Hiei used this Baby Bite spell on Kuwabara?”

“Correct.”

“Poor child.”

~ ~ End Flash back ~ ~

Koenma sighed heavily; he just knew this was going to cause problems. But then again, it would be fun to see what happened. After all, a pregnant Kuwabara was a most amusing thought.

“Why are you snickering?” Aiekichi asked sleepily.

“Just imagining Kuwabara being pregnant.” He snickered some more.

“You do know that the baby bite causes a fast rate pregnancy don’t you?”

“What?”

“Soon there may be dozens of little Kuwa and Hiei’s crawling around.”

“Dozens…Little…Hiei's…” Koenma shuddered at the thought.

“Yep, they’ll be multiplying like rabbits.” She giggled as she tackled the immortal once more.

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“Uuuaaaggghhh!”

Hiei and the girls sweat-dropped.

“Kuwa, are you okay?” Hiei called from the table.

Kuwabara weakly opened the door. “I think I’m comin’ down with somethin’. This is the third mornin’ in a row that I’ve been sick.”

Shizuru’s eyes grew wide and sparkly. “Oh Kazuma!” She hugged him. “You’re gonna be a Mommy!”

“WHAT!” He face faulted, but managed to regain his composure. “Shizuru, I’m a guy, and guys don’t get pregnant. I learned all about that stuff in Sex ed.”

“Actually, when a demon is involved male pregnancy is a regular occurrence.” Botan piped in.

“Congratulations Hiei. You’re gonna be a daddy!”

CRASH!

Kuwabara fainted.

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Yusuke knocked on the apartment door, it was opened rapidly and he was pulled inside. “Hey, what’s the big idea!?” He yelled.

Shizuru promptly whapped him upside the head. ff iff it Yusuke.”

“What’d I do?” Yusuke asked rubbing the newly formed lump on his head.

“Shh.” Botan scolded. “Kuwabara needs his rest.”

“Why, what’s wrong with him?” Yusuke asked curiously.

“He fainted.” Botan giggled quietly.

Yusuke sweat-dropped. “Okay… Why?”

“He just got a little bit of a shock that’s all.” Shizuru snickered.

“Uh-huh. I’ll just go check on him then.” Yusuke slunk away from the females and made his way toward the living room, where he found an unconscious Kuwabara lying on the couch. Oddly Hiei was there with him, letting the red-haired Ninjen’s head, rest in his lap.

“Urameshi.” Hiei said as he looked up, nodding a hello.

“Hey Hiei, what’s goin’ on with Kuwa? And why the hell are you here?” Yusuke smirked. "I guess the rumors are true."

Hiei’s eyes widened, but he quickly regained his composure. “Am I that obvious?”

“What?!" Yusuke's eyes widened. "Man, I was just jokin'... You mean you two actually did it?" He smiled. "So, who was on top."

Hiei rolled his eyes. "That's none of your business."

"So, what's wrong with Kuwabara?"

"He's pregnant." Hinswenswered.

"So you were on top." Yusuke gave him a thumbs up. "So how was it."

Hiei sighed, the ninjen was hopeless. "Why are you here?"

"I dunno, just thought I'd see if the dummy wanted to come down to the arcade." Yusuke grinned. "But I think he's been too busy playing games with you."

"I suggest you not speak of this to anyone." Hiei warned.

"Puh-lease, Botan knows, so there's a good chance that half the Spirit World has heard the news." Yusuke snickered.

Hiei's blood ran cold. "What about the demon realm?"

Yusuke paused to think about that. "Well, she doesn't go there very often, but it wouldn't surprise me if she had a friend or two there." The Spirit Detective looked at the suddenly pale demon. "Hey, Hiei..ou oou okay."

"I've made a lot of enemies Urameshi." The smaller demon looked up from his place on the couch, his hands running through Kuwabara's hair in a very possessive manner.

"Shit." Yusuke raked his hands through his own hair. "I hadn't even thought of that." He looked at his best friend, who was currently resting in his lover's arms. "We'd better get him to Genkai's Temple... He'll be safer with all of us there."

Hiei nodded. "My thoughts exactly."


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A/N: I kinda got the idea from Split Persona. They suggested someone coming after Kuwa. But, I'm not sure what's going to happen yet. You'll find out whenever I post again. Hopefully that will be soon.

LK: Well, how was it? *looks around* Have all of my reviewers abandoned me? *sniffs* I'm sorry for not writing in so long.

Toboe: *hugs LK* It's okay.

LK: ^^; ok Toboe, that's enough now. *pries wolf from her* Well, if anyone stops by, let me know what you think.

Tsume: Don't you have college work to do?

LK: *sweat-drops* Uh...

Yusuke: I coulda' sworn you have a midterm commin' up. *grins*

LK: oops. I think I'll be going now. *runs off to study*